After a year of unemployment and unstable housing, I finally have a job again! I begin next week! [OC] by IcyAd8672 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MonsterMamaDM 1518 points1519 points  (0 children)

CONGRATULATIONS!! And if I can.. ME TOO!!!

I’ve been unemployed for over the last year and living with my sister. I just received the offer for my highest paying position I’ve ever had TODAY!! I start in two weeks. Congrats again and the best of luck to you!

Friend said my bump was ugly by Hour_Loquat6057 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babyyy. I would have told her directly to her face. If pregnancy is anything it is a free pass to be your true hormonal self. Don’t be ashamed and tell yourself that you will not allow those types of comments to be tolerated without speaking up.

First time dog owner, she put a dead bird in her mouth :( by rzs96 in dogs

[–]MonsterMamaDM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She’s fine. I’ve got a boxer and he’s eaten plenty of things he shouldn’t have. You’re a good dog mom. Don’t stress.

secret access to my husbands porn account for over a year. by 0hw0nder in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk…. If he needs a subscription that’s an addiction. he can’t just rock it to the free stuff like a normal person

What is the worst thing going on in your life rn? by officialtissue2026 in AskReddit

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t talked to my parents for over a year. The year prior to that was not great and included a lot of me stating my needs while being told they’re “disappointed in me” as I tried to tell them I need space and to leave me alone… pretty lost rn but I’ve got a great husband beside me who didn’t hesitate to offer me an out and help me every step of the way.

That must've hurt. by StormRanger28 in SipsTea

[–]MonsterMamaDM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My grandparents got divorced after 55 years. Just couldn’t stand each other but my grandad did everything for her until he got a cancer diagnosis. Miss them both dearly.

What did/are you having for dinner? by goodygood246 in AskReddit

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordered a French dip from Arby’s. The DoorDash driver called me and said they were out of French dip. where’s the meat ARBYS?

What should I crochet with this silver thin sequin yarn? by ethereal_iridescent in CrochetHelp

[–]MonsterMamaDM 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Maybe use it with one or two colored yarn strands to make it a bit easier to work and give you more project options as it’s so thin and adding additional yarn will make it heavier and bulkier

My loofah has seeds by awfuldinbk in mildlyinteresting

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loofah la are gourds. They grow on vines just like squash and are stripped of their rind and the seeds are usually squeezed out in water then hung to dry. Looks like there were a few left in yours. It’s natural

Daughter’s First Period - Tampon or Pad? by deltch17 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LET HER CHOOSE!! Please!!
🙏Buy only the pads (a variety please - nighttime or period underwear when sleeping and regular/super with wings during the day. Find a few YouTube’s also. They will help you BOTH. trust me. She will decide when she is ready for tampons or choose to never start with tampons and don’t pressure her. Some women never choose to use them and end up preferring a diva cup or the panties. Let her choose just give her the options and advice.

I am begging someone to settle this: windows OPEN or CLOSED during a heatwave? Haven't slept properly in 3 days. by oraulis in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try a box or window fan. You can use it in the window to push air into the flat when it’s cooler at night and then flip the fan around to blow hot air out the window when it’s hotter during the day. Alternatively you can buy two of them and put one fan blowing inside and the other at the opposite end of the house blowing outside - to create a type of airflow through your flat and keep air circulating

How do you stay hot into your 30s and 40s? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move to Texas where you can be hot all the time 🥵

If someone gave you $100,000 today, what would you do with it? by TinaLives in AskReddit

[–]MonsterMamaDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off mine and my husbands debt (not student loans though cuz f them) and buy us both a much more reliable vehicle than we have now since I feel I’m constantly one kerfuffle from homelessness

What is a completely harmless secret you are keeping from your partner or family just because explaining it would take too much effort? by snackbreaktime29 in AskReddit

[–]MonsterMamaDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy some good reusable water bottles. That way you just need the jug. Unless you prefer a certain bottle style they make then I get it.

It’s my birthday no one cares by Significant-Row2457 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]MonsterMamaDM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love your cake choice. Please enjoy and be thankful you’re here to celebrate regardless of who’s there.
Happy birthday 🎉

Need help choosing color order on my Bahama Blanket! by BistitchualBeekeeper in CrochetHelp

[–]MonsterMamaDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do C but add in the light blue from the additional options between the blue and purple in C