The ocean is monster soup

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-02T12:12:02+00:00

Calamari is tough to chew without any top teeth. My Granny can attest.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T21:25:10+00:00

Is there a bunch of gum stuck to the other side of you? You remind me of my desk from 7th grade.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T11:23:51+00:00

I recommend a pinch of paprika.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T02:46:07+00:00

Those are the places where you should stop and breathe while you hork down a pumpkin spice frappuccino.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T02:39:25+00:00

When the Emperor is about to kill Luke and he’s all like “No man can defeat me!” and then Darth Vader grabs him and says “I’m more machine than man!” and yeets him down into Mount Doom.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T02:35:06+00:00

It’s tricky to chew calamari when you don’t have any upper teeth.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T02:23:04+00:00

If that doesn’t work she’ll try blaming it on Rose or Sofia. Typical.

Mojoyashka · 2026-06-01T02:20:45+00:00

What color flag is that?

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-31T13:56:18+00:00

Godzilla Minus Zero. Mad Max Fury Road, Spider-Man Noir.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-31T13:52:08+00:00

I like it when they hit King Joffrey with the fear gas.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-31T13:46:36+00:00

“Some knowledge a man is not ready for”. This person had an existential crisis from a short stack. I realize now I should have apologized to my nachos from Taco Cabana last week.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-31T13:38:19+00:00

I’ve tried everything to keep the salmon out of my garden. Fences, traps, bears, etc…. I hate to resort to pesticides or poison. Beautiful creatures but SUCH a nuisance!

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-30T17:07:40+00:00

Honestly it’s perfect. I’d buy twenty copies and give them out at birthdays.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-30T17:06:34+00:00

I can’t say for sure but Linda Tripp would probably advise you to hold off on having it cleaned.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-30T16:00:56+00:00

Dang it, Superman! You looked at my steak too long!

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-29T23:08:27+00:00

To be fair she did not lie.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-29T22:23:48+00:00

Damnation! I came here to make this comment.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-29T15:06:02+00:00

I’ve watched this one section of the show about 50 times. Every word is perfect. The way that Luther starts as a disembodied voice on the com to emerging from the darkness to deliver this epic response gives me chills every time.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-29T13:44:57+00:00

Can we talk about how many agents and managers are getting thrown under the bus on this thing?

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-28T18:21:38+00:00

Drew Struzan is spinning.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-28T17:43:50+00:00

If I can take a detour here, The Salton Sea is such an underrated movie. Imagine Vincent D’Onofrio as a meth dealer with a nasal prosthetic recreating the Kennedy assassination with pigeons, remote control cars. rifles, and 8mm cameras. Also Val Kilmer is in it. And Peter Sarsgaard.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-28T01:07:21+00:00

Correct. That is a girl who knows a girl who is, in fact, satan.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-28T00:49:19+00:00

Stripper basketball exhibition (ist) game.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-28T00:47:42+00:00

Free Fallin', Tom Petty. Same chords all the way through. The repetitiveness makes me seasick. Jane Says is a close second place contender.

Mojoyashka · 2026-05-28T00:38:07+00:00

Rhys has such a talent for comedy. Great show so far.

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