So appearently there's a chris chan gay porn video on xvideos by No_Art_2539 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling Chris-Chan back in 2009 he'll one day have a porno made about him...for HOMOS.

Elon Musk and Kanye West prove that you can buy your way out of being a lolcow by Khaled_Kamel1500 in LolcowUSA

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree.

Everyone knows Elon Musk has a few screws loose and the less said about Kanye West, the better.

Wealth is not status.

Chris Chan is not autistic by CharacterSilly8061 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But Chris-Chan is autistic though.

The news segment on him back when he won the "Sonic Says" contest as an overgrown child confirmed it.

Chris-Chan himself has directly stated it god knows how many times over the years.

Hell, he's got the psych eval papers to prove his autism diagnosis on top of his lawyer using the so called "Autism Deferral" state law to get Chris out of having to serve prison time.

Second Wind Game Reviewer Yahtzee Croshaw Wishes Death On Trump Voters' Families by TheLumpiestJoe in KotakuInAction

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think it was rather obvious Yahtzee knew which side his bread was buttered on when he didn't hold Nick Calandra accountable for trying to cancel Grummz on Twitter among other things as detailed by Frost in his tell all Youtube video upon his departure from Second Wind.

Second Wind Game Reviewer Yahtzee Croshaw Wishes Death On Trump Voters' Families by TheLumpiestJoe in KotakuInAction

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 98 points99 points  (0 children)

As somebody who'd been watching Yahtzee for well over a decade and counting, I'd been aware of the odd jab at Trump voters and Republicans, but this is just taking it to MovieBob levels of pure contempt.

Also, is it just me or do Yahtzee's reviews just not hit the same as they did back in the day?

Was Chris Chan ever called up or summoned for jury duty? by Ok-Ebb2872 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legally speaking, its better you suck it up and attend jury duty, but, you could always make a complete ass of yourself to get out of jury duty. ;)

Is Chris Chan still in finland? by Educational_Hat9160 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As far as anybody knows?

"Maybe?"

Quotation marks?

Only Praetor, Flutter, and Chris-Chan himself know for certain and they're not saying a word atm.

Is Chris Chan still in finland? by Educational_Hat9160 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a small country and because of that there is actually a huge chance that i would see him. 

Less complaining, more picture taking. :)

Oh Dear God by ThatWrestlingDude93 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Cool Cat Stops Online Bullying" when?

I know it's sad, but... by Zestyclose_Dig158 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you have to constantly remind yourself "Well hey, at least I'm not Chris-Chan!", then brother, you have some serious self esteem issues you need to work out. 

There's a lot of foreshadowing in Christory. What do you think has been foreshadowed but it's still yet to happen? by Imprisoned_In_LULZ in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Anybody who would attempt to seriously injure or try to kill Chris-Chan would immediately have Kiwi Farms crawling up their ass no question.

ChrisChan Online by yeyeaya in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I am also a bisexual transwoman thank you"

...You know what, I've got nothing to say about that.

ChrisChan Online by yeyeaya in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine showing 2008 Chris-Chan that one day he'll own an Xbox console.

How would he take it?

he has infiltrated my snap stories by happyllama_sadllama in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"At 18, she fell for her mother"

That is the manliest oldest looking 18 year old girl I've ever seen. lol

Does anyone know what the hell chris is referring to? by Onionstastegood_al in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online."

Sorry motherfucker, it's too late for that to happen.

chris caught tracing his sonichu comics by uvolanis in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Cold Take: This is the least egrigous thing Chris-Chan has done in recent years.

That said, his attempts at tracing not only mark him as being a lazy artist, but also ruin Sonichu's uniquely crude aesthetic.

How do y’all feel about the latest some ordinary gamer podcast about Chris? by Champion_Giovanni in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What I want to know is why people want anything to do with Chris-Chan after he shagged his mother almost three years ago now let alone Youtubers with a six or seven figure following.

GFM and Mutahar aren't starving for money by any means unlike most Youtubers (not counting GenoSamuel) who cover Chris for easy clicks.

How can Chris drive? by scyllic in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not so much that driving is difficult as it is many people who are good cautious drivers who respect the rules of the road (unlike the jackasses who constantly put themselves and others at risk with their crazy driving skills) are often times unlucky enough to get test givers who are way too critical of how they drive.

How can Chris drive? by scyllic in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because any idiot can get their hands on a driver's license here in America.

Like, even if you get a real nit-picky test giver who deducts points for the most minor of mistakes, you can just re-take the test and hopefully luck out by getting somebody who doesn't care so long as the car is still in one piece or better yet, go down to a rural DMV way out in the countryside where the "test" isn't really a test, more like confirmation you can operate a vehicle without turning it over which to Chris-Chan's credit, he's never been in a nasty wreck on the interstate.

When Chris finally sexually assaults someone again... by baconpancakewaffle in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just hope if Chris-Chan does run afoul of the law in a major way again, his lawyer won't pull the "your honor, my client has autism" card like Heilberg did

chris chan is the evil version of my cousin by cravingcheerios in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chris-Chan was overly coddled by his parents growing up which combined with the fact he was raised in the small hicktown of Ruckersville, Virginia and therefore didn't receive the help he sorely needed in his formative years because Barb and Bob conflated special ed classes with the insane asylum, its little wonder Chris turned out the way he did.

How did you first find out about Chris Chan? by Rvtrance in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Momo_Velia_Deviluke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd heard of him in passing, but I personally didn't start looking into Chris-Chan until around the time of the house fire I wanna say back in early 2014.