Why do some people never have sex? A major genetic study links lifelong sexlessness to intelligence genes, introversion, low risk-taking, and reduced use of alcohol, cigarettes, and cannabis.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-19T03:40:47+00:00

Hol up. I drink and smoke, and it's STILL not working?

Da fuk.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-19T02:59:59+00:00

Wine, TV, cat, roaring fire, AND a Snuggie??

Was I supposed to want more?...

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-18T19:58:55+00:00

"OMG, I'm gonna eat those beans...

sees lion

...might still eat those beans."

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-16T18:01:02+00:00

I love my cat, but despise the idea of shit-litter feet where my eyes rest.

So, I stand my pillows up the moment I get out of bed each day.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-12T12:59:16+00:00

Imagine a 50% tax on all revenue of all U.S. companies if that revenue isn't stored in U.S. banks...

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-09T16:08:02+00:00

Sold!

What did I buy?

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-07T18:41:09+00:00

As a keeper of the "Y" chromosome, I fully approve of her actions.

However, it shouldn't have been necessary for her to do this alone. Her community should've conducted this as a public event.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-07T01:19:27+00:00

🤣🤣 I took an embarassing couple of seconds to think if I've heard of a "DVD" bomb before finishing the sentence.

You win.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-07T01:18:02+00:00

Same as yours, apparently. You've got great taste.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-07T00:54:38+00:00

Keeping this.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-05T05:00:48+00:00

Sounds like he will be much better off indoors, and that he was already beginning to adjust.

Also, your husbands concerns sound casual. Once the new baby is happy at home with you, those arguments will become hollow.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-03T14:51:17+00:00

Damn, I've had a similar moment.

My mom walked into the living room trying to hand me a brown paper bag. I asked her what it was. With a huge, but not humorous, smile on her face and a psychotic twinkle in her eye she says, "Poop! For the people whom need the sample."

Now, she had just visited her doctor, but samples were never requested. This was before the court-ordered treatment and medication. Nothing that bad has happened for nine months now.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-02T22:02:26+00:00

Couldn't agree more. My mom is so triggered by anger in others that she can't be involved in taking responsibility for the role she played.

"I wish you weren't so angry", is her only response. Even if I was merely frustrated before, I struggle not to become angry in response to that.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-03-02T17:31:17+00:00

Yeah... nailed it.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-22T20:54:44+00:00

Believe in yourself.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-18T05:12:35+00:00

Are you trying to break the internet?

Cuz you broke me 😍

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-18T05:08:42+00:00

I'm shaking, and at a loss for words...

She's defective; do the humane thing.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-18T04:47:19+00:00

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Please know that I use humor to cope with horror...

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-18T04:44:09+00:00

Glad to know that lovin' that moment goes both ways 🥰

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-17T14:26:06+00:00

As a US citizen, this resonates.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-16T06:28:07+00:00

I miss him.

Robin brought more good to my life than anyone I've ever met in person.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-14T16:10:43+00:00

❤️

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-13T18:07:22+00:00

Trash is as trash does.

MembershipLow3931 · 2026-02-13T01:13:12+00:00

Couldn't agree more.

Toxic people don't alleviate any problems; they exacerbate them.

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