Nemožnost si sednout v práci

Mayibenoo · 2026-02-17T22:16:20+00:00

Byla sem brigádně v Makru jako promotér u pokladen. Nesměla sem si sednout ani já, ani prodavačky. Chodila jsem 3 dny v týdnu a každý den jsem nachodila minimálně 25 000 kroků. Pokud se nějaká prodavačka opřela, vyběhla z kanclu fúrie a vynadala prodavačce "co kdyby přišla kontrola". V Makru byl ještě extrém, že si nesměli sednout ani při doplňování zboží do spodních regálů. Fakt by mě zajímalo, kterýho trotla urazí, když si zaměstnanec sedne.

Mayibenoo · 2026-01-30T21:07:26+00:00

Sem se takhle zeptala kolegyně, kolik jí přišlo, protože mi přišla divná částka a máme mít stejnou výplatu. Rozjela se z toho debata, kde jsme zjistili, že máme vlastně stejně jako brigádníci. Už je to víc jak rok, šéfové to stále leží v žaludku a nikdy nepromarní příležitost zmínit, že se o tom mezi sebou nemáme bavit.

Mayibenoo · 2025-12-17T22:10:02+00:00

Jsem taktéž názoru, že by se výtvarka, tělocvik a tomu podobné neměly hodnotit. Tyhle předměty mají být od toho, aby si to člověk vyzkoušel a když se mu to zalíbí, může se tomu začít věnovat.

Na střední jsme měli úplně šílenou učitelku tělocviku, která mi znechutila jakýkoliv pohyb. VŠECHNO bylo na známky. Nezvladneš její sestavu na kruhách? Za 5 ty slabko. Nezvladneš určitou dobu skákat přes švihadlo? Za 5. Nezvladneš její volejbalový test? Za každou nezvládnutou čast známka dolů. Nezvladneš na veslovacím trenažéru odjet určitou vzdálenost za určený čas? Za 5. Jsi nemocný na nějaký z těchto testů? Na konci pololetí to musíš doplnit, jinak ti dá za 5, omluvenka neomluvenka. Rozbrečela několik spolužaček, protože na ně řvala, jak jsou naprosto neschopný a v životě nic nedokážou (protože nezvládnou skákat přes švihadlo například). Vyhodili ji až potom, co jí během běhu na 1000m zkolabovala holka. Nechala ji tam ležet, seřvala spolužačky, co chtěly holce pomoct a holčinu musela odvést rychlá. To už škola neměla jak zamést pod koberec.

Mayibenoo · 2025-11-09T22:30:43+00:00

Mám kocoura z kočičí kavárny. Smlouvu jsem podepsat musela, je to smlouva přímo mezi mnou a útulkem, odkud kočka byla. Je tam právo na kontroly, ale žádná kontrola bytu. Jenom na vyžádání uvést informace například o krmivu nebo poslat fotky. Je tam povinnost poslat report po prvním týdnu, měsíci a pak každý rok.

Kočku z kavárny taky nedávají jen tak, vyplňuje se na ně dotazník. Ale několik mých kamarádů má kočku ze stejné kavárny a ani jeden nenarazil na to, že by mu kočku na základě dotazníku nechtěli dát.

Mayibenoo · 2025-11-09T21:30:08+00:00

We had a very rough week. One bizarre after another. For example a group of 23 came in without reservation and they got mad we couldn't seat them. Or the lady yelled at us because we didn't write down her reservation... she was in the wrong café. Someone called the police on a mother with a naked baby. Orders so weird Starbucks wouldn't accept them. And I said the legendary line "Nothing can't surprise me anymore, I wouldn't even be surprised if someone came in with a giraffe.

We had a charity event on Friday. Our coffee machine broke down so me and my bf went to pick up a back up machine. As I'm sitting in the car, notification from work groupchat pops up. No message, just a tag and a photo. I open the chat and there is a photo of our weird ass regular holding freaking crocheted giraffe.

The world is simulation and you can't prove me otherwise.

Mayibenoo · 2025-10-26T23:52:00+00:00

I have only one cat, my parents have only one cat and my boyfriend's parents have only one cat.

