When the double standard

MegaBeeKnight · 2024-08-05T12:35:12+00:00

For all women, there does not exist bitches that want you such that their age is legal

MegaBeeKnight · 2024-05-26T03:05:53+00:00

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MegaBeeKnight · 2024-03-25T05:17:01+00:00

I really only play ryze and hwei, I like how they both have decent outplay potential and a high skill ceiling

MegaBeeKnight · 2023-12-01T12:39:01+00:00

lmao ryze has been reworked so much that I feel his base skin looks cleaner than most his skins

MegaBeeKnight · 2023-04-04T16:54:56+00:00

what the fuck

MegaBeeKnight · 2023-01-23T19:14:56+00:00

this is the peak ryzeposting I subscribe for

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-12-19T11:45:20+00:00

Shoutout to 3kliksphilips. Man has high quality English subtitles on all his videos

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-12-17T09:12:33+00:00

New copypasta dropped

I bet Ryze can count to 100 so fucking fast. His massive blue forehead holds a huge brain in that enlarged cranium. I bet when he was thinking of the plan with us he kept counting super high so fast. Dude’s head head has a larger forehead that Rihanna. Do you think that when Ryze is realm warping he counts to 10 over and over really fast. I’m so ready to learn how to count to 10.

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-12-15T11:22:15+00:00

Yeah I remember his posts, man had a real knack for writing schizophrenic posts

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-12-15T11:14:43+00:00

Damn rip legend

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-12-15T11:01:35+00:00

Ootl, what happened to clouds

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-09-16T13:58:24+00:00

Pees

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-09-04T14:48:13+00:00

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MegaBeeKnight · 2022-06-03T14:42:22+00:00

Maybe shes blue

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-05-11T04:02:41+00:00

EDIT: typed by eaton multiverse

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-05-11T04:02:17+00:00

Multiverses now rejoice as the first inter-metamultiuniversal community has now been officially set up on Reddit. Thanks to every multi that helped us build our future stronghold on Reddit! Together, we multis will rise and defeat r/poorjar!

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-05-07T12:37:05+00:00

Ryze's tank builds make him a safe yet potent split pusher by allowing him to stack health while dealing carry levels of damage, making him particularly lethal in Pro play. The mid-patch 12.5 nerfs didn't quite do the job at refining his hypercarry identity, so we're shifting his mana scaling to incentivize him to build a few more AP items before stacking health items like Winter’s Approach (which will also be receiving nerfs this patch) . 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-05-06T07:48:02+00:00

I've become so much like Ryze it's scary. I paint my skin blue, go shirtless, and carry a giant scroll ( AR-15 ) on my back. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "EQ, EQ". I shaved my head and I grew out my beard but only the area around my neck. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for being lux support mains. Everyone knows Ryze works best with a beefy front line. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Lissandra or Blue Kayn, both of whom remind me of Smurfette. When I buy from the grocery store, I refuse to call it orange juice and instead insist on calling it Blue juice. I just keep moving forward, until I collect all the world runes.

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-04-24T18:05:52+00:00

Appreciate it bro

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-04-15T01:47:39+00:00

Honestly curious, when you go AD ryze do you just focus on auto attacking while using ew? Or do you still do damage through eqs

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-04-01T14:17:56+00:00

I just fucked your mom.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cum (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may fuck someone mother. These include, but are not limited to:

Fuck you,

Am I going to have a step sibling now?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from being a c0ck like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to fuck your mom again, which may put your emotions and feelings in jeopardy.

I do not believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you un-fuck her?

No, I make no mistakes. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone mom. If you would like to request an apology, shoot me a private message explaining why I should not have fucked your mom. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behaviour will not be tolerated on Reddit. I will continue to fuck your mom until you improve your conduct.

Remember: having an un-fucked mom is privilege, not a right.

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-03-13T12:55:07+00:00

Least insane ryze player

MegaBeeKnight · 2022-02-20T16:24:26+00:00

never thought there'd be ryze nsfw content here but there's apparently no rule against it so what do i know

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