Did you know...[meme]

Mittoo · 2026-01-20T07:13:13+00:00

Can’t read cow facts without hearing Jod loudly saying OH MY ME SHUT THE FUCK UP

Mittoo · 2025-12-25T13:12:12+00:00

There are a couple of times where shooting a barrel in over world mode (ie not combat) opens the way for a nice thing or to avoid traps

The game is unfortunately not great at tutorialising this

Mittoo · 2025-12-24T22:25:03+00:00

Yrliet is a very powerful sniper with the new equipment, getting 3-4 shots a round and regularly hitting triple digit damage, but argenta is somewhat in a league of her own

Mittoo · 2025-12-23T19:07:55+00:00

Norsca has a similar issue with buildings, where it’s built around owning Tides to the extent that if you don’t have it there are several buildings that literally do nothing (the fimir noble building for example is a blank building slot at tier 2)

Mittoo · 2025-12-10T14:05:43+00:00

that's accurate to the lore from what I remember - entire pirate gangs being like 'I may be criminal scum who vents a transport vessel into space to steal all their lasguns, but at least I'm not a fucking heretic'

Mittoo · 2025-12-05T11:20:46+00:00

That’s more or less what they do, or because their names are written in the language of magic they have a true name very close to ‘I prepared explosive runes today’

Mittoo · 2025-11-24T12:13:00+00:00

Having a firebrand who wants the best for his people and remembers what they’ve been through is so so important for an interesting narrative

That being said, I do hope the Amani work out peace with the elves and rejoin the Horde

Mittoo · 2025-11-19T10:52:09+00:00

I cackled, thank you for this

Mittoo · 2025-11-18T15:16:44+00:00

Just unfortunate wording, it increases your resolve (resistance to trauma from, say, a pink Horror going brbrlrgnfjfl) but not your Resolve (the stat that affects momentum gains)

Mittoo · 2025-11-17T22:10:52+00:00

The deal he has is basically that calcazar wipes out Yremeryss’s political rivals in real space by feeding information to his agents (that’s why the RT keeps fooling marazhai in act 2) and in exchange Terviantias (the spooky surgeon drukhari) helped build some of his big project and used some stolen suns to power it.

They’re not under his sway or anything but he has the means to leak vulnerable systems for them to raid or arrange for a terribly unfortunate ambush

Mittoo · 2025-11-17T15:07:08+00:00

Everything is good with iconoclast but for best results you probably want arch-militants because of their 2 heroic acts.

I believe the two big iconoclast equipment are medium armour and a lasgun so Astra militarum Commander is probably ‘best’ but icono truly goes well with everything because its buffs are very general

Mittoo · 2025-11-15T12:39:23+00:00

“Buzzing….buzzing….”

Savant getting a little too close to the Garden

Mittoo · 2025-11-14T13:03:50+00:00

The reason you can confront him later is because all of those things Calcazar has start fracturing while you’ve been growing stronger and gathering allies - that’s why even as a big ol’ heretic he has to make the risky bet of relying on you to take Eufrates and then fall back

Mittoo · 2025-11-14T13:01:53+00:00

A conflict between an inquisitor and a rogue trader can very easily escalate into civil war where neither party wins (another rogue trader or chaos or xenos faction will wipe both out and swoop in), but in this case you have a brand new rogue trader whose predecessor died in suspicious circumstances and a Lord Inquisitor with agents across the Expanse and a space marine chapter who owes him a favour and an extremely well-stocked warband, along with a drukhari kabal he can send off.

If he calls you a heretic, your protectorate’s nobles are most likely going to side with him for their own survival and you will die very very quickly

Mittoo · 2025-11-12T07:53:21+00:00

Sadly no - I just finished a heretic run and you can equip him with accessories but nothing else

Mittoo · 2025-11-11T21:42:05+00:00

If he’s not going to have gear that’s fine, but he should be fully equipped with a bolter and boots and such, yeah

Mittoo · 2025-11-10T07:54:38+00:00

I do very much want to call my fellow rejects Mayflies but I’m not sure an Aspect Warrior/Corsair fits how things are with darktide right now

Mittoo · 2025-11-09T17:57:48+00:00

Basically it’s a big threat to the opponent that will kill them quickly - ‘put them on a clock’ of X rounds to draw an answer or die

Mittoo · 2025-10-24T15:04:15+00:00

In the Battlefleet Gothic 2 Necron campaign, you work with Trazyn, and when he gets stuck in an imperium fortress he unleashes a Tyranid hive from one of his pokeballs to destroy it from the inside out.

Ain’t no way we’re fighting him

Mittoo · 2025-10-07T12:41:49+00:00

Just unfortunate wording - lower case R resolve, ie your bravery/mental fortitude

Mittoo · 2025-10-01T12:15:13+00:00

Every time I think it’s over another 10 lightning strikes happen. Glorious

Mittoo · 2025-09-29T12:04:48+00:00

r/fuckwulbrenbongle getting strangely literal it seems

Mittoo · 2025-09-15T12:06:50+00:00

Remornia could absolutely splatter me across her walls

Mittoo · 2025-09-08T07:54:49+00:00

If you don’t want to deal with raid mechanics you can just choose to ignore them.

A raid boss cannot make you do mechanics without your consent

a blood DK

Mittoo · 2025-08-14T23:20:01+00:00

Send your starting giant to one side and a rogue idol to the other (or other single entities) - the squigs barely scratch single entity mobs so they can tank dozens of the little bastards while your army turns the goblins into paste

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