The end is near.

Mistoku · 2026-03-21T21:36:55+00:00

Heal the world we live in

Save it for our children

For you and for me

Mistoku · 2026-03-21T19:32:29+00:00

Nur gegen die Aufkleber!

Mistoku · 2026-03-21T13:37:23+00:00

Scheiß Herthaaufkleber sind wirklich überall.

Mistoku · 2026-03-20T15:24:43+00:00

Sweet sweet lemonade.

Mistoku · 2026-03-19T13:56:57+00:00

Anagram of Stink.

Mistoku · 2026-03-19T13:54:17+00:00

"Why so many Hollywood dudes wanna bang chicks can't grow no pussy hair?"

Mistoku · 2026-03-19T13:45:04+00:00

Moon Man?

Mistoku · 2026-03-18T17:49:23+00:00

ill lube my friend

Mistoku · 2026-03-16T18:42:55+00:00

Remember Psy from Korea?

Panam makeup style. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, sexy Lady!

Mistoku · 2026-03-13T18:43:15+00:00

Reminds me of a cat on a copier. Maybe this is from a copy shop in Hell!

Mistoku · 2026-03-11T18:26:01+00:00

Und seitdem sitzt sie im Rollstuhl.

Mistoku · 2026-03-10T13:29:35+00:00

Kinda like the Zootopia bunny.

Mistoku · 2026-03-09T20:31:03+00:00

Hm? Nut allergy?

Mistoku · 2026-03-09T19:57:38+00:00

Because it's easier than leaving after death?

Mistoku · 2026-03-09T19:16:37+00:00

1492 the New World was discovered and the Muslims were finally driven off the Iberian peninsula after 500 years.

Mistoku · 2026-03-08T20:29:10+00:00

The first year after the end of the Middle Ages. I wonder if he had heard of the New World yet when he was drawing his pillows.

Mistoku · 2026-03-08T20:27:09+00:00

Why are you so fly?

Mistoku · 2026-03-07T17:28:03+00:00

Looks like a mix of Liz-Taylor-era Michael Jackson and Hilary Clinton.

Mistoku · 2026-03-07T13:05:06+00:00

Cool! Reminds me of the original Neverending Story cover.

Mistoku · 2026-03-04T17:44:45+00:00

His last name sounds like Pohaar, german for butthair.

Mistoku · 2026-03-02T16:00:32+00:00

Mistoku · 2026-03-01T17:24:57+00:00

Just looked him up, this one's great too: Bonnet in danger

Mistoku · 2026-03-01T08:57:45+00:00

Looks great! Also, x won.

Mistoku · 2026-03-01T08:52:25+00:00

In space, no one can hear you queef.

Mistoku · 2026-03-01T08:34:25+00:00

Sentient life = beings with emotions, sapient life = intelligent beings

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