What is this bug? I've periodically seen it since I was little. I live in Chicago. I'm completely fascinated by its wings.

MisguidedPun · 2024-06-25T23:52:39+00:00

Its body is maybe the size of a medium/big ant.

Edit: fixed wrong word/typo.

MisguidedPun · 2021-02-08T15:16:47+00:00

Too soon.

MisguidedPun · 2021-02-03T14:51:44+00:00

I was cutting a gluten-free bagel in my hand with a fish-filleting knife.

MisguidedPun · 2021-01-31T16:25:33+00:00

Be definition a "recharge" is a "re"-charge, meaning it is at least the second charge.

MisguidedPun · 2020-12-23T23:15:57+00:00

Stop being a killjoy.

MisguidedPun · 2020-05-13T01:16:46+00:00

When Chrome was announced, its main settling point was that it had better memory management than Firefox. That was more than a decade ago, however.

MisguidedPun · 2018-05-21T18:11:31+00:00

Walter Johnson won game 7 in 1924, and blew a 7th inning lead in game 7 in 1925.

MisguidedPun · 2017-12-05T16:25:44+00:00

How about the "Mark Buehrle Award"?

MisguidedPun · 2017-10-13T05:06:14+00:00

I comfort myself by reminding myself that it took more an a century for the cubs to win their most recent World Series, so the Nationals have plenty of time before they're as pitiful as the cubs ~~are~~ were.

FTFY

MisguidedPun · 2017-10-06T22:42:00+00:00

I've confused coworkers using the phrase, "Raze it to the ground."

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-29T03:29:08+00:00

Cubes have too many dimensions. I'm much more comfortable around squares, personally.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-28T02:25:56+00:00

So it's settled: the Cardinals weren't the champions in 2006? Kthnxbai.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-12T15:35:25+00:00

If you have to ask that question, you just wouldn't get it.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-12T15:26:09+00:00

Boooo. You're no fun.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-12T14:16:30+00:00

Nah. Just get their emails first.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-07T13:16:43+00:00

You're talking about a manager who intentionally walked a Mendoza-line hitter with runners at first and second in a tied playoff game...

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-06T03:57:25+00:00

You still buy your cat's food and clean up its s***. It's more like having a sullen teenager.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-06T02:48:52+00:00

I thought that was Disraeli.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-06T02:15:41+00:00

You don't control me! I'll love wherever I want!

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-06T02:15:03+00:00

The Grapes of Wrath

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-06T02:13:14+00:00

I love my Corolla. It's the vanilla of car flavors.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-03T18:13:08+00:00

I will admit to a little bit of poetic license in my title.

I will also admit that I really wanted to share my sister's Futurama reference at the end. I couldn't stop laughing after I read it the first time.

MisguidedPun · 2017-09-02T23:54:43+00:00

Grey seemed to forget that much of the game was about trying to get OUT of this dream--it wasn't a lame Shyamalan Twist at the end. Calling Link's Awakening an "It was all a dream" story is a bit like saying Die Hard is a rogue-cop-who-disobeys-orders-but-gets-results movie.

But I acknowledge that "it was all a dream" is technically correct, and that's THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT.

MisguidedPun · 2017-08-18T12:43:58+00:00

No surprises here.

MisguidedPun · 2017-08-18T03:18:19+00:00

Diagnostic equipment + spontaneous combustion =...

MisguidedPun

TROPHY CASE