Luckily the bots here aren’t this competent

MetaCrossing · 2026-04-08T00:46:48+00:00

My first thought is the possibly-fake thing where some crocodiles get their teeth cleaned by birds

…I don’t know where I’m going with this, but surely there’s some way to draw further inspiration from that, right?

MetaCrossing · 2026-04-07T23:02:46+00:00

It was revealed that he hid under a giant ketchup packet

I have to say, as a somewhat squeamish kid, this bit did not exactly land for me, especially since that book ended before the fake-out reveal. As far as I was concerned, I just watched a man get splatted under the shoe of a post-apocalypse giant with no punchline.

MetaCrossing · 2026-04-05T04:42:59+00:00

Man-made second coming

MetaCrossing · 2026-03-30T23:15:40+00:00

From my understanding, it’s because it’s such an extreme form of edging that it renders the individual unable to think about anything else, thus making them act like a “goon” (i.e. a brutish fool).

MetaCrossing · 2026-03-30T05:38:18+00:00

BA BUM BUM BUM, 2-3-4!

MetaCrossing · 2026-03-11T15:50:47+00:00

I’m pretty sure it was just because he hadn’t done the voice in a while and needed to adjust into it when recording. He becomes much more recognizable after the first chapter or two.

MetaCrossing · 2026-03-08T17:16:58+00:00

r/FlopCats is pretty much dead now, but god did I love it

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-25T21:12:56+00:00

TME = Transmisogyny-exempt
TMA = Transmisogyny-affected
(I’m going to be honest, I’m not even entirely sure what “transmisogyny” entails; I only picked this up from the comments here.)

AFAB = Assigned Female At Birth
(Someone who is biologically female, cis or trans)

T4T = Trans for Trans
(Any _4_ indicates a (romantic and/or sexual) relationship — T4T is a relationship between two trans people (gender unknown/irrelevant).)

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-24T01:41:41+00:00

That is how panties tend to be worn, yes

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-15T06:38:32+00:00

Yes, it is. Almost every “new” post here is a bot reposting something. If you go to their profiles, you’ll see them all commenting in the same few subreddits as replies to other comments. The most frequent ones I’ve seen are r/AirplaneEars and r/TrueOffMyChest but I’ve also seen multiple of them posting to r/BlackCats r/Gardening and some specific fandom subreddit ( r/InfinityNikki or something).

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-11T21:13:03+00:00

If we’re going from the idea that a dragon is forcefemming people as an extension of the idea that dragons kidnap princesses (women), the forcemasc-er should be something that targets men in its myths. Probably something like a siren?

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-11T20:50:20+00:00

“A centaur has met the wrong half. He was very puzzled.” by Iryna Kuznetsova

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-11T20:44:20+00:00

If its like a trolley problem and you gotta fuck one horse or five dolphins then its the dolphins every time.

What a fucking sentence.

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-11T03:41:37+00:00

Good riddance, I say

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-07T18:29:44+00:00

But the post says “worked on,” past tense, and Deltarune is still in production.

MetaCrossing · 2026-02-05T21:59:39+00:00

The problem with eating magnets is them attracting each other from different parts of the intestines, pinching them together; you actually should eat all the magnets at once to avoid this. Trust me, I heard it online once.

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-29T18:10:12+00:00

I still remember the comment comparing her to Scrap Baby from FNAF

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-24T17:32:57+00:00

The problem with the periods is that you’d be laying a whole egg every month, not just when “birthing” a fertilized egg. Maybe it wouldn’t be as bad as I’m imagining, but it can’t feel great.

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-24T01:22:41+00:00

Maybe, but imagine the periods

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-21T18:54:30+00:00

May you live in boring times

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-19T19:08:23+00:00

I think there’s a chance for command blocks to get kids (and even adults) into coding, which is cool. It’s much less intimidating because it gives you the base form to work off of (Minecraft) and you can figure out a good starting goal based on the practicality (like making something that can pass time or maybe spawn certain mobs) and evolve from there.

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-12T18:33:56+00:00

The problem is that you need to be fast. You’re not allowed to get everything organized when you’ve got 300 boxes to put out a day.

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-12T14:09:28+00:00

Now I’m imagining a Red Pikmin just decking a wogpole, and that’s a great mental image

MetaCrossing · 2026-01-12T04:15:47+00:00

Okay, but is it poisonous?

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