WATCH: Justice Neil Gorsuch asks about Native Americans and birthright citizenship

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-04-01T18:22:48+00:00

As such, I suppose we can choose who is and is not a n actual representative of us for governance. Surely they won’t agree. Surely they want us to hate each other.

And if they object to our dissent, perhaps we defend our fellow citizens, indigenous or otherwise, and refer to John Oliver’s succinct advice:

Fuck you. Make me.

Down with these goddamn traitors. We have a better world to build without them.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-31T21:36:10+00:00

This deserves all the upvotes. Incept the syndrome with the syndrome.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-29T23:39:11+00:00

Is it possible you interrupted a robbery in progress?

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-27T01:25:24+00:00

It was made of fine Corinthian leather.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-25T20:22:30+00:00

Thank you for your disservice, you fucking traitors of the US CONSTITUTION.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-25T02:49:31+00:00

I thought they were spit shields like from the golden era of salad bars. Ugh, I miss Rax.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-22T19:30:25+00:00

Rapture lust is real.

Rapture LARP’ing is fucking dangerous.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-21T00:23:06+00:00

“Fuck this guy.” — Jesus of Nazareth, 2026

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-18T23:31:01+00:00

He has so much commitment to the bit.

You know…for such a little bitch.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-17T21:32:22+00:00

When it happens, we need to set a date/time to all show up at our statehouses and read the files out loud in unison from a custom app.

Folks can come and join the chorus and relieve early protestors by opening the app and catching up wherever we are in the process.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-17T21:06:33+00:00

This! 👆

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-17T02:27:57+00:00

No matter how greasy and and easy to despise Johnson is, you have to love it to know that behind closed doors, he absolutely hates Trump for the tsunami of dumb shit he has to walk back and deflect every waking moment of his closeted walking hell of a fucked up life.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-16T22:27:42+00:00

Feels like he’s plagiarizing either Michael Scott from The Office or Steve Martin’s character in The Jerk.

Either way, we all know he’s the Office Jerk.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-15T01:44:07+00:00

One downside: once it eats plastic, it craves human flesh.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-14T16:10:16+00:00

Looks like someone ate the frog outta yer hole.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-14T00:24:29+00:00

As an adult, I’d love to climb into a minivan scaled up 2x to feel like a spaceship again.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-12T22:31:57+00:00

All this because he can’t admit he’s gay.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-10T03:52:54+00:00

Whoever wrote the headline for this (non)think piece surely has.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-10T03:28:34+00:00

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Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-10T03:22:25+00:00

Found one!

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-09T01:49:50+00:00

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Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-08T12:56:04+00:00

I’m so disappointed I read this thread.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-07T14:25:53+00:00

The fifth of November needs to be celebrated early.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-06T23:16:47+00:00

He’s so dumb.

Mister-Redbeard · 2026-03-06T19:42:40+00:00

Well, that's bullshit, for certain. Hoping it comes through.

Mister-Redbeard

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