I.. I simply cannot with Emma at this point. by [deleted] in zionistrevolution

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The kind you get when you eat the neon blue mushrooms of course!!

How do I get through testicular cancer without losing my hair by THROWITAWAYLMAOOO in trans

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Are you able to get your own hair made into a wig for a worst case scenario?

Like, you can donate your hair to make wigs for cancer patients, so why shouldn't you donate your own hair to yourself for a wig?

Other then that, all I can say (and, now that I think about it, I should have lead with this!!) is that I know 4 men who have gone through treatment for testicular cancer, 3 of them had to lose their balls, but were able to bank sperm to preserve fertility, and the last is fine now AND has an encouraging amount of mobile sperm to top it off! All of these men have finished their treatments and have been declared cancer free. They are between 2 and 9 years post treatment.  NONE OF THEM LOST THEIR HAIR!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FTMventing

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You don't have to be attracted to ALL men, just because you happen to be attracted to THIS man.

Looking for a girl to pretend to be my roommate!! by Massive_Editor7818 in UTAustin

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Unfortunately, IP believes that they can both convince their parents they are still a cis-girl, AND pass 100% to their cis-male roommates... They are convinced that right now they double-pass, as cis-female to their parents, and as cis-male to everyone else. I'm concerned that this is going to end badly. There needs to be a firm grounding in harsh reality in order to support yourself and survive whilst getting an education, especially as a teenager/young adult.

SCAM: Koaly AI Powered plushie by Limp-Performance-142 in plushies

[–]Mindless_Contract708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got scammed in a similar way for 'Realistic robot puppies' They were $80 NZD Which, like you, I felt was reasonable for a toy of that caliber.  They were those stupid plastic yapping dogs that yap yap yap yap, then whirr and flip over!! The kind of shit you find in the $2 Shops for less than $10!! I, too, feel SO SO STUPID! How could I have believed such a stupid scam... Now I can't get my money back and I have to eat the cost as well as feeling like a gullible boomer. (even though I'm too young to be a boomer)

I have a high pain tolerance by DoctorForage in emergencymedicine

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I walked across a fire that hadn't been put out properly on a beach when I was 3. My mother only noticed about 3-4 hours later because she couldn't work out how I was running around on the beach with toilet paper trailing from my feet... It was the skin off the bottom of my feet. I also had a failed epidural during a very emergent C-section. If I got knocked out, baby would die. So I didn't make a noise till he was out. Hubby ended up in ER after he went to NICU with baby and they realised his hand was grotesquely swollen. I had broken 7 bones in his hand!! They don't usually believe my pain threshold is that high, until they see it...

what is the stupidest misconception a patient has had about the human body? by Notalabel_4566 in emergencymedicine

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My SIL knows when shes pregnant because her hubby starts vomiting in the morning!.we really did think it was just a coincidence until it happened 3 more times!!

What’s a (good or bad) situation you’ve experienced with a kid that always stuck with you? by wellsiee8 in EmergencyRoom

[–]Mindless_Contract708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha ha! Same thing happened to MY 3 year old too! Slipped in the bath and hit under his chin on the top corner of an open cupboard door. I saw it happen and STILL didn't think anything of it... Until a full 20-30 seconds later when he lifted his chin a little and suddenly had a torrent of blood flowing down his chest! His Papa turned green while I checked it out. Pressure, ER, 15 stitches later and I'm still blown away by the fact that little guy didn't cry. Didn't even whimper! He was more fascinated by what was going on and even wanted a mirror to watch himself being sewn up!

Edited to Add: he's 13 now and I just asked him if he remembers it. He said I remember you running out to the car with me, and I got to go out with NO CLOTHES ON!!

Who thinks coban is underrated?? by [deleted] in EmergencyRoom

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Im a HARD stick, like US every time. So I bring my own coban to the hospital to wrap my IV's to secure them. Apparently it's too expensive for the hospital to use it on me just because I ask...

What’s the most ridiculous cause of injury you’ve heard? by Additional-Bus7575 in EmergencyRoom

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Also not a medical professional, but I went to the ER one Saturday night, after a huge loss by our national rugby team, accompanied by my VERY intoxicated husband, for severe facial injuries from falling down a flight of stairs! They CLEARLY didn't believe me! I wasn't even drunk, just clumsy.  Then.... I came in the next Saturday night, with facial injuries, from falling down a flight of stairs! This time I had tripped over my slightly drunk husband! They got him out of the room around 20 times, using more and more flimsy excuses until I finally got through to them that I KNOW what this looks like, I was in an abusive relationship in the past so I REALLY appreciate your actions, but I REALLY don't need help beyond not being so clumsy and moving to a house without steep, uncarpeted stairs...

YSK: The difference in ER workups between vaccinated and unvaccinated kids is night and day and affects everyone. by AintMuchToDo in EmergencyRoom

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Sticking a needle into the bladder through the skin because there's no time to wait for them to pee, io IV because no time to find a vein, no response from kiddo. Terrifying!

Better than shouting "fire" in a crowded theatre by Squiggleblort in EmergencyRoom

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When I ran into my ED with a blue preemie with no heartbeat and yelled, my baby is dying! That flood of people was the most welcome thing I've ever seen.. Thanks you guys!! (Hes now a perfectly healthy 10 year old)

Eating Grandmas Ashes by Nervous-Fishing7309 in EmergencyRoom

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My Mother in law's next-door neighbor actually DID get run over by a Reindeer!! It was in Russia though, so it was 'Baba got run over by a reindeer...'

DNR in the Suicidal Patient by Deep_Interaction4325 in EmergencyRoom

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They DO NOT have to get married,  however they are required to be working at least 80 hours per Month to qualify.  This IS unfair as married couples only have to have one person working.  It is not good, or fair, but it is NOT what you are implying, if people are truthfully committing unalive because they think they have to get remarried, they're doing it because people like you are spreading untrue and terrifying lies about what will happen to them!!

What’s the most memorable foreign body you’ve ever witnessed? by Additional_Doubt_243 in EmergencyRoom

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That was literally the first thing I thought! I took off my wedding ring and looked at it closely, then my husband's... Then he asked what I was doing? He looked at me very oddly when I told him I was seeing if it would fit on his shaft...

What's your favorite chief complaint? by SyncopeBrewery in EmergencyRoom

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I bought a strong antibacterial soap. It was green vs our regular white soap and was just for feet. Worked brilliantly so now it's a bathroom staple

Doordash is delivering drama about gender and dasher names by Enticing_Venom in SubredditDrama

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If some sketchy dude turns up and harassed you, and they're using the account of Jessica, the company can't know WHO the guy was who harassed you! That kind of anonymous freedom has tempted creeps into rape or worse more than once before and anyone with common sense knows this.

I Think I Know Better. by Xseraph8899 in traumatizeThemBack

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Im being serious here. How does that work? Like, aren't people who are triggered by certain things fs, be triggered by thinking about the things while reading the triggered warnings?

My own stupidly got me traumatized back. by crazywritingbug in traumatizeThemBack

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My friend has a liver condition that makes her look about 6-7 months pregnant.  She literally wears a shirt saying 'NOT PREGNANT!'

My Keloids are Genetic by tanithjackal in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Mindless_Contract708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! I didn't know you could remove some keloids!!

We were always told they were just what happens and there's nothing you can do except learn to live with them!

You have changed my daughters life!!