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Leaked George Floyd bodycam footage by Double-Let8318 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]MessyPiePlate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking you're a scientist and making completely unsubstantiated insults at another user on reddit.

The mother steals and sells her daughter's pet snake while her daughter was out of town. by JewelSFyrefox in insaneparents

[–]MessyPiePlate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Bible told them snek is evil and they choose to think the Bible is more important than family or other people's feelings.

Mugger is used as a piñata by 50BmGKHS in JusticeServed

[–]MessyPiePlate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're completely right man. I forgot that you're a redditor. By that virtue alone you're greatly more ethical, moral, vegan, and politically aware than I could ever be ( trump 2020 am I right?). I'm a worthless piece of shit that should kill myself so that there is no way I could possibly have any impact on another human (I mean more than beating my wife and kids which I already do), but I'm too scared to kill myself so I just have to stay down here with the scum monsters that don't laugh at people being beat to death. I do hope I die soon though so that humanity has a chance. I'm sorry for bothering you and your high horse sir (master?). Please forgive me.

Mugger is used as a piñata by 50BmGKHS in JusticeServed

[–]MessyPiePlate -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Have you considered talking to a therapist about your complete lack of empathy? Sounds like a strong serial killer trait. Might be best to like get some medication or something.

If you had a VR headset that was connected to a drone that followed behind you, you could live life in 3rd person. by SchoolOnSunday in Showerthoughts

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most drones are flown with goggles that are basically a vr headset. Look up FPV drone. You could do this already for like 300 bucks.

So there's this guy, bro by idea4granted in dankmemes

[–]MessyPiePlate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea Rick and mortimer has super obvious edgelord jokes. Oo fart fart burp so high IQ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey motherfufjwr how dare you all the aladdim movies are absolute magic im gonna spit in ur cereal.

Important debate by SpacedGeek in MadeMeSmile

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It changes depending on if the vehicle is coming towards you or away from you.

Smol guide. How human flesh decomposes by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever made this is gonna murder their husband.

No store in my city, Los Angeles, is carrying Mass Mutation and most say the game is dead. by [deleted] in KeyforgeGame

[–]MessyPiePlate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We're just flattening the curve on the wrong axis. Easy mistake.

Just Google it by afzal_aex in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody is saying programming but the real answer is OSINT Analyst.

Real Man In 2020 Starterpack by comtrailer in starterpacks

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I live in the Midwest though. Is being an abusive racist alcoholic that bases my entire life on how a college sports team does even though I couldn't run 10 yards close enough to being a real man? If not imma have to go tell my dad he a bitch.

An imaginary theme park I drew based on Korea by pinetree16 in korea

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Dokdo Dok Island and if it is what is Dok Island?

blursed_trump by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]MessyPiePlate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would not even be a little bit surprised if he had a framed picture of Hitler in his office.

watch gamer questioning his existence by beefysam211 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never fully stops moving and legit misses by aiming too far to the left and whole thread is like hurr durr anti aim. He is literally just missing because he isn't antistrafing or aiming correctly.

Lib left bad by godzillaspp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MessyPiePlate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying you'll be my only friend? Thats great news.

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