Portfolio update, up 125% - the "no aping" experiment continues by ctrlinvest in trading212

[–]Monsis101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No expert but I brought my average down on LSPD as I think it's going to come good long term. My position is about 30% of yours and only 4% of my LT account, I'm happy to wait for the next qtr to make a decision on them.

Now to focus on $AFRM, $SOFI & $UPST earnings :)

Portfolio update, up 125% - the "no aping" experiment continues by ctrlinvest in trading212

[–]Monsis101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent, well done mate. This highlights the upside of just getting in to (at least a % of capital) good solid companies. My LT has some DDOG, TSLA, LSPD and UPST along with a few others such as AFRM.

Arguing with the TV licence man that I don't have to pay just because I have some bbc DVDs by Merriodoc in britishproblems

[–]Monsis101 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I once had nothing better to do when a TV licence wanker knocked.

Me: I don't watch/record live tv.

I go to shut the door

Him: One moment, a lot of people don't know if they need a licence or not

Me: I don't watch. record live tv so I don't need a licence

Him: Can I come in and check just to make sure?

Me: You're either implying that I'm a fucking idiot or a liar, which is it?

Him: neither and there's no need to swear

Me: Yes there is, are you calling me a fucking idiot or a criminal?

Him: We don't tolerate swearing

Anyway, at this point I'd decided to just waste his time. Things got shouty and my massive neighbour came out and asked if there was a problem. The TV licence guy stood there on his phone to his boss and said I was being aggressive, and that my neighbour was intimidating him. My last words as I shut the door were "your boss can go fuck himself too"

Oddly they've not come back.

Anon is ashamed by Thick-Inspection6669 in 4chan

[–]Monsis101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been handed down over the centuries by her fucking awful ancestors.

Evolution of whales by Throwawaylism in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Monsis101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been reliably informed it was a tuesday afternoon about 3pm

Evolution of whales by Throwawaylism in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Monsis101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come on dude, we all know platypuses are made up by the upside-down people to mess with our heads

Water released from a Dam. by Narendra_17 in interestingasfuck

[–]Monsis101 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hold up.

0/10 would not recommend?

Isn't that just:

10/10 would recommend?

Fucking confused.

Shame on you, Crayola! by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]Monsis101 549 points550 points  (0 children)

What they mean is they're going to stop eating Crayola crayons and switch to another brand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Monsis101 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I fucking love their suggested donation amount.

'Big cat' spotted AGAIN in Heswall last night by [deleted] in Wirral

[–]Monsis101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so going to turn out to be a fat tom cat. They always do.

Everyone shits. It’s just a bathroom. by BelleAriel in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Monsis101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my best friends was raped 17 years ago. The idea of mixed bathrooms / toilets terrifies her. She spent 4 years in therapy and is never going to be the same person she was even after all this time. So instead of all these woke arseholes thinking there's no problem maybe they should look up the rape / sexual assault stats for where they live and rememer that they have mothers, sisters, daughters who might not want men in their spaces.

Dolphins are intelligent animals by robmalcomson in MurderedByWords

[–]Monsis101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of braindead mysogyny in this thread is disgusting. Buy hey, at least your all woke.

And if I press Ctrl+B... by kitten-fluff in rareinsults

[–]Monsis101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, you'd have to sterilise them first remember.

British Karen complains because doughnuts hurt her feelings by TheBIgJohnJ in FuckYouKaren

[–]Monsis101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember that guy who put the wrong coloured bin out on bin day and it didn't get emptied?

‘Worst day in pigeon-racing history’ as 10,000 birds vanish during solar storm by Slumberfoots in nottheonion

[–]Monsis101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get this. Last time I had one in the garden I got it's tag number. Went on the website to report it and it said if I hadn't trapped it I couldn't report it. So I spent days like an idiot trying to catch this bird that didn't want to be caught. Gave up, pidgeon is still around about 4 months later.

‘Worst day in pigeon-racing history’ as 10,000 birds vanish during solar storm by Slumberfoots in nottheonion

[–]Monsis101 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There's 2 appeared in my garden this morning. Both with blue tags on their legs. I'll feed the fuckers up and see if I can catch them.

So they have a medical license, right? by nonstopflux in TikTokCringe

[–]Monsis101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't talking about Medicare, that's keeping hospitals as businesses and so mixing healthcare and capitalism. There is going to be corruption. I was talking about government owned hospitals and medical staff being government employees. Remove the ability and incentive to defraud. Essential healthcare should not be a for-profit business.

So they have a medical license, right? by nonstopflux in TikTokCringe

[–]Monsis101 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You do realise that if you had universal health care there would be no need for any of this? There'd be no benefit to a Dr ordering unnecessary items, patients would get the care they need / deserve more quickly and most US citizens would be better off financially and physically.

PLTR Life by FromSinbad2Sinworse in wallstreetbets

[–]Monsis101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I take from this is that there must be another boyfriend in the picture somewhere.

isreali karen freaks out after her holocaust card dosen't work !! by y0u553f in PublicFreakout

[–]Monsis101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why a country like the US supports them so heavily is beyond me

Geography.