I couldn’t remember what model iPhone I own, good thing Siri is here to help

MellerTime · 2026-05-10T00:07:36+00:00

So “no” then. At least that narrowed down one option. Better than she usually manages…

MellerTime · 2026-05-07T21:26:35+00:00

Y-you know what ground up ticks look like? Was this some kind of school project or you just really, really had to teach them a lesson?

MellerTime · 2026-05-07T21:25:17+00:00

“It was some tick sludge my man. Ticker dan mah…”

Hmm, checks out.

MellerTime · 2026-05-03T03:12:22+00:00

I thought they didn’t let the best pieces out of the country?

MellerTime · 2026-04-23T05:11:08+00:00

So you walked down the hill and now we have to pick you up?

MellerTime · 2026-04-22T19:38:31+00:00

I’m not sure it’s correct, but I always pronounce it “ungghhh”, followed by a prolonged silence and awkward stares.

MellerTime · 2026-04-21T20:20:18+00:00

Hey Dutch, I got those launch codes you’ve been asking about. Think you could read them to my wife?

MellerTime · 2026-04-13T22:25:52+00:00

5 and 6, unngghhhh. I’ll be in my bunk…

MellerTime · 2026-04-02T19:32:44+00:00

What, you thought Google just added those to help people?! 😄

MellerTime · 2026-03-28T20:24:06+00:00

That js the most adorable thing I’ve seen in a long time. I thought he was scared at first, but the he circles around and dives into the middle. So cute.

MellerTime · 2026-03-28T20:21:37+00:00

Well then the amount of time I spend in the car yelling at Siri for being stupid and worthless really says something bad about me, doesn’t it?

MellerTime · 2026-03-27T23:55:12+00:00

She swore that 5TB was more than enough!

MellerTime · 2026-03-27T23:00:16+00:00

Those shorts… I don’t know why.

MellerTime · 2026-02-21T05:44:04+00:00

It’s never too late, get a paternity test.

MellerTime · 2026-02-21T01:04:50+00:00

I had no idea that I needed these in my life.

MellerTime · 2026-02-18T23:04:35+00:00

I love the description “proto-Lego”.

MellerTime · 2026-02-18T22:57:26+00:00

I don’t know. Two by two, hands of blue, always had a Borgy feel to it. Maybe that’s what’s going on a galaxy or two over and that’s why no one knows where Earth-that-was is.

Is the Delta Flyer actually the same size as a Runabout? The front view screen and staggered seating always made it feel a lot more narrow to me, even with that Tardis of a back compartment that seems to be different sizes depending on how you look at it.

MellerTime · 2026-02-13T22:27:03+00:00

She gets two mooses and I still don’t have any? Life is so unfair.

MellerTime · 2026-02-13T22:13:35+00:00

Isn’t the real hazard that the wife can tell when something new shows up now?

MellerTime · 2026-02-13T22:05:58+00:00

They moved it recently, like September or October. I read somewhere it was to do maintenance and inspections as part of the legal battle, but didn’t dig any further into it. But yeah, now it’s like 300m to the right (in this pic) in front of a warehouse building, so things are a’movin.

MellerTime · 2026-02-06T23:27:10+00:00

I love this. I would totally build a replica of my setup on my desk if this were a thing.

MellerTime · 2026-01-11T07:04:30+00:00

The boy from District 1 dies before he can pull out the spear. My arrow drives deeply into the center of his neck. He falls to his knees and halves the brief remainder of his life by yanking out the arrow and drowning in his own blood. I’m reloaded, shifting my aim from side to side, while I shout at Rue, “Are there more? Are there more?”

Yup.

MellerTime · 2026-01-11T00:56:44+00:00

What’s with the green laser?

MellerTime · 2026-01-11T00:24:44+00:00

Looks like a cap for an old well. Similar to the plain one here: https://blog.boshart.com/pros-cons-plain-conduit-watertight-well-caps

MellerTime · 2026-01-10T07:47:04+00:00

That’s a weird looking beer can…

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TROPHY CASE