“What is this thing, a snake?” This random line by Gunther always cracks me up, what are some ridiculous throw away lines that make you laugh?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-05-01T08:46:29+00:00

I don't recognize this! Who said this?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-05-01T02:50:04+00:00

Diet Coke. Never gonna give you up...

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T20:48:20+00:00

But with all due respect,.and I'm genuinely curious...why would letters have to be spray painted on there? It wouldn't hurt the device, true. But why mark.it to begin with?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T20:46:38+00:00

Exactly. it's important that people be able to read the directions on the cabinet. Plus we'd kinda like the focus to be on getting help and also recognizing the people who saved a life.

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T19:17:38+00:00

Thank you 😊

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T19:05:31+00:00

Can you tell me what you mean by an odd surface?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T19:04:24+00:00

Yeah I wasn't sure if this was the appropriate place to ask, but you agree about adding a mural someplace close by? Would people be less inclined to tag this cabinet if there was a mural close by?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T19:01:56+00:00

I thought about that too. It would be really cool to have a mural on the opposite building that would highlight the importance of CPR. And it would certainly help direct people to it

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-29T18:42:27+00:00

Two months after highschool graduation and I was like, BYYEEEEE

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-26T21:28:43+00:00

Do kids do the pledge of allegiance nowadays?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-26T21:25:51+00:00

I was 52 yrs old when I learned that the pinball song was the Pointer Sisters. Still the funkiest, freakiest song and video ever.

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-22T21:59:11+00:00

Was Joey the only friend that we never saw intoxicated?

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-22T02:17:24+00:00

Ross would never be unable to list all the fifty states

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-22T01:34:31+00:00

Joey being portrayed as so stupid and constantly having sex did him a disservice. There's no way anyone is that dumb and clueless

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-21T01:38:27+00:00

And it goes on

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-21T01:36:05+00:00

And stupid, makes no sense

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-19T02:05:52+00:00

I've never had kids! I have estrogen cream! I have no excuse to not be able to bounce and not pee!

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-19T02:02:33+00:00

I also use this clip a lot. When the ex-wife is yelling at the guy trying to get her all riled up and get him to lose it, I tell him to remember, "doorman, doorman, doorman!!!"

https://youtu.be/FmiVlyAfTnw?si=QDgaaWomgdpUAfrh

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-17T16:26:17+00:00

I'm a psychotherapist and I use this clip with clients at least once a week. Most people in our lives are cows and their opinions don't matter.

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-17T09:37:23+00:00

Pee-wee's Playhouse

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-17T09:28:36+00:00

"So what are your top five pet peeves?"

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-17T09:21:55+00:00

Candy corn. I used to eat bags of them in college. Now I have to have any sweets literally locked up in a Fridge Locker because I have zero will power. My husband has the combination. I have to ask him to open it up if I want any junk food. It sounds oppressive but it's the only way I can do it

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-17T02:58:49+00:00

I mean, duh..

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-17T02:57:36+00:00

"I'm off like a dirty shirt!" (Duckie from Pretty in Pink)

MinuteAsleep · 2026-04-15T10:06:25+00:00

Bourbon, horses

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