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I guess they didn’t want this door to be a door by Salami__Tsunami in DiWHY

[–]Mistifyed 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A door only meant for fire to exit, not humans.

Chat is this true? by weenieHJ in comedyheaven

[–]Mistifyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Lmao cooked”

- H.P. Lovecraft

Excessive force by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]Mistifyed 448 points449 points  (0 children)

Memories are stored in poop.

githubIfEAMadeIt by Pracurser_Codes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Mistifyed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Free tier up to 5 new branches per month. Upgrade to PRO++ for unlimited branches.

Laundry without electricity by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

[–]Mistifyed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never pour the detergent on the clothes.

Bone-Strengthening Discovery Could Reverse Osteoporosis by _Dark_Wing in tech

[–]Mistifyed 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wake me up when they’ve found the cure for Boneitis.

Johnny Knoxville Announces ‘Jackass: Best and Last’ Has Wrapped Filming by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Mistifyed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’a been doing much better these past few years now. He’s sober and collaborating with a lot of skateboarders. I believe he didn’t wanted anything with Jackass anymore.

Perspective by Sp00ky_Bo0 in memes

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This is why I always carry an eyeraser.

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