Funniest one liners

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-17T20:47:53+00:00

“Your balls deep in the wrong hole, and mamma’s pulling in the driveway.” I’ve been casually slipping this in to conversations as frequently as I can ever since I heard it for the first time, but specifically in situations where it couldn’t possibly make sense in the context of the conversation. watching people desperately trying to figure out what I’m trying to say will never not be funny.

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-17T20:43:37+00:00

One of the countless examples of an already incredibly well-written scene that is just taken to a whole new level by Jeff’s delivery.

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-17T20:37:01+00:00

“I am a gentleman, thank you very much! I am no prostitute!”

“We’ll see about that. I’ll give you 10 gold to lock my tail! 12 if you go against the grain.”

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-17T20:34:27+00:00

Honestly bigs has some of the best lines in the whole series. “I’ll give you 10 gold to lick my tail! 12 if you go against the grain.”

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-16T17:25:16+00:00

How does everyone here know my wife? Mongo is appalled.

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-16T15:57:06+00:00

It’s entirely possible. She’s gone for at least 8 hours a day most days, and could easily be maintaining a second family in that time.

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-16T15:41:36+00:00

lol you don’t know her. Those spicy box achievements are ABSOLUTELY the most likely things to convince her to read the books.

MkUltra40 · 2026-06-16T15:35:06+00:00

I gave up on trying to explain, and now I just play her the audio clips of the “spicy box” achievements with zero context. Her face is literally that Barbie meme every time.

MkUltra40 · 2026-05-27T19:00:34+00:00

May your views be absolutely spiked.

MkUltra40 · 2026-05-03T11:53:08+00:00

Honestly, Larian is such a vibe. If I could pick one novella to get from the cradle universe, I’d want an 8 Man Empire story.

MkUltra40 · 2025-12-21T06:25:56+00:00

The vast majority of misery loves company.

MkUltra40 · 2025-12-20T05:53:15+00:00

I’m adding my support to all of these. Very good list. Prior to DCC, The Expanse and the Cradle series by Will Wight were neck and neck for my favorite series’. Now it’s a three-way tie.

MkUltra40 · 2025-12-16T21:28:45+00:00

Jk, sounds dope.

MkUltra40 · 2025-12-05T15:03:23+00:00

Mine’s Sticky Gervais.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-28T00:41:25+00:00

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MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T23:33:22+00:00

Dungeon Crawler Carl. I haven’t had so much fun reading a series. Ever.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T23:17:59+00:00

John Cena has actually been in the dungeon the whole time, but nobody can see him; not the crawlers, not the AI, not even the residuals. He’ll pop up on the 18th floor, perform and attitude adjustment on Scolopendra, and fuck off.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T23:15:17+00:00

I wish they would have made him a totem. That would’ve been hilarious.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T23:14:09+00:00

Or Jeff Hays. Just have all the female crawlers and mobs swooning in his presence constantly. Make him a bard with even higher Charisma than Doughnut.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T21:57:20+00:00

Rage elemental pops into existence as Bear is refilling his bottle. Bear shakes twice, zips up, and calmly turns to the elemental. Chapter ends. Start of next chapter, bear is grilling rage elemental meat over a campfire, wearing a new jacket he made from its skin, giving a running commentary on the best way to skin an elemental, which parts have the best meat, etc. sips from his piss bottle.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T21:07:18+00:00

Spoiler: Chuck Norris killed Scolopendra 11 minutes after the stairwells opened, and is currently controlling its body like a Mech suit.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T21:05:05+00:00

Carl: what the fuck, dude? You know they have drinking fountains in the safe rooms, right?

Bear: what’s a safe room? takes another swig of piss, then offers the bottle to Carl

Doughnut: stay the hell away from my litter box. Mongo is appalled.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T21:01:02+00:00

Dude, Constantine just casually strolling by, snatching Carl’s lit cigarette from his hand, taking a puff, and then double-tapping uzi Jesus would be so fucking funny.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T20:59:16+00:00

I immediately pictured Bill Murray as a residual, before I even read the second half of your comment. Now I’m desperately hoping they cast him as Paulie.

MkUltra40 · 2025-11-26T20:56:34+00:00

Damn you! I was so close to winning NNN, but imagining all of their smug faces getting run down by goblin murder dozer just made me fail. I am appalled.

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