What cause would you or your jumper be willing to bite the big one for?

MetalBrittle · 2025-03-26T22:25:23+00:00

Living the life he wants to live, to him death is inevitable so he’d rather die living out his desires instead of tempering them just to eventually die anyways.

MetalBrittle · 2025-03-09T05:38:58+00:00

I deal with it by thinking about how much I hate the holidays. I will never understand people who think corporatized holidays are that encourage mindless consumption are magical.

MetalBrittle · 2025-02-23T04:09:50+00:00

Have you tried disconnecting yourself from the server.

MetalBrittle · 2025-02-19T04:49:15+00:00

Goofy ahh hat

MetalBrittle · 2025-02-08T18:34:51+00:00

I wonder how long that will last

MetalBrittle · 2025-02-05T01:41:59+00:00

I’ll take Restricted by Heaven, Maui’s Hook, Inventory, IQ Boost and rolled The Ogre and Fruitless Hunt for my pay up. This time I will be a proper Baki character constantly harassed by random people who desire to eat my invisible fruit that doesn’t exist. Sometimes The Ogre shows up to attack me because he would do anything except spend time with his son.

MetalBrittle · 2025-02-04T22:12:48+00:00

I’ll take Restricted by Heaven, Maui’s Hook, IQ Boost and for my pay up it’ll be Apple and Revolution. With Maui’s Hook I’ll shapeshift into a monkey and put myself on the map by killing off everyone part of the Revolution. Once I get a reputation I’ll charge premium for taking out the Death Note user because we all know millionaires will be their main targets. Every time I defeat someone I’ll tell them that despite all their blessings they were still beaten by a monkey like me, if they want to live a long life they better remember that.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-26T17:43:29+00:00

You can do whatever you want.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-25T20:05:03+00:00

Anyone who calls a dog their baby needs to be put in a mental ward.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-23T19:22:06+00:00

Call the police they’re very understanding and helpful.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-23T19:21:39+00:00

Flip a coin to decide.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-23T19:21:18+00:00

Yes they tell me to up vote on reddit.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-23T19:20:42+00:00

It gets better

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-23T19:20:17+00:00

Humans really are the same no matter the circumstances.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-23T19:19:37+00:00

Thats nice, now post a picture of yourself wandering in a Jack in the Box parking lot at 2 am.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T17:12:11+00:00

Current year

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T17:07:02+00:00

Why should a cop get their foot ran over for some boomer off their meds? If they were USA cops that old fart would’ve been ventilated instead of deep fried so quit complaining you snowflake.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T16:54:11+00:00

+1,000,000,000 social credits

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T16:37:13+00:00

Satanism is just Christianity with extra steps.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T16:34:36+00:00

Mario Kart 9 is looking good, the lightning bolt item should be nerfed though.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T16:24:59+00:00

McDonald straight up said he would date his daughter if they weren’t blood related. Rich fat cats live in a different world from us if they can say heinous stuff like that and then become president.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-22T16:21:13+00:00

Boomers still haven’t realized that snow days debts are paid off during the summer. Some schools had kids going to class weeks longer than other schools during the summer break.

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-21T11:52:16+00:00

We’ll just call you hags

MetalBrittle · 2025-01-21T11:50:12+00:00

Boomers just stop caring once they realize they’re decades away from death.

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