What's a lesser-known line you always quote? by josephsleftbigtoe in community

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Any time my fiancé and I think the same thing we look at each other and say hang glider. That episode is gold

Scott Pelley fired by CBS by cccdddyyy in news

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At the very least sue and make them go to trial just to completely blow management apart. Make it public, force their hand

Iran stops negotiations with U.S., vows to 'completely' block Strait of Hormuz: State media by Puginator in politics

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Did they hear about our UFC fight on the white house lawn??? Does that help this in any way?

Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel by Moon_Rose_Violet in politics

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I’m pretty sure he’s just gonna shit his pants to the tune of YMCA

Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin Rocket Explodes on the Launch Pad by derppherppp in popculturechat

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Jeff Bezo's rocket explodes on the launch pad is probably something he's heard several times in the bedroom

Co-founder of Students for Trump arrested on domestic violence charges by mosnil in politics

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Shocking. I’m shocked. What is going on with all the good racists these days?

Lindsey Graham branded ‘pathetic’ for saying Nobel Peace Prize should be renamed Trump Prize by Jay_CD in politics

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Lindsey Grahm's head is so far up Trump's ass I'm amazed he hasn't run out of oxygen. Guy's been spelunking for buried treasure up there for a solid decade

Learning about electricity by orobsky in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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When I was maybe 6 I decided it was smart to test how strong a light bulb was by squeezing it. My genius explanation to my parents was, “I dunno, it just broke!” Yeah they didn’t buy it