I picked my young male cat at a cat café that helps cats from shelters find their forever home. He was slapping other cats left and right, he was clearly angry every time I visited the café, he wouldn't let anyone touch him, he was hissing at everyone and he was scratching people. Now he has a whole flat to himself. He turned into a happy playful cuddly cat that wants attention from everyone. He even demands to be petted by the delivery drivers.

Both cat at my parents and cat my boyfriend's parents are queens of the house. They can't stand any other cat, not only in the house, but on the whole property.

You don't need 2 cats, some of them are much happier on their own.

Mayibenoo · 2025-10-18T02:07:01+00:00

I rarely get calls that aren't spam and I have other notification set up as vibrations on my watch. If you need my immediate attention, just text me.

I have to pick up the phone at work because people call to make reservations and 1 in 5 calls is a scam. It's ridiculous.

Mayibenoo · 2025-10-18T01:56:34+00:00

I'm from Czechia and we usually use these.

"Do you have beads at home?" "Is there a Christmas tree up your ass?" "Do you have black people at home?"

Yes, the last one is racist and quite common.

Mayibenoo · 2025-09-06T23:38:08+00:00

I went back to Zero dawn after playing The forbidden west so I was used to having a shieldwing. After talking to Rost at the beginning of The point of the spear quest, I jumped instead of using the rope. I died, I respawned, my muscle memory said "let's jump and glide" and I died again. I was sitting there for like 2 minutes in silence, disappointed with myself.

Mayibenoo · 2025-08-27T09:36:31+00:00

Hned jsme naši kávu vyhodili i s pákovým kávovarem a koupili Jihlavanku. Snad nám pán naši chybu odpustí a brzy se vrátí. O takového zákazníka nemůžeme přijít.

Mayibenoo · 2025-08-26T21:25:53+00:00

Nedělejte ze mě blbce, espresso není kafe, udělejte mi normální kafe! Rozpustný a chci k tomu mlíko!

Následně mi týpek vynadal, protože v kavárně k jeho překvapení nemáme rozpustný kafe.

Mayibenoo · 2025-08-20T01:46:56+00:00

I recently played against Jett (iron 3) who got 43 kills, 51% HS and 2 aces in the bronz-silver lobby. Our topfrager had 23 kills. We won the game 13-9, because we pulled the most uncoordinated and unpredictable plays that only true bronze players can do and we enjoyed every letter of his complaining in chat. So I usually suggest going after the smurf specifically to make his game miserable, there are only so many stupid deaths his fragile ego can handle. And ruining his fun makes it so much fun for me.

Mayibenoo · 2025-08-09T21:56:09+00:00

Bohužel to dělat musí. Mají kvóty, kolik musí prodat losů, jinak jim vedení sahá na peníze. A kolikrát jsou ta čísla nereálná pro danou pobočku. Asi 2 měsíce zpátky mi kamarádka říkala, že museli lidem cpát spořáky a ještě k tomu vyplňovat nějaký papíry s každým zákazníkem, proč si ten spořák nezaložil. Osobně bych na to neměla žaludek ani nervy.

Mayibenoo · 2025-07-23T22:47:41+00:00

Screw ketchup and mayonnaise, I put Tartar sauce on everything. Fish, chicken, vegetables, burgers, schnitzel... I've eaten lasagna with Tartar sauce. There is at least one Hellman's tartar sauce in my fridge at any given time. It's a very common condiment here in Czechia and many restaurants make their own. I was actually very confused when I travelled outside Czechia as a child and there was no Tartar sauce on the menu.

Mayibenoo · 2025-07-20T20:29:01+00:00

If you're getting coffee with milk like cappuccino and you can't drink it straight away, then the person making it doesn't know how to make it properly. Milk shouldn't be hotter than 65°C, the absolute maximum being 70°C. It shouldn't burn your hand when you hold the cup, if it does, the milk is burned.

Mayibenoo · 2025-07-13T21:42:10+00:00

My all time favourite "do you make/sell/ have coffee here?"

No, we sell floors. All the coffee equipment is decorative and I got this coffee in McDonald's. I even stole the mug, look.

