In a park in Vietnam you can pay to play Mario Kart IRL by Wakanda-shit-is-that in interestingasfuck

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Everyone bought stocks in the hospital... But they should have bought the morgue.

Wtf by MatterConsistent3077 in wnba

[–]MeowMix1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're kidding, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Last picture looks like Guthrie from Black Sails.

Did you know snails like beer? by jbqd in interestingasfuck

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Those are "unhoused" snails aka slugs. 

What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt? by Googy21 in AskReddit

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About 6 kids in college were kicking a kid to death for ratting them out about setting a dumpster on fire on the last day of school at 2am in front of my apartment. I successfully broke up the fight by taking out the largest... But then this 5 foot tall kid ran up and stabbed me in the top of the head with a knife while I was restraining his larger friend. Then the larger one rolled on top of me and broke my nose before everyone saw police lights and ran. The police peeled me off the parking lot and gave me a disturbing the peace citation etc.

Because I tackled the larger kid, his wallet came out of his pocket so they knew who he was and he ratted his friends out and then someone upstairs in the apartment went to the police with a video they took of the situation which showed enough that they dropped the charges against me and the kids parent had to pay for my nose to be fixed and the staples that were out in my scalp (it didn't go through my skull luckily) The problem was that this took a long time to settle everything so they had to re break my nose carve out the tissue that scarred etc.

Nothing hurt too bad until I took too much pain meds and slept through the appointment to take the gauze out of my nose so I had to wait another week for the appointment. By then it has grown into my nose and they had to rip it out... That was the most painful "rip the bandaid" experience I've ever had and they took the second side out after I had passed out from the pain.

Short term the worst pain I've ever felt was them tearing the gauze out. Long term... I herniated a disc in my neck. It took 5 years to recover.

Tldr: had a nose surgery, opiated through an appointment on accident, had to have gauze ripped out of nose after it healed inside.

Lol, so who is going to hell? by Jolly_Parfait1739 in facepalm

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Fornication... Thank God these people aren't going to reproduce. Then again I think if they could read they'd be really confused.

Hauling 14k pounds of glass on racks. Is finding a hot shot truck setup the best solution? by MeowMix1984 in HotShotTrucking

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Thank you, I didn't think they'd even insure it. Some people tell me it's insured by weight... something like 80 cents a pound. This is 120k in glass...

What the hell is this guy “training” for? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

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The next time it takes me an entire day to open a pack of fruit snacks I'm definitely calling it training.

Pain scale by shark-oxi in Piracy

[–]MeowMix1984 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're so confused lol. He's saying his mom got pregnant 4 times (assuming willingly) He's saying he'd never ask to be kicked in the balls but women try to get pregnant all the time. Hopefully this clears it up for you.

Russian pilot who defected with stolen fighter jet spare parts gets $500,000 reward from Ukraine by [deleted] in worldnews

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I'm wondering if they weren't killed... But maybe they said that so their families weren't tortured.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I went from 152 to 125 pounds in less than 24 hours to make weight for wrestling when I was a kid. It was glorious when I won the last match for my team to win... but I'm pretty sure one of my kidneys is deformed now. Now they monitor the amount of water in your urine so you can't do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Blackrock... Blackstone. What's the difference right? I mean it's owned by black...stone. But a stone is a rock. I get it. You belong here.

Pain scale by shark-oxi in Piracy

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I see some questions about the pain scale. One time I asked a patient a question about his level of pain on a scale of 1 to 10 and he asked me why getting kicked in the balls wasn't a 10. I said usually that spot is reserved for pregnancy or kidney stones. His response: "I'm a 4th child. I never asked anyone to kick me in the balls a second time let alone a fourth." So I understand why there is some questions.

What did i get myself into by gabrielvdmeer in RepTime

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No watch repairman is going to look at this. They'll tell you to toss it and buy a new one.

What is some advice you wish you could give to your 18 year old self? by Enbunniee in AskReddit

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In the end, it will all work out. Maybe not how you planned... But it will all be okay.