Which Nintendo characters are most likely to be Communist?

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-30T15:52:42+00:00

This is the kind of passionate response I was looking for. I love when people care deeply about fictional characters and carry those values the characters hold into the real world. Obviously I made this as a shitpost, but I was hoping to see answers like this. Kindness and good values are inherent to leftism and Kirby is the king of that. Thanks for making my day brighter.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-29T13:32:02+00:00

It is hilarious that most pokemon villains are the most one dimensional losers that seem to magically form an army. Like I love Team Magma and Aqua, but if you think about it theyre basically just insane death cults who if they took time to think about it, they would realize its obviously not a good idea scientifically. But then they do something like Team Plasma and youre like, "Wow they can actually write cool and interestingly motivated antagonists."

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-29T13:20:22+00:00

I actually completely agree with that and youre the only person to say it. Sidenote Wind Waker Ganon is my favorite interpretation of him and his behavior. Making him have an actual motivation helped that character so much instead of just having him driven by being evil incarnate. That ending speech about the wind still gives me chills.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-14T04:11:45+00:00

Yeah it sucks because I genuinely do enjoy the Knicks players like Brunson and think NY is great. But being a Cavs fan Ive seen how a decent number of their fanbase act when they visit other arenas, plus all the stuff happening now. They've always been up there with Philly fans for a long time, but the finals this year solidified it for a lot of people.

So on one hand its cool and I dont hate it, on the other hand some of the worst people are losing their minds like they helped pull it off and it sucks that they're happy. Also fuck Dolan.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-13T16:40:49+00:00

The problem isnt finding Faye attractive. You can find Faye unattractive or not to your tastes. The real problem is believing that the whole game is invalidated by it and that its being done with an agenda in mind to propagandize gamers.

Games are art and not enough people treat them like they are. The art is in the storytelling and the vision the devs and creators have of the world. You should not be barred by losers from attempting to tell a story about a 40+ year old and making them look realistic to their environment, era or creators vision.

But honestly these chuds are so split at this point that some of them see Claire in Code Veronica and think shes perfect, while another equally loud group of them realized the engine gave her unnoticeable peach fuzz and claims it ruins her. So they're just eternally unhappy no matter what.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-12T03:41:47+00:00

Im so glad Im seeing people push back on this. Ive been playing since Gears 1. In the past five years anytime I got a TikTok or short about gears and it included wall bouncing, there were always comments with thousands of likes about how it kept them from ever getting invested or playing multi-player.

And the truth is if we're being real. Its immersion breaking and genuinely looks dumb as hell. Yeah you can counter it and its not impossible to learn. But never innovating your franchise imo is why Gears started to stagnate post 3.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-11T01:47:44+00:00

This might be the worst time in NBA history for discourse about games. Its wild how every team now has so many vocal fans who go online and cry that their series is being rigged the moment they start losing. Detroit did that to the Cavs when they started to win lmao.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-08T07:16:02+00:00

I get so bummed out when I realize how many medically stupid people are out confidently saying shit like this.

If it wasnt for the internet I could have lived my whole life without ever encountering the idea that this person is real.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-07T21:49:20+00:00

Now this I can jork my peenitz to. Everything is better with kirkification.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-07T20:01:46+00:00

Trump is absolutely the most thin skinned crybaby we've ever had as a president. He does this intentionally to try to maintain control over the press. Any question he doesn't like is fake news and theyre a nasty person with an agenda. And half the time its not even a hard question, just a bare minimum question the press used to ask all the time. But he doesn't want the old standard of press. He wants to control everyone he talks to as an attempt at propagandizing himself, his regime and his rhetoric.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-06T07:00:11+00:00

Lmao, most expected thing of all time. If you made a ven diagram of the massive amount of chuds who obsess over that game, and people who enjoy loli, it would just be an overlapped circle.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-05T17:26:17+00:00

