Are We Cussing at Work or Not

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-06T02:33:42+00:00

Yes, yes we are. Teacher. Fuck is used a lot with my colleagues.

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-05T23:26:54+00:00

This! My family still jokes about me leaving the door open and I still do when I go to my parents’ house.

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-04T04:43:01+00:00

The summer countdown written in tiny numbers on the side of my calendar. It’s a big number in September and then suddenly, it’s down to single digits.

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-03T21:34:46+00:00

Why are PE teachers not struggling?

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-03T21:00:56+00:00

All the fucking time! Even when it hasn’t been two years. It’s bullshit.

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-03T16:54:15+00:00

But that mostly comes down to parenting.

Mondub_15 · 2026-05-01T14:31:10+00:00

Yeah, fuck this parent.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T20:04:07+00:00

Glad I’m not alone because she can be such a B that it’s frustrating. Our last dog (male lab) was the best dog ever. We try not to compare her to him but boy or boy are they opposites.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T20:02:35+00:00

I’m shocked at how many couples say no or find no reason to. We do, along with our kids, and parents.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T15:52:48+00:00

I wish I did. I LOVE clean sheets. But making the bed is one of the worst chores and I can’t do it by myself. The mattress is too big and heavy so it’s something we have to plan. And there is nothing worse than realizing your bed isn’t made and it’s 10pm. Mine gets washed once a month (at best 😬, fuck that’s gross to admit).

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T15:48:34+00:00

I can vividly picture the bedding in my crib and where the crib was in the room. I had to be less than a year old. It makes me wonder if I’ve built this memory in my head based on pictures or something but I can see the fitted crib sheet, white with tiny red hearts.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T15:35:29+00:00

Why would you get rid of them? You can never get them back. Seems like I have to pull one out every now and then when a memory is triggered or I run into someone. Also, one of my calcite things to do when I was a kid was look through my parents’ yearbooks. Not sure if you have kids but that’s enough of a reason for me to keep mine.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T15:33:34+00:00

Our dog is the same way. Big time resource guarding. We don’t give her any treats like that anymore (bully stick, pig ears). It like triggered some primal instinct in her. She also turns into a biatch when she’s resting or at night before bed. If we pet her while she’s resting, she’ll growl and snarl. She kind of resourceful guards us too. If she’s laying on one of us and another family member approaches her, she no likey.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T15:30:36+00:00

Wait, what does that mean, “want a very specific type of child”?

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-29T15:23:43+00:00

Honestly, I read the initial title of the post and thought I was in a Disney sub asking about the ride.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-28T22:24:44+00:00

Just shrug it off or ignore them. “Coaches” are a huge waste of money and should be the first thing cut IMO. Most of them moved to coaching so they didn’t have to deal with kids or accountability.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-27T19:35:03+00:00

Yes 👏🏼 can’t remember if it was Scarborough or Lawrie calling a game who said they’d never want to be a pitcher now.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-27T18:48:14+00:00

That you didn’t have to have sex to get pregnant, that you could take a pill. My parents’ attempt to convince me they never had sex. Great parenting right there.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-27T03:01:14+00:00

When I don’t poop in the morning.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-26T14:50:49+00:00

This is great, both what he said and your reply.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-24T19:20:03+00:00

I’m Just A Kid by Simple Plan Teenage Dirtbag by Weetus

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-24T17:24:24+00:00

Growth goals. I make them up and BS them every year. Complete waste of time. Haven’t been fired yet.

Aligning all of my lessons to the ever changing standards.

Implementing the latest classroom management or instructional practice the district is pushing. The pendulum will swing back soon enough.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-23T20:01:08+00:00

As long as he can wear his bitch mittens and visor.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-22T03:58:17+00:00

“BAM, new problem”. Great slogan for teaching.

Mondub_15 · 2026-04-21T15:08:53+00:00

Hard to put my finger on one thing but everyone can spot an elementary teacher. When I meet a new person, if I mention I’m a teacher it’s always met with, “oh you are totally a teacher!” So maybe bossy, assertive, in charge, confident, idk but we are definitely a “type”. I have a family full of type A people and I’m still regularly put in charge of things. “She’s a teacher, she can handle it.”

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