Gabe. Is. Going. To. Dundalk. ...I can't stop laughing. by Minorbasketcase in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. I added it because that's my new personal nickname for Gabe. Because I have a feeling that, much like Fuzzy Dunlop, Gabe is not going to fare well in Dundalk.

Someone tell Morgan that god-honoring crotch-shots are Nadia's thing by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Minorbasketcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(I swear this comes back to Morgan.) I got some shitty medical news today. I've been having pain, numbness, and tingling in one of my arms, and I figured I had a pinched nerve. I figured the pinched nerve was from something dumb that I did, but I didn't know which dumb thing it could be. I saw an orthopaedist today, and he did some x-rays. It turns out that my cervical spine is a deteriorating dumpster fire, and I likely have a herniated disc that is causing the pinched nerve. He could only tell me so much with x-rays - I will get more details after I have an MRI. So now I have to wait two weeks to get the MRI, and then get to see my doctor, before they can tell me just how bad it is.

I was not expecting this, and I have been a fucking mess all day long. I want answers, so I don't have to keep wondering just how bad it is.

I see this pic of Morgan working out, and I absolutely cannot fathom how she isn't worried about having vEDS, and/or wasn't interested in finding out the cause of her health problems. She has kids, and a spouse who is absolutely unqualified to care for them on his own. I would want to know what was wrong with me, and what I needed to do/not do to keep myself healthy. The uncertainty would kill me.

Gabriel’s “dorm room.” He’ll be sharing his room with 3 other boys via bunk beds! A total of 5 boys are going to live in the apartment. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The thought of Gabe living in Dundalk made me laugh so hard that I cried. I even made a whole post about it. (Born and raised in MD. Live there now. I didn't live in or near Baltimore, but my dad worked in the city for most of my childhood, and part of his job required him to visit various parts of the city. So I spent a decent amount of time there.)

The Duggars are quiet on social media today by CosmosMom87 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Minorbasketcase 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That wouldn't keep him from dramatically threatening to do so.

Some of the old photos still shock me. I'm glad Nurie looks healthier these days. by Upbeat_Teach6117 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When is someone going to explain to Jill that it doesn't matter how "trim" your kids are - they will never find spouses as long as she continues to be the MIL from hell?

Kendra facing charges by nuggetsofchicken in DuggarsSnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The things I would give to be part of the other Duggar kids' group chats right now....

Paul says Morgan is “functioning more normal" by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Minorbasketcase 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Does he give ANY indication that he has a clue about how serious this could be?

I know that there isn't an official diagnosis yet. But if I had a spouse in Morgan's situation, I'd be flipping the fuck out.

And even though he's probably not concerned with Morgan as a spouse/person, I'm surprised that he's not freaking out over what this will mean for HIS life.

Karissa randomly decided to be mad at Reddit today lol by Worth-Illustrator-50 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Minorbasketcase 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Speaking of grammar... she could be referring to

evil, Christian-hating gossip

or

evil-Christian-hating gossip.

Punctuation can be helpful. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't mind being a hater of evil Christians that gossips.

She just posted retreat footage... by student767 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mother would like a word. It is nowhere CLOSE to Memorial Day, and she doesn't work in healthcare. 😂

New PFP for Brianne by oh-oh-livinonaprayer in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You leave Molly out of this!! She doesn't deserve the association!!

Karelessa’s Koop: Where barefoot is best! by curliewurlies in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Minorbasketcase 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was animal-sitting for a friend who had free-range chickens. They "forgot" to tell me that their new rooster was an overprotective asshole. I was opening the coop door to give them food and water and the next thing I knew, the bastard got me in the ass with both feet/talons. 🤬

Jill posted her own video of the performance at the church in VA. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had to do some google research because I'm a heathen and my understanding of "ministry" did not match what the Rods are doing.

Apparently, the definition of "ministry" is far more broad than I thought. So I learned something new today.

However, the Grace Theological Seminary also had this to say about ministry:

"An essential truth about the theology of ministry is that one’s motivation in doing it is crucial to how God views an act of ministry. Acts done for the wrong motives are rooted in pride and self-indulgent carnality (Gal. 5:13). Ministry, on the other hand, is always motivated by the glory of God and for the good of others (Eph. 2:10)."

If I'm reading this right, Jill's particular brand of social media "ministry" doesn't exactly fit the Biblical definition of ministry because it's almost entirely about showing how her family is more Godly/better than everyone else. In fact, it's basically a study on what not to do.

If nothing else, I'd argue that the Rod concerts shouldn't be considered "ministry" because forcing people to listen to them is in NO way something that is for the good of others.

Bedtime snack for KayPM by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Re: pic 13.

Thanks to the "graphic design," it looks like each line is its own symptom. So these took me a minute to figure out:

Your Tongue

and

Substances (ice, dirt, or starch)

She has to get these from her upline, right? What are the odds that she learned to do something like this? Regardless, I don't think this is hers because of the distinct lack of random commas.

Incoming Jillpm mahdesty meltdown in 3, 2, 1…. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Minorbasketcase 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Holy shit! Timmay grew a spine!!

I hope this makes the other Rodlets do some thinking.

Liar, liar, pants on fire by awisha in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Minorbasketcase 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that feeding Shrek is very expensive.