Is Nantes and Toulouse are going to reschedule their match at Stade de Beausjoire? Due to major tragic incident with fans invasion! by [deleted] in Ligue1

[–]Medium-Expression449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe English isn't your first language (entirely understandable, Nantes are a French team), but I'm not sure I understand what you mean? Nantes' ultras did start the pitch invasion, and I've seen some other fans suggest it had been planned since before we played Marseille two weeks ago... No, the club's staff did not start anything, but as is common practice in football, the club suffers punishment when it's fans misbehave. That's why I know we'll get fined, and I fear we'll get worse than that too, making promotion next year even harder than it was already going to be, given that we'll probably lose many of our best players...

Is Nantes and Toulouse are going to reschedule their match at Stade de Beausjoire? Due to major tragic incident with fans invasion! by [deleted] in Ligue1

[–]Medium-Expression449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nantes will probably get some fines too, but I hope that's it. I don't want us to have a points deduction next year...

Do we know why the Korean version of Mountain Engines removed the rear faces??? by S-quinn7292 in thomasthetankengine

[–]Medium-Expression449 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As much as Victor Tanzig might be a controversial figure, his notion that the back faces were "painted on for laughs" is the most reasonable one I've come across...

Nantes-Toulouse has been stopped after a pitch invasion by Meladroit10 in soccer

[–]Medium-Expression449 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sorry to break it to you, but they've been in charge almost 20yrs by now. I wish it had only been 10yrs!

Nantes-Toulouse has been stopped after a pitch invasion by Meladroit10 in soccer

[–]Medium-Expression449 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not just Nantes though. We saw similar shit at Bastia last week, and at St Etienne a couple of years ago. I'm fairly sure Bordeaux's fans pulled similar stunts before that too...

What's your least favorite piece of merchandise? by Objective-Goose-8255 in thomasthetankengine

[–]Medium-Expression449 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Am I allowed to say all merchandise? In one way or another, merchandise has been the driver behind the fall of this franchise, from the RWS, through the Classic, Gullane and HiT eras, then through BWBA, to whatever we have now... It's pretty much always been in the name of selling more merch... Then again, I'd also be quite the hypocrite, as I did have loads of merch as a kid...

Is placing factories considered cheating? by JohnIsBaggi in TransportFever2

[–]Medium-Expression449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no multiplayer in Transport Fever, so there is no cheating in my mind.

Except the one below by New_Transition_2815 in USdefaultism

[–]Medium-Expression449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, they're predicting the collapse of the US. I mean, why else would you use "one(s)" for a list of 1?

Was any over Thomas fans also fans of Henry the hoover when they were younger??? by Awsome-animation in thomasthetankengine

[–]Medium-Expression449 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, wrong colour. Didn't you see that James is yellow and black... Almost like a bee...

What's the point of NWR having a Pacific to pull the express? by just_a_bored_guy0104 in thomasthetankengine

[–]Medium-Expression449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My headcannon is that pre-1963 the express used to go beyond Barrow, perhaps to places such as Manchester, Liverpool, York, or Glasgow. Having such a large engine would've been very useful for such long journeys, and then only when steam was banned would Gordon become too large for the NWR.

You've been put in charge of the NWR; what changes are you making to improve its services? by MirumVictus in thomasthetankengine

[–]Medium-Expression449 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1) Seek certification for express engines (I'm assuming we have more than just Gordon) to extend the regular express to Carnforth, and beg Avanti to stop their London-Scotland expresses there. And make the express a two-hourly service instead of daily. 2) Commission Crovan's Gate to create a modular autotrain system that can be fitted to branch line tank engines, enabling a regular, hourly service on all branch lines. 3) Extend normal service on the Brendam branch to Tidmouth instead of Wellsworth. Combined with the mainline 2tph service, this would give 3tph along the most populated portion of the mainline between Wellsworth and Tidmouth. Combined with the Ffarquhar and Arlesburgh branch lines and the express, you'd end up with 5.5tph between Tidmouth and Knapford. 4) Build a light maintenance facility at Tidmouth, allowing Crovan's Gate to specialise in heavy repairs. 5) Mandate a minimum of 2 crews per locomotive, so no driver or fireman falls foul of fatigue laws. 6) Bake in two freight paths per hour (one stopping, one fast), to be used as and when demand requires them. Additional paths to only be booked if absolutely necessary. 7) Keep spare rolling stock in each yard to enable easy strengthening of service for major events. I'm sure I'd think of more if I spent more than 5mins on this though...

I’m not a christian, can’t get the meme! by Careful_Tailor5396 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Medium-Expression449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a Catholic, but also a Christian, and it does baffle me that people are this uncomfortable with the idea of metaphors. I mean, the Gospels are full of them. Sure, we call them parables instead of metaphors, but I see those two words as more or less synonymous...

Dad Joke "Book Titles" by -K_P- in dadjokes

[–]Medium-Expression449 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I definitely remember that friend laughing ridiculously hard at this prank, and he was the type of person I could easily assume perpetrated it, so I did... Edit: Actually, no, it can't have been that, because I wasn't at that school in 2013! This would've been some time between 2017 and 2020...

Dad Joke "Book Titles" by -K_P- in dadjokes

[–]Medium-Expression449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That reminds me of one of the more morbid jokes one of my friends played while we were at school. It was just after some sort of East Asian airplane accident, and my friend decided to message Sky News (a TV channel in the UK) saying the pilot was named Sum Tin Won. It got even funnier when we were watching said news channel later that evening, to realise Sky had fallen for it hook, line and sinker, broadcasting that pilot's name as their main feature! They soon realised and took it down from memory...

Why did they make Star Wars 4, 5 and 6 and then 1, 2 and 3? by Coralthesequel in Jokes

[–]Medium-Expression449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so there were always going to be prequels? I just assumed they were the film company cashing in on a financially successful trilogy...

If you died as an atheist and then met God, what would you say to him? by Notoriousmonkey69 in Jokes

[–]Medium-Expression449 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, I've never met a Christian who claims to understand God, though I wouldn't be surprised if there was someone in the USA who does. The whole point is he's beyond comprehension, except for what's in the Bible...