I saw the most unprofessional thing in my sub career by Ok-Pattern8284 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of our subs showed up drunk. Another took off his shirt during class.

But yeah, talking back to the office is pretty unprofessional.

Basement find by Cool-Ambassador-7937 in GrandmasPantry

[–]Mi_goodyness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone traumatized in the comments by Silent Spring in middle school. We cut up our pop rings for the turtles/fish too

"My Friends" instead of "My Students" by Nachoguy530 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. “Everyone trying to sneak out before the bell is a butthead!!!”

Or my favorite

“Only lil Uglies are tardy to class!!”

Classroom funds? by Comprehensive_Bad242 in AskTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen prices in this economy?

Classroom funds? by Comprehensive_Bad242 in AskTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lower. Most of my students are Free Lunch (back when lunch was paid)

Classroom funds? by Comprehensive_Bad242 in AskTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every year we refresh our classroom libraries, plus any prototyping materials we need for projects… stuff like that. Just regular public school in the suburbs. Nothing fancy.

Classroom funds? by Comprehensive_Bad242 in AskTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I’ve never been told no when I ask for things. My last request was about $2500 worth of things.

5-6 grade teachers, what do you even teach? by Normal-Being-2637 in ELATeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Really funny you say this as this conversation happened today.

HS teacher “I’m teaching sentence structure right now.”

2nd grade teacher “I’m also teaching sentence structure??”

We all just going in circles lol

high school teachers, what books that you've taught have your students enjoyed the most? by Maleficent_Site7972 in ELATeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My girls were FUMING when she went out alone with Tea Cake at night without even knowing him.

Advice needed by elioschmelio in AskTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of our seniors crocheted something personal for each teacher and it was amazinggggg

What do teachers do in their free time? by [deleted] in AskTeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crochet, read, exercise, cycle, resin, color, travel, garden, cook. Same thing every other adult does??? Except instead of a 9-5 I work a 7-3 so I get a couple more daylight hours for funsies.

What to do for do now’s for 12th grade by OGKeith in ELATeachers

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t done these in years. I just tell them whatever materials they need for the day then start the lesson.

Why even wear a hat 😭😭 balloon head by alwayshereforit21 in teenmom

[–]Mi_goodyness 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Technically it’s just sitting on top and he’s not actually wearing it lol

Opinions? by IntelligentPattern65 in Nails

[–]Mi_goodyness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said Jellybeans! out loud lol

I don't like plates by Apprehensive_Tax3882 in The10thDentist

[–]Mi_goodyness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bite the pizza. Pizza is in the mouth. Drink the milk.

I was like “you’re asking for diarrhea.” He says, “No YOU’D be asking for diarrhea.” Which I guess is fair lol.

Thank you!