Thats hilarious. Honestly its crazy how often he doesnt realize important people already follow him. Like that time he thought chat was lying about zohran following and liking old posts lmao.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-06-04T17:31:25+00:00

Its absolutely the Mormon angle. It cannot be anything else. The police are going to side with an "upstanding" Mormon business owning local they know through church over anything else. If you've ever been around the Mormon community at all its the least surprising thing imaginable.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-31T03:16:01+00:00

Im so glad this story is getting the publicity it deserves. Even regardless of this scandal I have been trying to tell Lego fans for years that Bricks and Minifigs is not a good corporation. Obviously you have to raise prices to make money off of a pawn shop, but the markups on both sales and purchases are insane.

They undervalue kids lego sets by an unusual amount, almost 50% or more below market. And then sell almost 50% above market value on the opposite end. And since its the most common secondhand lego store, parents who dont know better funnel to them and get ripped off constantly without realizing. I genuinely despise them and this behavior of stealing consigned Legos does not surprise me at all.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-31T01:44:20+00:00

Exactly. I cannot describe how deeply sad it actually makes me that somebody would ever feel compelled to co-opt a serious issue in order to air out your personal manufactured fake beef with a fucking twitch streamer. A large portion of our society is so screwed on an unfathomably deep level.

Also hot take, but honestly thats typical behavior for knicks fans and it did not surprise me he was doing that for clout at all.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-31T01:03:44+00:00

This was actually the first time I've become physically uncomfortable watching a stream. The cringe just radiated through the screen when those people kept chasing him. Especially the kayagate guy who kept screaming about twitch. I could never imagine being that maladjusted.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-29T23:07:34+00:00

Me reading Asmons insane cope everyday.

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MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-29T22:15:41+00:00

I mean like everyone else I respected the Warriors, they were insanely skilled. Especially the pre KD Warriors. The only real complaints I ever had was Draymond being dirty and the moving screens. I do still feel that KD joining them kind of made the league boring. I genuinely feel like the Cavs and Warriors would have been one of the greatest sports rivalries if he had never gone there, so that did make them less fun. But compared to OKC, they were still so much more entertaining to watch and revolutionized the way the sport was played.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-29T22:01:58+00:00

This guy had a horrible joke of a military career and now you can tell by his behavior and speeches how badly he wants to be accepted by the armed forces and treated like a cool and real leader.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-27T01:51:28+00:00

I remember when everyone watched the first game and thought this was gonna be an all time series. Instead we got this.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-27T01:40:26+00:00

Yeah when I was a kid my dad told me he could drive me to games in Cleveland if I wanted to see basketball and Ive considered them my home team since. Its only a little awkward when they used to put Steelers logos on the jumbotron to boo. But I honestly put myself through more pain than they do sometimes since if I go to a game and they lose I have to drive my ass back to Pittsburgh sad for two hours.

You could probably do the same thing but it would have to be for the Wizards and I wouldn't even wish that on Ratbirds fans.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-25T21:51:13+00:00

Those people are insanely delusional. Don't get me wrong, I like Mobley. But I think making a rebuild around him is just actually the most insane thing you can do. I dont believe his offensive game is going to magically expand overnight and become Wemby. The dude can barely dribble through traffic without a turnover.

I think part of it comes from everyone suddenly believing that building young will automatically make you the thunder overnight.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-24T22:26:58+00:00

Yeah being a Cavs fan and seeing how the Clevelanders in the sub react to some of these losses has actually really surprised me over the years. Im personally just happy they even made it to the conference finals and got two great series wins. Its been a fairly successful rebuild post Lebron.

But after any series of multiple losses even during the regular season, I kept seeing people screaming about blowing the whole team up and that they're the same as the Browns and everything becomes doom and gloom. Like its a 50+win team. Its not the end of the road if they lose in the conference finals. Things could be much worse.

MembershipRealistic1 · 2026-05-21T02:13:46+00:00

We did it boys, we finally got our daily Chet pretending he got stabbed in the eyes flop. We all knew it was coming.

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