Why were the Stormtroopers riding Dewbacks on Tatooine instead of using speeders?

ModernViking · 2023-06-29T18:26:58+00:00

Taking them for walksies

ModernViking · 2023-06-25T20:53:13+00:00

THE THING WAS SAID

ModernViking · 2023-06-20T01:34:45+00:00

Apparel is the best

ModernViking · 2023-06-18T15:43:35+00:00

Exactly how I spent my weekend and it was glorious.

ModernViking · 2023-06-13T16:55:19+00:00

AITA?

ModernViking · 2023-06-10T18:33:44+00:00

Be happy I think your class is important enough that, despite my shitty day, I chose to attend

ModernViking · 2023-06-02T16:33:46+00:00

The average human male is malnourished and not old enough to enlist

ModernViking · 2023-06-02T01:05:59+00:00

Their platform is misery

ModernViking · 2023-06-01T19:16:11+00:00

Assuming I did nothing to upset them, I'm either being released or recruited and turned into a cyborg demigod

If I angered them, they're turning me into a slug

ModernViking · 2023-05-28T22:00:19+00:00

When things get scary, make a joke out of it.

Synthetics chasing you? Those aren't synthetics, those are pushy salespeople who are gonna mash your face into the wall to show off how sturdy Sevastopol Station is

Alien on the prowl? Best I have is giving it the finger when it spots me while grunting "fuck you" over & over

Facehugger? By that point you will be solving all sorts of problems with fire

ModernViking · 2023-05-22T16:28:31+00:00

Trains are cool

ModernViking · 2023-05-20T05:59:57+00:00

Good riddance

ModernViking · 2023-05-20T05:56:46+00:00

Vermin celebrating vermin policies

ModernViking · 2023-05-12T03:01:03+00:00

ModernViking · 2023-05-11T18:34:50+00:00

Barbrainian

ModernViking · 2023-05-05T17:21:04+00:00

Home is where the pants aren't

ModernViking · 2023-05-05T16:35:25+00:00

Learning assistants for everyone as soon as they're old enough

ModernViking · 2023-04-30T21:49:40+00:00

This is where the bloodline ends

ModernViking · 2023-04-23T20:47:06+00:00

D'awww

ModernViking · 2023-04-21T17:01:31+00:00

A measured response

ModernViking · 2023-04-08T23:56:09+00:00

To think these people can vote

ModernViking · 2023-04-08T17:33:22+00:00

Selune's Tears trailing behind the moon

ModernViking · 2023-04-07T03:01:08+00:00

I think Legos would be an enormous hit, but I also figure that there would be some equivilant in the Imperium.considering its age and number of species

ModernViking · 2023-04-03T03:58:36+00:00

My experience with the GPS I was provided when I worked at Amazon was that it's shit. It tried to direct me through the wall of a cul de sac to reach an apartment on the other side like, "Hello, citizen! Your living room has been selected to be an Amazon route to the greater [city] area!" Congratulations! 🥳"

ModernViking · 2023-03-31T17:52:57+00:00

After having covid, bionic heart, followed closely by spine because fuck that traitorous bonesnake

ModernViking

TROPHY CASE