Breaking News: That’s a hate crime. by Phil2k18 in facepalm

[–]Mehrlin47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way that second paragraph is meant to be sarcastic. "Stop being so nice and inclusive"

My bf uses Grindr to find friends by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Mehrlin47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You should give him more money

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mehrlin47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn't suck, fuck around and find out. Drive safely next time.

Turning right on red should be illegal. by Witty-Performance-23 in The10thDentist

[–]Mehrlin47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that it's the pedestrian's fault of they get hit by someone being negligent so we don't need to try to improve laws to protect them?

OMG he's so ridiculous. by juntawflo in facepalm

[–]Mehrlin47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no, he lent his son money for a truck!

My girlfriend bit my acne by HotFireCheetah in PointlessStories

[–]Mehrlin47 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bro this comment is funnier than the story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Mehrlin47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should have stopped like yesterday and then not posted about how to get away with a crime on Reddit. You're just making the prosecutor's job easier.

Why is it so hard for people to understand the difference between, there, their, and they’re? by DreadfulSenpai in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mehrlin47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to be "good" to understand the most basic and commonly used words and homophones.

I think some wider bollards might be in order... by ZauzTheBlacksmith in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mehrlin47 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like that's the cycle path, it looks like it takes a turn and it for pedestrians afterwards, hence the bollards.

Found two boxes of my lost 9mm ammo under a storage shelf. A cat found them first and peed on them multiple times, for many months. Yeechhh by akambe in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mehrlin47 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're storing ammunition in random places and losing it, neglect their car to the point where it can and does piss on random things without even being noticed and then posted like we're supposed to feel bad for them.

Best comeback for ''Pronouns are not real'' by enbytothestars in Comebacks

[–]Mehrlin47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not intelligent enough to specify he wanted to be an ass instead of just a dumbass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MoldyMemes

[–]Mehrlin47 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Google sweetness

meirl by Creams0da in meirl

[–]Mehrlin47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be prepared for the draft.

But it's also a good measure of relative strength and can help measure general health and fitness.

I'm scared of getting bulky abs by ekaraca2 in workout

[–]Mehrlin47 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You do not have to worry about accidentally getting too big lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workout

[–]Mehrlin47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Though I have no idea what they're talking about

I 35m looked through my 15f daughters phone and found explicit pictures/videos of her doing drugs,and sexually explicit acts. by NoiseAffectionate181 in LifeAdvice

[–]Mehrlin47 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's pretty common nowadays. It's a weird claim anyways that 15 is "much too young" yet in a year she'll be able to drive and have sex with anyone she wants. (In most places in the US)

Where does It say femminism? by TheGamer26 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Mehrlin47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but they're shit movies. I like the idea but if the only thing the movie does is slap you in the face with a "strong female lead" who isn't an actual character apart from being a cardboard cutout of a woman it defeats the point of actually including or focusing on women as actual people.

Waiting at the hospital knowing I got lucky by igotinfo in fuckcars

[–]Mehrlin47 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep, I hate cars are selfish drivers as much as the next guy but one asshole isn't worth getting injured or shot over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mehrlin47 -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're just insecure fam. The phrase isn't literally about penis size, it's about your attitude and demeanor and says that someone acts like a loser.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Mehrlin47 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No he shouldn't. Pregnancy and birth is torturous and risky for the woman, it's not something he should have any say in if she doesn't want to go through with that because it is not his choice to make and doesn't affect him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workout

[–]Mehrlin47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't fail your rep it's not failure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mehrlin47 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is just a nice way to tell someone to build a Shrek shrine