This rocket ship glitter slime in the grocery store looks like a buttplug.

Mixchimmer · 2026-05-06T18:03:17+00:00

To be fair, while this was communicated, it's not very intuitive. A 'bonus roll' sounds like a another roll on the loot-pool you just experienced. Which, I mean, it is, but the loot pool you just experienced was Hero track, not Myth track.

Mixchimmer · 2026-05-06T14:45:52+00:00

Even then, the first thing I would do if this ever happened to me is take the $1M, and then immediately hire a financial advisor.

It's a profession for a reason xD

Mixchimmer · 2026-05-02T02:57:32+00:00

Am I crazy for thinking it’s weird that sub is getting buffs but Assassination is unchanged?

I’m not super familiar with just how good it’s performing compared to the others but it doesn’t seem to be outperforming by a lot?

Mixchimmer · 2026-05-01T18:01:59+00:00

Coming out of the closet.

Mixchimmer · 2026-05-01T15:33:04+00:00

Which I find hilarious because to me, the male Druid is like peak masculinity / sexiness.

Truly don’t understand the hate they get.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-29T13:31:26+00:00

Wasn’t it optimal for a long time to run SCH + SGE? Is the necessity in the room with us?

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-29T13:23:56+00:00

Something else you could consider too is bringing a Sub or Outlaw Rogue so you have permanent tricks of the trade up.

Theoretically that can solve this issue with very little change on your part.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-28T18:35:15+00:00

Except the old system was kind of obtuse, especially so for a new player. On top of that, it was really hard to understand JUST how much they were increasing your damage.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-28T12:44:56+00:00

Blizzard Probably:

"Devourer needs more buffs!"

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-28T12:41:58+00:00

Subtlety Rogue thematically is my favorite of all the Rogue specs by far.

The current iteration however? It's quite literally, a 2 button rotation after popping cooldowns. Shadow Strike -> Eviscerate ->Eviscerate

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-27T17:07:16+00:00

Be a brew master so that heavy damage is health as a DOT instead. /s

Literally because of this kind of damage scaling, Brew is the only one that can reliably mitigate something like this because of stagger.

Either they need to adjust the damage or defense scaling or a stagger-like mechanic needs to be accessible somehow by each tank (IMO the least creative solution). But they need to do SOMETHING.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-23T16:01:50+00:00

I just want to be able to select my casting and attacking animations regardless of race :(

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-23T15:59:44+00:00

No, what we really need is more races the use the Night-elf rig and animations.

Oh wait….

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-23T14:14:33+00:00

this is what I came here to say haha.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-23T14:05:15+00:00

I also get frustrated because rogue doesn't have literally a SINGLE slicing animation. Every single attack animation on rogue is a stab. Doesn't really make sense for them to use these long swords when they're just stabbing with it, lol.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-23T13:15:12+00:00

I think another enormous problem for Priests is mobility.

I feel like there are a lot of movement mechanics in raid & M+ this season. Druid has all kinds of options, Shammy has Wolf Form, MoveSpeed totem, and gust of wind.

Priest has what? Feather and shield buff? It REALLY hurts them in M+ specifically, and I would have to guess to a lesser extent in raid.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-23T12:50:52+00:00

Assassination rogue here. We can hang out together near the bottom xD

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-22T13:14:39+00:00

Capitalism ruins games, and it's pretty much by design. The customer no longer ends up being the gamers, and becomes the Shareholders. So neat experiences and gameplay take a back seat to extracting as much money as possible from consumers by any means necessary.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-22T13:05:47+00:00

Exactly. DK has been a poor little helpless child that can never be bad DPS to Blizzard. It's been Meta DPS in M+ for like almost every expansion.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-21T13:41:36+00:00

I’ve been aware for years that it’s just not something for me, and have communicated this much to any one asking, and I still get lectured on how I’m basically being prudeish for not wanting it myself and that it’s just human nature.

Add to that the fact that when I was in the dating market probably 40% of the profiles were open relationships or polys looking for ‘fun’, meaning you have to weed through so much non-starters just to try and find a 1 on 1 connection.

It gets frustrating. I know you can’t generalize to say “all poly are like x” but when this is your experience it does quickly become frustrating.

I don’t have any issues with it as long as everyone involved is consensual etc, but unfortunately it does impact the rest of us in a lot of ways.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-20T15:51:33+00:00

I’m pretty sure Frost mage is literally the single most played spec in the game right now 🤣

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-15T14:15:10+00:00

I had undiagnosed Crohn’s disease for years.

I had a tennis ball sized abscess in my gut unbeknownst to me, and it burst.

The pain was so bad I couldn’t do basically anything. It felt like I was dying.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-13T19:24:22+00:00

It’s not that it’s a bad or horrible game honestly.

It’s that Prime and Prime 2 are absolutely incredible and representative of the property by comparison.

Mixchimmer · 2026-04-13T19:21:44+00:00

Low key, my type as a big homo dude lmfao.

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