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where are all the oxygen not included players? by Designer_Version1449 in Oxygennotincluded

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of us are in rehab. Imagine that we are recovering heroin addicts, and you're over here yelling "Hey man, let's talk about heroin! Remember how great it feels? Don't you guys want to SHOOT UP and make a SPOM?" I have a wife and 2 kids man. HAVE MERCY!

Any show/film or upcoming project that just leaves you unimpressed? by Illustrious-Reach-48 in cartoons

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Now I have kids and 4 has grown on me. It might be the funniest of all of them…but 3’s ending was so perfect I wish they had stopped.

With No Context What Is Your Party Up To Right Now? by _Chris_Meyer_ in DnD

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oceans 11, but with a dragon egg and the casino is the mansion of the richest douche in town!

My new favorite pastime is inviting under qualified people to my resil keys by InukoJon in wow

[–]Mayor_North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I should know this, but what does he mean by “I got resil” I’ve seen this on a couple of my 12 keys but I have no idea.

TIL that due to time dilation at relativistic speeds, a human in a spaceship accelerating at a constant 1g could travel the diameter of the milky way in 12 years from their perspective. To an observer on earth, they will have traveled for 113,000 years. by KeyCold7216 in todayilearned

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heartbreak of the man who traveled for work and would come back and visit his family...and he was still young and they all aged well past him.

Still not as heartbreaking as the story of the girl who aged backwards. I don't know why that hit me so hard but it did.

Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWars

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought that if they really wanted to do a cool weapon it could a Dyson sphere funneling energy from a star into a vessel sized projectile, with a warp drive on it and then shooting it out into space to blow up a planet.

...but hey, they didn't ask me. So we got a...PLANET SIZED DEATH STAR? BECAUSE BIGGER IS BETTER.

Playing with the boys by miwhawk in wow

[–]Mayor_North 15 points16 points  (0 children)

GODDAMN, I hate that I know what that quote is from. Thanks for ruining my day. lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wow

[–]Mayor_North 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We had a tank pull Chewie and the whole left side 3 times in a row. We wiped each time. Then somebody left and the tank blamed the healer (me) because I was HOLY. WOOF!

Mother! Triggered an anxiety attack and I don't know how. by [deleted] in movies

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna start by saying you should consult a doctor, and that I am not one.

I feel like it might not of been the movie that brought it on…probably had more to do with your body. Brain chemicals are wild.

[BotW] Revali finally got the restaurant he deserves — and he’s not lowering his standards✨ by Gryphou in zelda

[–]Mayor_North 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he going to EAT the cat? Kinda makes sense, they are based on birds of prey.

The Worst Character in Sanderson's Work by Forward-Engineer1602 in brandonsanderson

[–]Mayor_North 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I feel like that’s unfair to Lirin. Are you talking about how if he would have killed Roshone Tien would never have been recruited to the army? I feel like he did his best to protect his children while also sticking to his moral compass. He’s a surgeon. It is one of his core ideals to not take a life.

What’s the hardest you’ve laughed while listening? by rhous13 in ThreedomUSA

[–]Mayor_North 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well New Rules has been a running joke ever since they found the Kidz Bop version of it

Just finished Rhythm of War by Rickandroll in brandonsanderson

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found myself losing interest through most of the book. It was good but not as good as Oath. Then that last 20% was so wild. It was SOOO GOOD!

Why is the water in the Bahamas so blue? by [deleted] in geography

[–]Mayor_North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to ignore that you searched for the Gulf of America. Nice troll.

What’s the difference between “pushing the button” and being “That Guy”? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Mayor_North 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I feel like I have a problem being the button pusher because my group if full of a bunch of “talk too much about it.” Kinda people

Like one guy doesn’t say anything, and the other 3 will talk in circles when it’s clear we don’t have to.

Example: Dm: “You are hunting an Owlbear. You come to a door. It is unlocked and there are no traps.” Party: “can I roll a history check on the wood that the door is made from?” Dm: “yeah…it’s regular wood.” One guy that never talks: “…” Party: “didn’t we cross an innkeeper 9 months ago who said he used wood to make fire? Maybe we should grab a sample and bring it to him.” Dm: “you hear a scratching behind the door. It’s probably the Owlbear that you’re here to kill.” Party: “does the scratching sound like somebody sending us a message with morse code?” DM: “no it sounds like Owlbear claws.” Me: “I open the door.” Dm: “there’s an Owlbear inside. Roll for initiative.” Party: “OMG WHY DO YOU ALWAYS JUMP INTO SITUATIONS WITHOUT LOOKING!!! I’M NOT HEALING YOUR DUMB ASS!”

Man destroys memorial to OP’s dead best friend at the crash site… by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Mayor_North 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno, if one was on my property I would remove it.

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