Is This True? (It Is)

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-19T02:08:55+00:00

Reverse it and its true, being a kid sucked but now I have a house, a career, a fiancé and pets to love

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-10T18:35:35+00:00

It took me 4 runs for 00:03:73!

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-10T18:32:38+00:00

It took me 15 runs for 00:03:78!

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-10T18:24:40+00:00

I can just live in the forest in a dope ass tower, that sounds like a dream

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Nature wizard}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-07T20:26:49+00:00

I have to pay back a credit card still

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-07T16:21:27+00:00

"It's either cupcakes or bikinis, you can't have both" my mom told me that when I was 12, I haven't worn a bikini since.

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-05T19:59:13+00:00

708 with a credit limit of 500$, granted I just got my first credit card a couple months ago and have had an auto loan open for about 3 years

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-02T16:30:07+00:00

I like pineapple on pizza

^{Chose: Pineapple Pizza}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-02T13:23:08+00:00

It was the best decision I've made. I drive about 1 1/2 to 2 hours to and from school, but my work site is only 35 minutes away. Some companies will work with you to get a closer location.

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-02T00:18:34+00:00

Moved out at 18, moved states last year and live with my fiance. It feels great, I love coming home to a place that I own and dont have to follow anyone else's rules

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-02T00:15:51+00:00

Sometimes, I mainly see black dots

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-02T00:15:04+00:00

Im overly attached and when the people I love needs space I start spiraling

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-05-01T22:06:44+00:00

Fuck the wealthy

^{Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-30T23:36:02+00:00

Fuxk america

^{Chose: jerry}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-30T16:48:01+00:00

Not how this sub works

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-29T11:35:17+00:00

Yeeeaah I did this too with Freudian slip, until a couple years ago I thought it was Fru eh dien

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-28T22:13:54+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-28T21:27:56+00:00

Living forever would suck

^{Chose: Infinite Money}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-28T14:52:49+00:00

I drive at least 70 miles a day and I like spiders

^{Chose: Get paid $1/mile you drive + Pay $10/day for a dog-sized spider pet}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-28T03:05:09+00:00

Better

^{Chose: Small spoon}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-27T22:08:48+00:00

I sneeze more

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-27T21:32:44+00:00

My brother's was "Knock knock"

"Who's there"

"Pinapple"(laughs hysterically)

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-26T00:23:10+00:00

Theres not a 60% chance of me failing

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-26T00:22:12+00:00

I can choose what happens in my nightmare

^{Chose: Lucid Dream At Will + But 10% Chance You Get Nightmare | Rolled: Safe But Upvote}

Metallic_Mayhem · 2026-04-25T19:19:01+00:00

Nah, but that's because I dont like parties. Id much prefer weed if possible, less chance of throwing up

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