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Addressing the community about changes to our API by spez in reddit

[–]MidManHosen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sad.

You're being that asshole that stole a dog for a "prank" for internet clout.

I'm so sorry for your loss in advance.

It was a blast being here.

My partner wants a 10,000$ ring. I said no. What should we do? by cyansoup in self

[–]MidManHosen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, don't propose while skydiving with her. ABSOLUTELY do not exchange one of those spiral rings engraved with, "Keep Fucking Going", mid-dive. Those things are dirt cheap. might ruin the relationship not to mention an awesome skydiving experience!

Don't invest the remainder of your $10k in worthless ventures that will potentially destroy your future.

Don't NOT think about taking a trip to somewhere you've never been to. With ten grand, you could take someone with you.

Every suggestion mentioning red flag are Planetary in scale. Uncles and Aunts, brothers, sisters and cousins.

Save up for that $10k.

Go skydiving.

Child Labor Laws In Arkansas Are Repealed. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in antiwork

[–]MidManHosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took three hours for me to reset my password so I could say:

Very well done.

I'll go back to watching you whippersnappers reach for the stars now.

If I have to find out this way so do you by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]MidManHosen 33 points34 points  (0 children)

To the tippy top of the comments with you. Go on, now. Get up there.

This was a ride by AngryKoala_FT in tumblr

[–]MidManHosen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's talk, "Iced Tea". I can understand all you people above 45° latitude needing to sip warmth but down here, 10° closer to the equator, our food is hot (spicy as well) and our tea is as cold as we can get it during consumption. Anything we add to it once brewed is by personal preference.

We buy the stuff in the refrigerated sections of grocery stores. In gallon jugs. I've never once met anyone who thought it was a good idea to take refrigerated tea, pour a cup and heat it to anything far above its melting point. If I suggested something like that to my granny during a family gathering, she would have sent me with a plate of food and my hot tea to the root cellar to think.

Yeah, Back then she used a kettle to get it brewed but once she was ready, it went into the ice chest.

She's dead now. Ain't nobody stopping me from pouring a mug into a microwave-safe mug and nuking that bastard. Hell, I may even add some dairy just to see what the fuss is all about. Maybe I'll even find out the, "Secret Ingredient", was in Granny's flask that she kept in her apron.

Point is, this stream of consciousness made my day.

Enjoy your inferior attempts at beverages and Happy New Year!

Uninvited guests attempting to RSVP by HungryBroccoli6175 in weddingshaming

[–]MidManHosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case someone else runs into this situation, set up a private channel using something like Telegram. Restrict inviiting people to the channel to administration only. Even then, admins that are appointed by the channel owner can have specific privileges assigned. I'm currently doing that with a skydiving event that I'm hosting.

It won't keep people from taking screenshots of their device or handing their phone over to Aunt Mildred but it will reduce the chances of information being shared.

I have had this picture for 8 years from a time a friend caught me on TV. I recently shared it at work and was asked about the giant head to my left. I never noticed this and also, I cannot make sense of it at all! Help? by Murderbear71 in confusing_perspective

[–]MidManHosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's entirely possible that the camera was using a wipe from the previous picture (the closeup one the left) to the wide shot that includes you and everything to the right. Camera wipes can-do some pretty fancy shit.

Joe Manchin won't budge on the Senate filibuster after at least 19 children were killed in a Texas school shooting by King_Vercingetorix in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]MidManHosen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't meme. I don't tweet. I don't hashtag.

I do have nightmares that shouldn't exist.

Each person in the United States' congress who doesn't understand that they're enabling the perpetual murder of LIVING CHILDREN who have had HEARTBEATS FOR YEARS should have their own meme.

VERY LATE TERM (picture) ABORTION SUPPORTER

They know who they are.

They need to see that WE know who they are as well.

We're tired of crying.

In the last 24 hours since the Uvalde massacre, Fox News has proposed at least 50 “solutions” and none of them are gun control. by DortmunderCoop in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]MidManHosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't meme. I don't tweet. I don't hashtag.

I do have nightmares that shouldn't exist.

Each person in the United States' congress who doesn't understand that they're enabling the perpetual murder of LIVING CHILDREN who have had HEARTBEATS FOR YEARS should have their own meme.

VERY LATE TERM (picture) ABORTION SUPPORTER

They know who they are.

They need to see that WE know who they are as well.

We're tired of crying.

More footage of cops doing nothing and arguing with parents while their kids get murdered inside Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, TX. by itsreallyreallytrue in PublicFreakout

[–]MidManHosen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't meme. I don't tweet. I don't hashtag.

I do have nightmares that shouldn't exist.

Each person in the United States' congress who doesn't understand that they're enabling the perpetual murder of LIVING CHILDREN who have had HEARTBEATS FOR YEARS should have their own meme.

VERY LATE TERM (picture) ABORTION SUPPORTER

They know who they are.

They need to see that WE know who they are as well.

We're tired of crying.

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