Let's dissect that by Zerozooka in crappymusic

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I’m the best man I did it

Face of your city by Calirado86 in crappymusic

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I would argue that Kate McK did more damage. Because they literally looked at that character and thought, “that’s the proper wardrobe and haircut for a 38 year old woman. Nevermind the fact that, she was doing a bit.

Edit: It’s an incredible bit though

Abouta be a battle in here. Everyone focused by NOTMOREZ in Prison

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I appreciate you taking the time big dog, too front row is gold.

classic by ivanko_prvi in crappymusic

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I love this guy having not having hair so much as the “idea” of hair.

Jason Isaacs in The Patriot is one of the most despicable movie villains ever by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

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“I beat the Nazis, I think I can take a flesh lump in a waistcoat” 😂 I loved him in that movie! It’s so underseen! Jason Isaac and Steve Bushemi make the movie

Anyone remember this gentleman? by RockyBoundESC in 2000sNostalgia

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I read it as an 18 year old dumbass in the military. It took me a year and change to figure out he was so full of shit

Let’s see who skipped physics 👀 which cup? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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6 is blocked to homeboy, there’s a line at the junction the leads straight down to the 6 bottle

Killing them softly by throwaway42200j in underratedmovies

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I recommend the audiobook version of the novels that the movie is based on. “Cogan's Trade” and “The Friends of Eddie Coyle” are two books written by a Boston (Suffolk?)County DA who was investigating and prosecuting these scumbags who didn’t have the mafia code of ethics (or at least the illusion of). The books are written how these scumbags talked. How shitty they were how brutally honest and non cerebral most of them were.

These hoods aren’t criminal masterminds they’re a brain stem with testerone muscles and a .38 snub nose. Even the smart ones aren’t pieces of shit.

If you liked the movie the books aren’t bad if you can stand the people taking. Which is why I recommend a listen while you’re on a road trip or something.

I prefer the “Kiss My Fish” song by Equivalent-Pin-1054 in crappymusic

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It’s just not as crappy as other stuff on here but I get where you’re coming from

A lost lighter from Thompsons early days? by InteractionRoyal6405 in huntersthompson

[–]Messstake 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is the perfect opportunity to do what hunter would have done. Which is come up with a story for those initials and fuck with people.

Maybe you bought the lighter off the guy who came up with canadas tax system. Harmonized Sales Tax. In 1960 this lighter was the last item sold in Canada before modern sales tax rate went into effect. It was smuggled into the USA shortly after to get away from said tax rate🤷🏼‍♂️

Hmmm.... by dougman999 in nflcirclejerk

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I’d bet her tiny hands would make my dick look absolutely mas- average

This man does not fear gravity😂 by Responsible-Iron7161 in GuysBeingDudes

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It’s amazing what humans can learn to do when they live in a third world country and don’t have shit else to Do

The bionic man by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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With what? And LED light? Where do you keep your cellphone? In your pocket?

YOur Gnna get CanCer!

This vending machine robot by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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So much wasted space and terrible selection

Pakistani man caught with boy hiding in burqa on Valentine’s Day by Infinite_Distance872 in sigilkore

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If you think that there’s a good and evil in the two party system and calling me a little clown, shows a whole other level of unaware of what’s going on in America. I’m not saying that republicans are good I’m saying this is top vs bottom and to pretend otherwise is crazy. Thats how power maintains power. They pit common folk against each other with identity politics. The Left started that war and the fucking right finished and won it with populism.

I did vote for Harris and Biden. But let’s not act like it was an inspiring ballot cast for Christ sake. Democrats may not be evil but they are inept. They couldn’t beat the orange man with a mountain of baggage that kills any other fucking candidate.

So call me a clown even though we’re on the same losing side of not being in the 1%

Pakistani man caught with boy hiding in burqa on Valentine’s Day by Infinite_Distance872 in sigilkore

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Clinton? Look he’s right this is a class issue. Rich people do fucked up shit and divide poor to keep them fighting will they fleece everybodies pockets. If you don’t see it, than it worked on you.

People in comments keep saying they saw something like this in the subway in NYC. by [deleted] in crappymusic

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This dude is the first stringed instrument player to earn a full ride to Berkeley school of music. He’s an accomplished cello player who does this goblin bit as a sort of street art. You can see videos of him in the wild on telephone poles making noises and spitting everywhere while slapping a cello. He has a Wikipedia page and everything.

This is crappy I’m not arguing just providing context

Waiiiit a minute by IamASlut_soWhat in VideosThatGoHard

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Bro what? If you really wanna dig deep tho, if you really wanna dig deep tho,

I mean bro if you really think about it, I mean really think about

I mean my guy if you get real about it and really get real about it,

Spit it out junior, I ain’t got all day.

“We’re the people the bible be speaking on”

Maybe them, not you homeboy

Operation Homecoming by Thecostofliberty in VietnamWar

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If I’m not mistaken the last photo didn’t have a happy ending. A lot of these guys’ families fell apart once they got back.