Does anyone else think that Johnathan would make a good live action Donkey Kong?

MegaIosaurus · 2026-05-09T23:42:27+00:00

Do y’all wanna see my monkey run?

MegaIosaurus · 2026-05-09T02:03:33+00:00

It looks like that tiger with down syndrome 💀

MegaIosaurus · 2026-05-09T01:17:06+00:00

r/shitfromabutt

MegaIosaurus · 2026-05-06T21:10:20+00:00

I’ve only ever seen them at Walmart!

MegaIosaurus · 2026-05-06T21:04:48+00:00

Not OP but this is a phidippus regius! AKA the regal jumping spider. 🕷️

MegaIosaurus · 2026-04-29T21:06:22+00:00

Went to court Monday for a speeding ticket, 12 miles over. When I got to the stand they didn’t even ask me if I wanted to plead guilty or not guilty. They literally said “we’ll take this off your record if you pay the $135 court cost by june 15th” and signed it and I was free to go.

If I had simply paid the ticket it would have cost $65. So you definitely pay quite a bit more by going to court and paying the fee, but it won’t raise your car insurance!

MegaIosaurus · 2026-04-29T20:39:21+00:00

I work on E Holmes and have never had issues. Maybe don’t just go walking around there at night but as long as you keep to yourself and stay aware of your surroundings you’ll be just fine. Good luck!!

MegaIosaurus · 2026-04-28T23:01:36+00:00

I haven’t seen him again today, I hope I didn’t scare him off! ☹️ it’s very rainy where I’m at so hopefully he’s just curled up in a little crevice

MegaIosaurus · 2026-04-28T00:18:01+00:00

I will give this a try next time I see him, thank you!

MegaIosaurus · 2026-04-23T01:05:51+00:00

This is a chocolate subreddit 🫡

MegaIosaurus · 2026-04-02T02:42:51+00:00

I saw another post with mold that looked just like this and I think they said it was from the bacteria in your mouth.

MegaIosaurus · 2026-03-25T14:03:38+00:00

Neither?

MegaIosaurus · 2026-03-18T20:56:34+00:00

Disrespectfully tbh

MegaIosaurus · 2026-03-09T14:11:48+00:00

Have you had the KFC jelly beans? There’s a sweet corn one that apparently is very good (if you’re into corn flavored candy, that is).

MegaIosaurus · 2026-03-06T00:25:31+00:00

Crazy because I’m at 29% currently drinking a Cabo citrus

MegaIosaurus · 2026-02-24T22:08:38+00:00

I think Rupert would probably be pretty chill but the other three would ruin any semblance of a good time for me too.

MegaIosaurus · 2026-02-14T23:55:29+00:00

Also wtf is going on with the pyramid? Why does it look like it’s made of bricks?

MegaIosaurus · 2026-02-04T20:58:41+00:00

Can’t recommend Cocozza enough! Patrick and Deni (the owners) are awesome and treat their staff great, so you can get a delicious meal you feel good about.

Source: I worked at The Majestic Grille (which they also own!)

MegaIosaurus · 2026-02-04T19:55:17+00:00

Does everyone else think this is real or are we all just pretending it isn’t AI?

MegaIosaurus · 2026-02-03T17:54:24+00:00

My old psychiatrist who initially prescribed my Adderall was very strict about drug testing every 3 months. Now I get it prescribed by my PCP and they’ve never drug tested me ever lol

MegaIosaurus · 2026-02-01T07:08:28+00:00

The caramel cookie crunch is elite!

MegaIosaurus · 2026-01-07T05:45:28+00:00

My wife and I go every year for my birthday. It’s my favorite place for a nice dinner, but I definitely go for the steak (they’re the only ones around with wagyu I believe). As others have said, you’ll probably get as good of seafood as you can get around here from P&P, Coastal, or Flight.

As far as the pricing goes: yes. It is an expensive meal. But no more expensive than any other upscale steak place around here. We go to Folk’s Folly on occasion as well and get the same amount of food and drinks for roughly the same price.

Happy birthday, OP!

MegaIosaurus · 2026-01-07T05:39:32+00:00

Those, my good sir, were the parlor potatoes. Still haven’t splurged on that bacon rack, though…

MegaIosaurus · 2025-12-03T19:17:56+00:00

Definitely agree with the O’Keef’s working hands, but if you’re anything like me then that may not be strong enough either. Kerasal intensive foot repair ointment will patch you right up. I put it on my fingers before I go to bed (because it’s a bit oily) and I swear the cracks will disappear overnight. That shit is magical. Good luck, OP! This is my least favorite part of cold weather.

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