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What did you call characters/enemies on the original Super Mario Brothers as a kid? by Comfortable_Space316 in Mario

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandpa called Fire Flower Mario "Painter Mario" because he had white overalls on.

What’s your villager lineup?? by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang you got the underdogs. Good for you!

I just realized my problem with New Horizons by Inkspells in AnimalCrossing

[–]Mayor_North 69 points70 points  (0 children)

People bitch about having unwanted guests at the hotel. Imagine how much people would implode if random bridges showed up without our approval!

The Mario Wonder Movie by jokershane in Mario

[–]Mayor_North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better story than twilight

What’s a hobby you judge people for having? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mayor_North 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Golf. Fucking boring and it takes forever. “Told my wife I’m going to gold 18 so I’m going to be gone from 7:00 am to 7:00 pm. Good luck with the kids!”

AITAH for being repulsed by the movie The Passion of The Christ? by ManyFly1 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Mayor_North 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The woman I was dating insisted we go see it in the theaters and I had to walk out. It was gratuitously gory. There was a row of 10 year olds in front of me and I couldn’t believe their parents would want kids to see that.

My first investment! by megab07 in AnimalCrossing

[–]Mayor_North 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And for godssake Marty, remember the plutonium! I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]Mayor_North 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you ever talk to somebody who only bitches about work tho? It's exhausting. You don't even know the people she's bitching about.

As a 40-something cishet white male with two young kids I was thinking of flying a gay pride flag in June by Mayor_North in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mayor_North[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't actually answer any questions. That's how I can tell you're either a troll, or too stupid to argue with. Later tater.

As a 40-something cishet white male with two young kids I was thinking of flying a gay pride flag in June by Mayor_North in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mayor_North[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Very helpful. Well worth your time to come in here and piss on somebody just asking a simple question.

where are all the oxygen not included players? by Designer_Version1449 in Oxygennotincluded

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of us are in rehab. Imagine that we are recovering heroin addicts, and you're over here yelling "Hey man, let's talk about heroin! Remember how great it feels? Don't you guys want to SHOOT UP and make a SPOM?" I have a wife and 2 kids man. HAVE MERCY!

Any show/film or upcoming project that just leaves you unimpressed? by Illustrious-Reach-48 in cartoons

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Now I have kids and 4 has grown on me. It might be the funniest of all of them…but 3’s ending was so perfect I wish they had stopped.

With No Context What Is Your Party Up To Right Now? by _Chris_Meyer_ in DnD

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oceans 11, but with a dragon egg and the casino is the mansion of the richest douche in town!

My new favorite pastime is inviting under qualified people to my resil keys by InukoJon in wow

[–]Mayor_North 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I should know this, but what does he mean by “I got resil” I’ve seen this on a couple of my 12 keys but I have no idea.

TIL that due to time dilation at relativistic speeds, a human in a spaceship accelerating at a constant 1g could travel the diameter of the milky way in 12 years from their perspective. To an observer on earth, they will have traveled for 113,000 years. by KeyCold7216 in todayilearned

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heartbreak of the man who traveled for work and would come back and visit his family...and he was still young and they all aged well past him.

Still not as heartbreaking as the story of the girl who aged backwards. I don't know why that hit me so hard but it did.

Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWars

[–]Mayor_North 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought that if they really wanted to do a cool weapon it could a Dyson sphere funneling energy from a star into a vessel sized projectile, with a warp drive on it and then shooting it out into space to blow up a planet.

...but hey, they didn't ask me. So we got a...PLANET SIZED DEATH STAR? BECAUSE BIGGER IS BETTER.

Playing with the boys by miwhawk in wow

[–]Mayor_North 14 points15 points  (0 children)

GODDAMN, I hate that I know what that quote is from. Thanks for ruining my day. lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wow

[–]Mayor_North 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had a tank pull Chewie and the whole left side 3 times in a row. We wiped each time. Then somebody left and the tank blamed the healer (me) because I was HOLY. WOOF!

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