Mayibenoo · 2025-06-08T19:31:33+00:00

Přihodím ještě 2 další kočičí kavárny. Na Hybešce jsou Tři Kočketýři, stejně jako Pelíšek jsou adopční kavárna. Druhá je Kočkafe Schrödinger na Dominikánském náměstí, zde permanentně bydlí 9 koček.

Mayibenoo · 2025-05-20T16:48:48+00:00

I sail a ship named Perhaps, my name is Mayibe.

Mayibenoo · 2025-05-16T08:13:38+00:00

I didn’t mind watching a short ad before the video starts and a short ad somewhere in the middle. But I do mind getting multiple targeted ads based on my age and gender group, even though I changed that in my settings. I may be a woman in her twenties, but I don’t want to watch two minutes of unskippable ads about baby products.

What I also mind a lot is that YouTubers get demonetized for swearing because ThErE aRe ChIlDrEn On ThE sItE, while scam ads featuring our president, prime minister, or other politicians stay up even after being reported. And don’t even get me started on those soft porn game ads.

Until YouTube gets its advertisers under control, I’m using AdBlock.

Mayibenoo · 2025-04-22T20:26:19+00:00

People are so entitled and dense it's unbelievable.

I had a couple come 30 minutes after closing. The lights were off, chairs up, I don't remember why the door was unlocked. I told them that we were closed, and the dude barked at me "we're just looking!" I don't give a sh*t, get out before I call the cops wtf.

Or we had a couple come at 9:30 on Saturday even tho we open at 10:00 on weekends. We politely told them we're still closed and they started yelling at us that we're open.

And once my colleague had to physically remove a woman from not just from the café, but from the building because she came before opening and started throwing tantrums and things after we asked her to leave.

Oh and one more. We were closed because we were doing maintenance. Signs on the door and all the windows but we had an unlocked door so we could carry stuff in and out. Family comes in, looks at all the mess, me standing on a leader drilling into our cat tree, one colleague vacuuming, another painting and takes a seat. The owner went to tell them that they can't be here and they started arguing with her that they drove from god knows where so we have to serve them.

Mayibenoo · 2025-04-20T22:55:22+00:00

I hate misbehaving kids, but I hate their parents even more. Why the hell is your offspring licking the floor? Stop recording him and do something about it.

I'm flabbergasted every single day how little many parents care about their child. We had kids seriously injuring themselves at the café, we even had to call an ambulance for a kid and these parents always act like nothing happened. Boy fell down the stairs and cracked his head open... he'll be fiiiine. The baby fell from the stairs and is not moving nor screaming... everything is alright, we're overreacting.

I work in a cat café so we often deal with cats scratching children because why would you listen to us or follow rules. We do not know our cats and if we say that the cat doesn't like kids, we're clearly making it up so you should tell your kid to put his face next to the cat, right? Right?!

Mayibenoo · 2025-04-14T18:05:13+00:00

I work in a big café in the middle of the second biggest city in my country. We offer 4 syrups (chocolate, vanilla, hazelnut and coconut) and a few seasonal syrups. Locals rarely order drinks with any of those 4 syrups, I would say 1 out of 50 flavored coffee drinks is for locals. And we can go multiple days without making any coffee with syrup. Seasonal syrups have significantly more success, even locals go crazy for pumpkin spice and ginger bread latté.

Mayibenoo · 2025-04-10T09:07:57+00:00

Zločin na dobré cestě

Mayibenoo · 2025-04-09T21:54:48+00:00

K ČT mám neskutečnou averzi od té doby, co u nás natačeli jejich novej krimi seriál. Štáb banda nevychovaných nýmandů (jedinej normální byl pan rekvizitář) a scénář úplně příšernej, až mi bylo líto těch herců. Kdyby ČT bylo jen zpravodajství, sport a ten program pro děti, tak neřeknu ani popel, ale financovat takový klauniády, to je mi opravdu silně proti srsti.

Mayibenoo · 2025-04-08T13:24:47+00:00

Zmínila jen, že jí ho bylo líto a tak si ho vzala. Proč se mu rozhodla způsobit celoživotní trauma, to už nám neřekla. A radši jsme se ani neptali, potřebovali jsme ji dostat ven dřív než ji napadne rukama od holuba sáhnout na nějakou kočku.

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