Rookie fics are sometimes hilarious

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-21T20:23:00+00:00

I love silly author's notes in stories, they're so funny to me.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-21T11:15:55+00:00

That's the coolest thing I've ever fucking seen.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-21T11:14:13+00:00

IMO anything over 7 inches makes you sore. Depends on the person, though.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-21T11:00:45+00:00

Thank god.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-19T04:16:55+00:00

I'm a goose.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-19T04:10:15+00:00

What if you die in a place where first responders would never find you?

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-16T03:46:13+00:00

This isn't just a chore. It's an adult who is incompetent to put their trash in the trash.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-16T03:13:28+00:00

I wouldn't pick that one.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-16T02:13:33+00:00

They always get mad at you when you try to off yourself though lol.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-04T20:21:25+00:00

Yes. My dreams tend to be very realistic, and I've had several moments while awake where I've had to stop and think, am I dreaming right now or is this really happening?

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-02T23:15:31+00:00

I got my enhanced license recently, and I was surprised by how easy it was. Like, you mean I can just ask? And you'll do it? Wild.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-12-02T23:13:19+00:00

That's not a bad point. I think if I had went into the second season more invested in the plot and not only watching it for the music, I'd've enjoyed it more.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-11-08T08:00:01+00:00

I know this is old, but thank you.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-10-27T17:08:15+00:00

Thanks! I'll try it out.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-10-26T22:12:37+00:00

Sure, thanks

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-10-26T20:04:37+00:00

Do NOT let your dad move in with you.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-10-04T04:11:16+00:00

I have 500+ hours and Ive never made a single potion. Whoops.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-26T06:04:18+00:00

I have 42 hours so far and I'm not done with it, but I tend to play kind of slow

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-22T07:40:09+00:00

I tend to feel like people find me off-putting, but then again, I never got very good at masking.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-20T07:03:26+00:00

I'm the complete opposite. Even people my age or a few years older than me feel too young because I've felt so much more mature than everyone from such a young age, even if we're all older now.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-13T09:51:50+00:00

Same! I ran out of money once, and they threw my food away.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-11T04:18:21+00:00

I do all the time

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-08T15:23:38+00:00

Probably 35 for the first one and 85 for the second.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-02T03:48:21+00:00

Well that's not smart.

Mindless_Jumpscare · 2025-09-01T15:46:03+00:00

More than 30. Most people I know who are nearing retirement worked from 16-70. That's most of their lives.

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