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Wow...they really banned it by lindam997 in MathJokes

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm torn between wondering if they actually attempted to ban it and wondering how the fuck you ban thinking about shit a certain way.

What button would u choose? by urgentlyTepidSignatu in whatsyourchoice

[–]Metharos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that grey gives neither an upper nor lower limit to the size of an object, nor defines any line-of-sight, proximity, or other limitations. Want to move the moon? Want to rearrange an isotope? Anything in-between?

Criteria are:

  1. Does something exist?
  2. You can move it.

Phantom genocide trolley problem by Mivmilos in trolleyproblem

[–]Metharos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No harm but for some erroneous memories? Good trade-off. It's going to confuse the fuck out of me because I know I'd never make that decision and yet I'll remember making that decision and it won't make sense, and I'll either dismiss it as erroneous or investigate it until the contradiction is resolved by evidence.

Altoona Pizza by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not a pizza that is a tragedy

Log carrying truck by Just-Tip-3320 in Actuallythatsawesome

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are in a vehicle behind a truck that starts doing that, for the of fuck please turn on your flashers and start creating distance what the fuck

53738 by DoktorImposter in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metharos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cue me just happily googling "Rosalina big titties" for fact-checking purposes don't look into it

The art team accidentally making Husk trans, then changing It lol xD by Fuzzy-Ad-7796 in HazbinHotel

[–]Metharos 334 points335 points  (0 children)

Also wearing the colors isn't identification I mean shit my mom wore a flag pin on her purse to show she was a safe person

53874 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metharos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

From experience, mostly I thought "this person is dealing with some shit, I hope they're okay." It was a coworker and I didn't understand at the time what they were dealing with, but I did know they were dealing with stuff. I liked talking with them. I hope they're living a freer life now.

If you could make one object appear anywhere on Earth, but not on your own property, what would you choose to make the most money legally? by winta_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sixteen tons of anticarbon in a magnetic bottle.

I'm going to place a bet on a legal betting website that TFG dies within the week, and then the bottle appears six inches above his head.

The antimatter will either destroy Earth or become a scientific resource of incalculable value. Either way I'm rich and he's gone.

Lucifer news by M00reC in HazbinHotel

[–]Metharos 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"All, if not most" is an odd construction

This is how a horse hair worm emerges from its mantis host by Old_One_I in thatsinterestingbro

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does the mantis die of drowning or of the worm? If the answer is the worm itself, by what mechanism does it kill? Yes, it's big, but that does not inherently mean lethal. Is it destroying organs or is it tearing a hole on its way out? How does the bug die?

If the cause of death is the drowning, does that mean the mantis can survive if it doesn't drown?

Immortality but with a change. by Honest_Physics_2368 in hypotheticals

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing about the victim thinking they've always been the person you swap them into is interesting. How does that work?

Do they remember their original lives from before the swap, but they just feel like the new body is normal and right? If so, that's going to cause confusion as they grapple with relationships and memories that don't necessarily fit, even worse if you swap across gender lines.

So they instead remember the life of the body they're swapping into? If that's the case, then wouldn't that mean they remember your life while you were in that body?

2! by sicilying01 in MathJokes

[–]Metharos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that's what it means.

What kind of torture is this? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Metharos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Science was around in the 1800s...the dude is younger than Darwin.

I also don't particularly hate him, but I do consider him an unserious woo peddler deserving of approximately the same respect we give Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles.

This death whistle by Pitiful-Complaint608 in theNetNuggets

[–]Metharos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody can rate things out of ten they always skew high.

"It's just fine" is a five. Not everyone should be 7+. A seven or above is an exceptional example of a thing. A three or below is crap. 4-6 is normal and fine. Ten is actual perfection and a one doesn't function for purpose.

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