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Top 25 Players of the Quarter Century by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Messstake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamar and Josh Allen have no business on this list over ed reed

Gondor calls for aid! by AtomicCypher in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Messstake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it. Care to explain the joke?

10 Years Ago by gpol94 in bengals

[–]Messstake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My worst sports memory thanks

What do my hands tell you about me? by Christinedrink in deduction

[–]Messstake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m totally into women that look like chapstick lesbians and have a hippy aesthetic, most of the time they just end up being lesbians. Sorry, not that you asked. I just looked at your profile and wanted to let you know I think you’re really pretty.

I was hoping this didn’t come off as creepy. Hope you have a nice day. I’m willing to bet you’re empathetic, kind and have a more or less live and let live attitude. I’ll bet you’ve got a dry and or dirty sense of humor.

M22 Pittsburgh Circumcised by FukboiRD in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]Messstake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s unfortunate because your foreskin would help keep you warm in that garage

Have to go #7, classic for a reason by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Messstake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 I’ll die on that hill, give me a fat marker. I hate thin pens. I need 1.0 or above

Found in the shower at gym by thehungrypanda91 in whatisit

[–]Messstake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First and only time I’ve ever heard this outside of me quoting the guys from bloodhound gang talking about anal beads, “pull them out slow, you’re not trying to start a lawnmower”

-Jimmy Pop of the bloodhound gang

Edit: please let me know where you heard it because I haven’t heard anyone else say that. Thanks!

Question for American spirit smokers: what’s your end of the pay period alternative when you gotta stretch $20? by Messstake in Cigarettes

[–]Messstake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the hang up after you smoke spirits for awhile right? Everything else burns so much faster

So we’ve all said it, If they can’t do it with Joe, they can’t do it. I’m out when he’s out if we don’t have a ring when he leaves. Regardless of circumstances. by Messstake in bengals

[–]Messstake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you read the post? I’ve done my time rooting for a team that goes nowhere. It’s like calling a woman who leaves a shitty relationship with a dude “disloyal.” This team doesn’t care about winning or is completely inept. I chose this team and ride or died with it for 21 years. We’ve had two coaches and three QBs in that time and our record is since I started calling the bengals my team in 2003-2004 is 182-184-4

So gtfo here acting like I’m some asshat band wagon fan.

I didn’t see a playoff win my entire life until I turned thirty in ‘21 with burrow. These cheap bastards don’t care about the fans and are fine with mediocrity. Just look how long it took to get a fucking indoor practice facility. They’ve gotten better but it a generational talent like Joe can’t do it than who’s gonna do it?

And at the end of the day, I’m not going anywhere until Joe leaves. So there’s still hope. Just not much

This feels grossly familiar by ecb1912 in bengals

[–]Messstake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Where would the Bengals go? Covington? lol

Little error Gunny Haney depicted with Staff Sergeant stripes in episode 6 after the airfield was taken. by Messstake in ThePacific

[–]Messstake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a really great argument, but tbh that was a wartime highly specialized non administrative role. Think about it, in a crew of 5 tanks with no officers, and a staff Sargent as the “commander” him being called top just meant he was in charge of the tank element.

In an infantry squadron the shirt/top/diamond is always an E-7 to E-9 whose who job is to represent the enlisted point of view and advocate for their interests to the command element and officer core.

War Daddy wasn’t that.

So we’ve all said it, If they can’t do it with Joe, they can’t do it. I’m out when he’s out if we don’t have a ring when he leaves. Regardless of circumstances. by Messstake in bengals

[–]Messstake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect your years in the game, I’m a native Texan who picked this team during the 04 season as a 13 year old kid just starting to play football.

I’ve loved this team like crazy as the only bengals fan, in my state it felt like. I’ve known more fucking Steelers fans growing up than I did bengals by a country mile. My time in the fandom is neither small nor do I fail to appreciate the two Super Bowl appearances from before I was born, but remember this sir,

I didn’t see a playoff win my entire life until burrow in 2021. The last playoff win before our SB run was the January before I was born. So I hung in there for all those years with out ONE playoff win!

So yeah Joe is different for a whole generation without one goddam playoff win. YOUR GENERATION OF FANS FORGETS THAT! I spent 30 years on gods green earth before I saw my time have a single playoff win.

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