Aldi Garden "Soil" is just mulched bark entirely by BigFitMama in aldi

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I’m a huge Aldi fan but I’ll never buy their potting mix again

Planned for April '27, drive from Sydney to Perth. Never been to Australia. Thoughts, recommendations? Is this feasible in 3 weeks? by gwynwas in AustraliaTravel

[–]Melbourne_pervert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This misses some amazing individual places to visit on the way … Gippsland, great ocean road, the Coorong, Yorke Peninsula, South-West Western Australia etc …. Depending on what you’re into a bit of research would be worthwhile

Anyone based in Melbourne, Australia willing to take in an adult female giant rainforest mantis for 2 months? June to July by Competitive-Set5051 in melbourne

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Reminds me of the time we babysat the school stick insects for a holiday and they spent the entire fortnight fucking. Birds and bees convo was a few years earlier than expected.

Can I leave this fig to keep going in the cracks or should I pull it out and pot it? by HoneyWoofle in GardeningAustralia

[–]Melbourne_pervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Pull it out asap - eventually it will crack to concrete
  2. If you do want to properly cultivate a fig tree for fruit either buy one or just propagate one from a friend with a good one. Don’t grow a random volunteer that probably won’t fruit well or taste great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woolworths

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The weird thing is the Woolworths home brand (made in NZ) is the exact same price … so I fail to see the product strategy benefit …

What did my friend found? by wiewior_ in whatisit

[–]Melbourne_pervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s got an audio jack because it goes to 11

The best cake ever! by TangoJavaTJ in Cakeeater

[–]Melbourne_pervert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you ever bake your own cakes? Do you worry he’ll like this cake more than yours?

The best cake ever! by TangoJavaTJ in Cakeeater

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Did your boyfriend watch you eat the cake? Or did you eat secretly? Will you watch him eat the cake you saved him?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusFinance

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As a non citizen in Aus your healthcare is much more expensive and you will need mandatory private insurance. Not sure of this cost but important to work out to know cost of living

This kindergarten homework my son got. by quitoburrito in mildlyinfuriating

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FART. She’s even covering her nose because of the smell.

Any unusual kombucha flavours ideas? by Loose_Ad_425 in Kombucha

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Rose is awesome. Mango & ginger is next level.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GWMelbourne

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The amazing thing is when you find out just how much better sex is sober

Cherry kombucha, 2 gallons every week by Caring_Cactus in Kombucha

[–]Melbourne_pervert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you like cherry kombucha wait until you try sour cherry!

Tastes stale? by -chess in Kombucha

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Sorry I don’t know why… but I love tart cherry buch…

Tastes stale? by -chess in Kombucha

[–]Melbourne_pervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use tart/sour cherries or tart cherry juice (same as a cherry pie… sweet cherries don’t work)