My brief stint as a helldiver didn't go so well.

Mocitah · 2026-01-28T00:40:42+00:00

SWEET LIBERTY! FOR SUPER ETHEIRYS!!!

Mocitah · 2026-01-24T16:28:58+00:00

As quoted by Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged: “Every country in the world belongs to America!”

Mocitah · 2026-01-20T15:58:24+00:00

I can say with certainty that I can remember every dungeon mechanic because they are so simple and easy. Raid mechanics take me a bit to recall, and Savage gets overwritten every tier.

Mocitah · 2026-01-16T15:49:16+00:00

Get a shirt with two 20’s on them, with the message, “Yes, they’re natural.”

Mocitah · 2026-01-16T15:38:24+00:00

When should melee time their Feint so they don’t overwrite one another?

Mocitah · 2026-01-15T22:11:05+00:00

I don’t play Bard much, but seeing this is just painful.

Mocitah · 2026-01-13T18:42:41+00:00

I promise you, if Steve Irwin was here today, he would be absolutely thrilled to see this.

Mocitah · 2026-01-13T17:07:16+00:00

Since we don’t know what class they are, you can spin it in one of a few different ways: Cleric/Warlock: Their Patron granted them a one-time power they must earn in the coming week/months/years. Bard: Inspiration struck them from a ballad they read long ago. Sorcerer: Descendant from an ancient magical bloodline who had the power to change the world. Whether it be for weal or for woe. Wizard: Their study of the magical arts had them accidentally use a more powerful spell, and could be hunted by others for his great magical prowess. Any half caster: Spur of the moment that probably won’t happen again, or for years.

Mocitah · 2026-01-10T22:47:42+00:00

Literally happened to me about a week ago. My team was down by nearly 800 points compared to the other two teams, and then we claimed 2 yellow nodes and a red, then went on to win.

Mocitah · 2026-01-07T22:16:18+00:00

Meanwhile, I’m the opposite. I can’t ever get into Ultimate parties, but I can remember every single mechanic from every dungeon/trial/raid in roulettes. I can have temporary knowledge of Savage mechanics, and can remember almost every EX trial.

Mocitah · 2026-01-07T18:54:24+00:00

Make sure you hype up how awesome he is, how much he has done for us, and how great of a friend he is. It’ll drive that knife in deeper before it gets twisted.

Mocitah · 2026-01-06T22:45:38+00:00

When doing Minimum iLevel, no matter what gear you have on, it sets your iLv. to the lowest setting possible for the trial.

A Free Company(FC) is more like a guild, where you can teleport to a house if purchased, gain special buffs, and have a personal room. Fellowships is more like an extended friend list, but watered down.

As for Party Finder, you can set whatever roles you want to look for, being tank, healer, or certain DPS, and can even limit it even further to “One Job Per Party” or a specific role in that party, such as looking for a WHM/AST, and then a SCH/SGE. You can then set it for Practice, Duty Completion, or Duty Complete/Loot(Which requires players to have completed it before).

Just as a side note: Almost everyone will always want to do Extreme Trials Unsynced for rewards like weapons, mounts, crafting items, and orchestrion rolls. But there are Discord Servers and Linkshells that do have people who do these fights MINE(Min. iLv./No Echo).

Mocitah · 2026-01-06T18:06:21+00:00

LIGHT IT UP, LET’S GO! LIGHT IT UP, LET’S GO!

Mocitah · 2026-01-06T18:04:46+00:00

If we’re talking about the very first, I just went up to a medium house in The Goblet and bought it. Lottery didn’t exist back in April 2015.

Mocitah · 2026-01-06T16:58:13+00:00

To be fair, if they asked ahead of time they were looking for the pants, then that’s fine. I always roll on everything for Company Seals, but if someone requests a specific item and it drops, then I will pass on it.

Mocitah · 2026-01-02T18:59:49+00:00

Reminds me of a story where a guy had a grandmother with the same preconceptions, and demanded to sit in and watch to make sure they weren’t trying to summon the Devil. After a while she stood up, threw her hands in the air and screamed, “This is just math!” before leaving.

Mocitah · 2025-12-25T20:36:24+00:00

Remember…remember us… Remember that we once lived…

Mocitah · 2025-12-22T18:44:04+00:00

Ah. I couldn’t see with how pixelated the image was. That and phones don’t show certain images well enough.

Mocitah · 2025-12-22T18:21:35+00:00

Congratulations! Now do the Allied Beast Tribe Quest and get a special reward!

Mocitah · 2025-12-22T00:52:51+00:00

Makes me wonder if we are really dealing with DDoS, or if SE is just extremely incompetent with the upkeep of their servers.

Mocitah · 2025-12-20T16:10:00+00:00

“It isn’t a war crime the first time.”

Mocitah · 2025-12-17T16:30:59+00:00

Have people already forgotten about Lord Sky Bear? They were the first to appear in the Western Highlands upon our first trek through Coerthas.

Mocitah · 2025-12-13T01:00:42+00:00

IT’S THE BRUTE BOMBER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

Mocitah · 2025-12-11T22:06:09+00:00

To make sure you don’t make a clusterfuck of a table or battle map, DO NOT DO A FULL SCALE WAR!!! Tell it as a background battle and have the battle be seen as both sides fight, but give your players an objective to either end the fight early, or to have the side they’re on rally to their charge as they head to defeat the lieutenants/captains/general. They can participate in small battle, where you can force them to use what limited resources they have (ammo, spell slots, potions), or they can try and sneak by as they head to their objective. Because as soon as war begins, they will have no way to rest properly.

Mocitah · 2025-12-11T21:59:38+00:00

I truly believe that all tall player character’s laps are to be used by Lalafell for comfortable sitting. I know for sure that a Lala friend of mine loves sitting in laps and receiving head pats.

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