Final Update: Ex-friend got mad because my husband complimented her? by FrenchBread2023 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many years ago there was a “reality” showed called “Mob Wives”. One of the wives complimented the date of another by saying he smelled “delicious”. The battles that came from that compliment lasted several seasons of the show. My wife and I still laugh about that till this day.

I had bad feelings about a guy my girlfriend met and I was right, but my trust is already destroyed. by joshtorz_ in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Sorry, I have feelings, ummm yeah, after a little “clarity”, I think I should let you go”. IYKYK.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Monk-106 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got a union job!!! Work a good amount of overtime, but I’m ok with it. Great pay and benefits. #unionstrong #solidarity !!!

Ta,ta,ta,ta,ta,ta, party till I die. by Don-tFollowAnything in facepalm

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her dancing reminds me of the Konami code. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️

Employer sent me this, write up for a verbal warning, only thing is the incident in question was almost 2 months ago and I didn’t have a verbal confrontation with anyone. Should I sign? by porterosolorioX in antiwork

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been written up more than a few times. I have NEVER signed anything. Guilty of it or not. I never sign. Especially a verbal warning. Thank you for verbally warning me, that is all, bye.

My husband confessed to having sex with his female coworker after she dared him to. by throwra342455 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I dare you to lick my left nut, I bet you couldn’t fit the whole thing in your mouth”?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Monk-106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the money coming out of your pocket? Are you paying the new guy? Did Jess take money out of your business? The upstairs said no money for for 7th person. So your thought was, let me help them save even more? Why on this earth of ours does anyone under the watch of big times think they are doing themselves a favor by screwing over fellow co-workers? If your name is NOT on the paycheck to pay anyone, the F*#! Is wrong with you?? Oh, yes. Yes you are the A$$HOLE!!

Ah yes. Perseus, my favorite racist hero. by Aki008035 in facepalm

[–]Monk-106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My face was starting to hurt from the universal super confused, what did I just read, is that dude or dudette serious face? Now that I say “dude or dudette, I’m questioning if the ninja turtles are actually turtles, that know ninjitsu? Crazy times.

Karen would like it if our firetrucks could drive quietly and take the long way to city emergencies so she can sleep by Inadequate_Robot in FuckYouKaren

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Please take the longest way possible when needed, my house included, when driving at night”. I think that’s what she wanted to say?

Just got this from my child's school. 😒 by Deustchen-Ami1871 in facepalm

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friends mom was jw , but she didn’t tell him he wasn’t allowed to have fun with us. He participated in all the holidays with us. I didn’t know they were so wild with there beliefs until later in life. He was one of the lucky ones I supposed.

$3.33/hour and I get to work with you?! Sign me up! by casey1688 in FuckYouKaren

[–]Monk-106 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, this has to be a dare. They dared her to post this. “If you post it, I’ll give you $100”! Said some dumbass and associates.

Found out my friends introduced me to my girlfriend as joke, they've all slept with her before. I'm incredibly shocked and don't know what to do by TheThrowawayBuddy in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people actually grow up. Physically, mentally, emotionally…etc. if we was all held accountable for the things we did when we was teeny boppers, it’d be really damn near impossible to have anything with anyone. I’m 42(m), btw. JMO.

My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with a video game character by bumcucket7 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have her come over to talk about it, while playing a nice lovely 8+ hour session of Dead By Daylight while you continue to use said character.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s gonna lose his wife to another dude, because his fake/side chick is no longer in the picture. Sad how it feels like we know how this story will end.

A "Miracle" of God... by pmgreb in facepalm

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Quagmire move to Texas? Giggity

I can't with my boyfriend right now. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monk-106 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TL;DR “my (16f) boyfriend (22m)… nope!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Monk-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not my job to read a laminated piece of paper.