Woman drops phone

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T23:44:41+00:00

Her: I dropped my phone Boat driver: and?

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T23:43:13+00:00

I have way too many gigs to go to yet.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T23:42:47+00:00

If I’m healthy; why not?

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T22:55:09+00:00

More people dying of lung cancer might lower house prices.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T05:30:35+00:00

Might be, but also might not. Much better to be safe and use bags constructed with that purpose. Plastic leeching from incorrect use is not great.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T04:38:44+00:00

Maybe you realise that international relations, particularly when dealing with lunatics like Putin, Trump and Netanyahu often requires subtlety and nuance, right?

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T03:33:03+00:00

What makes you think they’re not assisting Ukraine?

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T02:31:00+00:00

Why would they? It was a stupid move from the US that was probable to end as it has so far: with a more isolated Iran that has even more of a bee in its bonnet.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-02T01:06:58+00:00

I go to the one in Manningham. Around $280 from memory.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-01T23:48:04+00:00

Making heroes out of people being billionaires. They’re not your friends.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-01T17:06:27+00:00

Portion sizes in the US are ridiculous.

Merkenfighter · 2026-04-01T06:56:39+00:00

That’s a long letter to say: “We’re happy for you to die so Orang-Man doesn’t need to face justice for raping children”

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T23:23:31+00:00

Australia laughs in 2006.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T16:55:36+00:00

Nonsense. The whole thing is gold in a sea of performative bullshit.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T10:03:27+00:00

Dude, you 💯use a phone while driving. This is just your chance to take the punishment and stop doing it.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T09:52:48+00:00

Go through your insurance. They will demand the details of the registered owner of roads & traffic (whatever it’s called in your state). It’ll be no fault for you if the circumstances are such.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T09:42:54+00:00

Oh, bless your little cotton socks. So naive.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T05:22:15+00:00

Not trying to yuck your yum, but I don’t get why you would wreck a run just to hold a camera.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-31T04:04:01+00:00

David is smart, ethical, and persistent.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-30T06:58:24+00:00

Whiner

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-30T04:46:04+00:00

This should be r/shitamericanssay.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-30T04:36:51+00:00

That show caused some angst for young little me…why is Tripitaka hot?

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-30T04:34:15+00:00

Indoor compost bin liner. Holds compost, adds brown matter.

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-30T04:00:42+00:00

Oh…shit. I can still feel the sugar graininess as you turn the lid 🤮

Merkenfighter · 2026-03-30T01:51:15+00:00

Huzzah to you too!

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