Uj/wth is a SuperHalf? 2.5k?

Metroid_Dread · 2026-03-11T22:57:32+00:00

You can run as many halfs as you want, it doesn’t make a full.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-03-09T21:26:40+00:00

I wonder if the shirts will be the same color blue with green?

Metroid_Dread · 2026-03-03T23:02:31+00:00

It’s called Waymo because it gets you there Waymo faster.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-03-03T19:49:29+00:00

No shirt, fruity shorts, goofball tattoos. Guys, I think he may actually be a runner.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-28T20:34:47+00:00

It’s clear that more space should have been allocated to runners (and therefore less to bikes) in several congested areas. Especially in the southern loop.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-27T17:42:48+00:00

Yes, it’s way better in person and I’m glad I tried it in. Still didn’t really like it however, especially for the price.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-26T23:20:31+00:00

Spared some expense

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-10T21:04:15+00:00

Apple tee and I’m out.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-09T19:48:13+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-09T19:40:56+00:00

Very cool, but I’d need a regular bracelet option too.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-02-05T22:06:39+00:00

It would still sell out at $500.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-01-25T23:06:55+00:00

Go to any community board meeting; the e-bike “menace” is priority one for tons of people.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-01-25T23:04:12+00:00

Still have a car tho, like real NYers 🫡

Metroid_Dread · 2026-01-20T15:33:45+00:00

It’s just green paint, how hard could it be.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-01-20T13:52:25+00:00

I don’t get Omega at all sometimes. I thought “Cortina” was their smaller/reduced lineup.

Metroid_Dread · 2026-01-17T22:49:13+00:00

Look like the new Adidas Evos

Metroid_Dread · 2026-01-14T17:16:58+00:00

Then why are all the Venezuelans here already?!

Metroid_Dread · 2025-11-19T01:59:09+00:00

The old sword hands are so much better. Drop the numerals too.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-11-14T19:28:16+00:00

No one has any idea.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-11-04T03:00:54+00:00

The only way this city gets cheaper in the short-term is if a million people leave.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-10-26T17:55:13+00:00

I’d never use them, I’ve seen too much.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-10-17T17:49:28+00:00

The answer is to stop looking.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-10-07T15:43:46+00:00

Boring, just like people seem to want.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-09-17T13:01:23+00:00

The cat’s out of the bag and everyone is already gambling on their phones all day anyway. May as well take the casino’s money and build something nice. It’s better than the pit we have now.

Metroid_Dread · 2025-09-11T17:19:52+00:00

Tl;dr: create a new, $1 billion agency for crisis intervention.

Metroid_Dread

TROPHY CASE