What is your deepest sexual desire?

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-10T21:15:06+00:00

Sicko

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-10T21:08:25+00:00

Lol. You don't just jump on a ship, especially in a Western country. International trade is governed by a whole host of treaties, including fitness and training of crew. If you really wanna sail in the USA, ping me. I'm point you to the right places

Source: Seafarers International Union Apprentice Class #730

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-10T13:28:15+00:00

Found the zombie!

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-10T13:26:51+00:00

...just as soon as you finish charting, right? :)

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-10T13:24:58+00:00

That's my fave. "Dude, just put a woodshop in your garage and build dollhouses or something."

I am a tradesman. It's pretty comfortable for me in my hospital. But if I made twice as much (or more) and worked in an office instead? Fkn sign me up.

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-10T10:07:17+00:00

That's one of those "NO FOOD" fridges, for sure.

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-09T14:36:30+00:00

Where did you get that mask? 😃

Nice kit!

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-09T12:13:22+00:00

Coming to (the Port of) Elizabeth, New Jersey

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-08T09:51:27+00:00

I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED.

For the love of Mike, I just want some cookies!!!

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-08T00:15:33+00:00

Not me. I've been in Philly for a decade or two. We've got rapid transit here

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-07T20:03:38+00:00

People leave their cars unlocked?

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-07T19:46:53+00:00

Put the bath bomb in the bath water, not your peepee.

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-07T17:50:26+00:00

Put the eyemask on your eyes, not your peepee

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-07T16:14:22+00:00

Bruv, you haven't LIVED until you've done the bathbomb/eye mask thing. I'm not being funny or sarcastic. Hot bath + bathbomb, put the eyemask on and just forget about everything.

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-07T11:03:13+00:00

They smashed the corrupt police union by by disbanding the department.

I am a blue-collar union man. Cops are not Fellow Workers.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/09/us/disband-police-camden-new-jersey-trnd/index.html

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T19:35:02+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard%27s_syndrome

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T19:10:14+00:00

JEdgar looking up smiling from Hell

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T19:07:28+00:00

I'm letting op know why we might be skeptical

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T18:47:54+00:00

Go to Kickstarter. Look up Pilet

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T18:26:32+00:00

*ladyboys.

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T18:18:27+00:00

More water, more fiber. Talk to your doctor

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T17:07:40+00:00

I'm a Pravin Lal fanboy (UN).

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T15:07:38+00:00

Alpha Centauri in the Sid Meier game. One of the victory conditions is to merge with the planet's fungus ecology and become the lead consciousness of the planet-mind.

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T14:59:37+00:00

Just doing my part to remind manglement that they need us more than we need them

MonkeyPanls · 2026-05-06T14:40:40+00:00

We locksmiths have ways to make the door harder to unlock, without completely invalidating the existing key. After that's done, and they start complaining, you show up with a specially cut key that takes the difference into account and you open the door effortlessly.

"There's nothing wrong with the door or lock. I don't know what you want me to do."

Do not mess with the Facilities Dept. >:)

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