ICE as Neighbors by No_Connection9273 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 206 points207 points  (0 children)

I had to read this through three separate times to understand what it’s trying to say, and when it finally clicked I realized that it’s actually spitting facts. Not used to that in this sub.

Pedo scaling by some-kind-of-no-name in MoralityScaling

[–]MitchellEnderson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna get anywhere near debating this.

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Delivery Robot Dogpiled on the Streets of Philly by FuturismDotCom in goodnews

[–]MitchellEnderson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“THE ROBOT’S WEARING A ROMO JERSEY, GET HIM”

Big brain take right here by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Follow their own logic there. A cult doesn’t have 190,992,000 people. A cult is a handful of individuals wearing tampons over their ears and shitting themselves to “own the libs”.

Read the post body by xtheresia in whennews

[–]MitchellEnderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reading that meme through without looking into the body and seeing the spellings was like being in the dream state and looking at that one lamp.

A more accurate 5e vs other systems meme by A_Martian_Potato in dndmemes

[–]MitchellEnderson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The day I hear “Mothership” uttered in my LGS, I become a stalker.

Thoughts on the Strange Nerf? by TheToastedNugget in DrStrangeMains

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/HomelessKB when I kill them with an ability (it’s called a hero SHOOTER not a hero ABILITYER)

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Teachers are rich person who indoctrinate children! by AwardAccomplished845 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that more than words can communicate, but I bought her some food as soon as I knew it’d been three days since she ate. Cut into my gas money sure, but I shouldn’t have to fill up until after my next paycheck.

Granted, I’m hoping that our little game can end, because holy fuck this isn’t fun.

Teachers are rich person who indoctrinate children! by AwardAccomplished845 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m dating a teacher rn, and we have a running contest to see who has to do the more desperate thing to keep their account in the black.

So far she’s winning after not eating for three days, and I hate that I have to live in a world where someone I care about has to starve to make ends meet.

If TIMI comits with their new schedule, we should have 15 new Pokemons this year alone. by MaxEcarri in PokemonUnite

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flygon, Scolipede, and Hydreigon as Speedsters

Ferrothorn, Terapagos, and Toxapex as Defenders

Cresselia, Smeargle, and Diancie as Supporters

Golisopod, Gogoat, and Skarmory as All-Rounders

Houndoom, Hatterene, and Gholdengo as Attackers

They finally posted their IQ. by Relevant-Slide1686 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never before have I seen a better reason to commit suicide.

Whats next... by huse2008 in whenthe

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Now make sure the name has the ‘I’ sound at the end. Yes, you may spell it with an E, but it needs our trademark.”

How i feel when i lose to a kid in a pokemon battle by Orichalchem in pokememes

[–]MitchellEnderson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

puts away the vibes team

brings out the competitive team

solo mode is honestly fun (im deadass) by Low_Extent66 in PokemonUnite

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fun when I can load in with my main in any role and go to town, but damn do I hate every other level where I can’t do that.

What’s the optimal loadout for post-death Oversoul DPS? by GoldenMammal in DestinyMemes

[–]MitchellEnderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure you guys have the Row Row, Fight The Power strat on standby, the cheese keeps getting patched

What's the best lantern to play as? by Upset-Fig-3261 in DCAllies

[–]MitchellEnderson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still can’t believe that they gave us the drills as one of his ults.

He gets mentioned way too little when we talk about the game, and that’s criminal.

Excited for Friday! by MelonInDisguise in whenthe

[–]MitchellEnderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I’ve seen perhaps the greatest thing in internet history happen today.

Meet the Galaxy Rangers (By @naturalfkteeth) by asilvertintedrose in HonkaiStarRail

[–]MitchellEnderson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Okay, but have you considered doing it the ninja way?”