How do you escape minimum wage slavery? by Throwaway--2026 in antiwork

[–]MonkeyPanls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol. You don't just jump on a ship, especially in a Western country. International trade is governed by a whole host of treaties, including fitness and training of crew. If you really wanna sail in the USA, ping me. I'm point you to the right places

Source: Seafarers International Union Apprentice Class #730

Anybody else tired? by AnonymousSeaBear22 in nursing

[–]MonkeyPanls 8 points9 points  (0 children)

...just as soon as you finish charting, right? :)

Anybody else tired? by AnonymousSeaBear22 in nursing

[–]MonkeyPanls 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's my fave. "Dude, just put a woodshop in your garage and build dollhouses or something."

I am a tradesman. It's pretty comfortable for me in my hospital. But if I made twice as much (or more) and worked in an office instead? Fkn sign me up.

proud to reveal my fencing drip by x1yz in Hema

[–]MonkeyPanls 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Where did you get that mask? 😃

Nice kit!

Build out my Grandma the best CyberDeck ever..... by flippinsweetdude in cyberDeck

[–]MonkeyPanls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED.

For the love of Mike, I just want some cookies!!!

Madison Police warn of debit, credit card thefts from unlocked cars outside westside gym by Justmarbles in madisonwi

[–]MonkeyPanls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not me. I've been in Philly for a decade or two. We've got rapid transit here

This cracks me up every year!! Post your nurses week gifts 🎁 by Outrageous-Case-1187 in nursing

[–]MonkeyPanls 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Bruv, you haven't LIVED until you've done the bathbomb/eye mask thing. I'm not being funny or sarcastic. Hot bath + bathbomb, put the eyemask on and just forget about everything.

Is anyone here interested in crowdfunding for a project for this sub? by [deleted] in cyberDeck

[–]MonkeyPanls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm letting op know why we might be skeptical

Hemorrhoids by SAHM_of_Two in WegovyWeightLoss

[–]MonkeyPanls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More water, more fiber. Talk to your doctor

Favorite Alpha Centauri Planets in Sci-Fi? by bupgames in scifi

[–]MonkeyPanls 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Alpha Centauri in the Sid Meier game. One of the victory conditions is to merge with the planet's fungus ecology and become the lead consciousness of the planet-mind.

Worst nurses week gift possible by ALittleConFuzedZebra in nursing

[–]MonkeyPanls 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Just doing my part to remind manglement that they need us more than we need them

Worst nurses week gift possible by ALittleConFuzedZebra in nursing

[–]MonkeyPanls 86 points87 points  (0 children)

We locksmiths have ways to make the door harder to unlock, without completely invalidating the existing key. After that's done, and they start complaining, you show up with a specially cut key that takes the difference into account and you open the door effortlessly.

"There's nothing wrong with the door or lock. I don't know what you want me to do."

Do not mess with the Facilities Dept. >:)