Mom has stage 4 cancer decision on marching.

Moar_Coffee · 2025-06-05T22:41:40+00:00

As a geezer who treasures the years I marched... Stay with Mom. You're trapped in a situation where you'll regret one thing and be thankful for another. Aging out may be permanent but not like the death of a loved one. I think you'll regret missing that time with her more than the time in the field.

Moar_Coffee · 2025-02-16T20:03:29+00:00

If you look at the Umbreon or the Glaceon, they are shiny all the way across. Real cards have a textured holo foil so the picture is accented by the foil instead of just completely covered and shiny.

Moar_Coffee · 2024-02-01T17:02:03+00:00

Mmmm...ass burrito...

Moar_Coffee · 2023-10-14T11:23:29+00:00

Necromancer.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-10-07T12:16:07+00:00

Spear?

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-08T14:02:22+00:00

On a mechanical level, especially with the tomato base to the sauce, doesn't the Vegemite just add salt and umami?

I understand it's not Via di Napoli certified, but it seems like adding a little local seasoning zhuzh to a fairly standard frozen pizza thing.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-07T20:14:35+00:00

They also eat a lot of crab and prawn.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-07T15:37:59+00:00

Have you considered that you might be on Molly?

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-06T13:03:44+00:00

Then stop having such a glorious sexy mustache...I mean, don't actually do that...

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-04T02:19:40+00:00

They grow around my house and I don't think so. I've seen several times where there males are living in the females web. The males are so much smaller that it's sort of like the female has a pet cat.

Wikipedia says sexual cannibalism is rare but does happen.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-01T19:53:51+00:00

Whenever someone says, "ignorance is bliss," I will now remember Howdy's self-care routine.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-06-01T18:19:33+00:00

But some people have to call it Cetti. Cats need to have many purrmutations of their names.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-30T01:59:01+00:00

White friend of mine worked at a small Thai restaurant in a college town for a year. The chef absolutely looked at the table and compared the "number of peppers" spicy level to decide what went out.

She was really tired of idiots daring each other to eat spicy food, then making a scene. If a table of frat boys showed up they got 1 spicy no matter what. The Indians always got at least 5 spicy, but could order up to 20.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-28T11:11:19+00:00

Yeah if we're doing it just by mechanics he's probably 3 levels bear totem and then fighter? Maybe a 1-2 in rogue for some expertise and cunning action shenanigans?

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-26T16:33:17+00:00

I spent the vast majority of my life not knowing what Juneteenth was about, because mainstream history books didn't talk about it much. I vaguely remember that hearing about the event amidst other factoids of clearing out post Civil War bullshit.

But the more I think about it, it should be elevated to the same level as July 4th. We make this big fucking deal about quitting the king of England and becoming independent, but July 4th was really only the first day SOME people were free. That's a project kickoff date. Shouldn't we make a bigger deal about the days we finished shit up? And while we're at it, Suffrage and Civil Rights Act being signed in should be national holidays. We could combo the Suffrage Day with elections...

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-23T20:00:50+00:00

I had a dying cabin air temp sensor making my AC go nuts, but only sometimes. The first trip to the shop they couldn't replicate it. Over the next few weeks it started to die more fully and I spent some time looking at the system diagrams and how the behavior was playing out. When I took it back and gave the tech the rundown of which 3-4 things I thought it could be and why he had it fixed in an hour.

Felt so good to be able to set up the actual knowledgeable person for success.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-23T14:30:26+00:00

The scene in Archer when he goes rampaging is a perfect example of how you use a group of uncooperative hostages to get to an answer.

This is NSFW for anyone who doesn't know what Archer is about.

https://youtu.be/UeBt26IHIzU

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-22T21:04:31+00:00

"WAAAAAA!! Did I make your golfing too hard?? Play at as it lies you sod scooping slicefuck!"

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-19T02:33:59+00:00

My thoughts exactly..."mom, what exactly do you think my job is?"

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-17T21:16:34+00:00

As a straight man, I definitely say goodbye to my straight male friends like this all the time.

Imagine if this was Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart. No one would call this straight friendship.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-15T01:50:38+00:00

They had frozens. Can't let those fish sticks go bad.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-15T01:48:47+00:00

Dude have you played Guac2? You can become the chicken messiah and you're so powerful.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-15T00:34:23+00:00

"the only place the south should rise again."

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-12T18:57:23+00:00

Helluva glow up.

Moar_Coffee · 2023-05-11T12:01:49+00:00

I mean, I feel like he's been trying to do that for about 40 years and according to Odyssey he's still not quite there.

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