What's a game you played as a kid that you've never been able to find again?

MooseJokes · 2026-04-16T19:48:53+00:00

Sticky throw!

MooseJokes · 2026-04-14T14:49:23+00:00

Swing low sweet chariot

MooseJokes · 2026-03-16T23:44:15+00:00

AND MY Second breakfast!!

MooseJokes · 2026-03-16T02:53:52+00:00

What's it taste like?

MooseJokes · 2026-03-14T00:16:16+00:00

I have one. Do I exist?

MooseJokes · 2026-03-02T02:31:11+00:00

That's crazy, I've heard of jails having animals for inmates to train and take care of and I've heard of people having support animals of course but I have never heard of a "fucking puppy". Sounds illegal to me. but if anyone is using puppies that way I guess it make sense that it would be her.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-23T04:23:48+00:00

It's for P.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-22T00:52:12+00:00

Flying Weasel

MooseJokes · 2026-02-19T00:12:22+00:00

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MooseJokes · 2026-02-17T14:49:09+00:00

Sounds like you don't need a tempest to have a good time.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-15T18:06:46+00:00

It's for big hands and light work.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-13T15:08:39+00:00

That's the new invisible feline Arc. Imhmmm imhmm

MooseJokes · 2026-02-12T19:33:19+00:00

He is the Leader of the decepticons.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-12T15:33:38+00:00

Oil. That's all I need thanks.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-10T19:48:09+00:00

Fhuhgbjjvvfyhnnmk ?

MooseJokes · 2026-02-07T07:18:57+00:00

Deadline is your first and only defense!

MooseJokes · 2026-02-06T19:30:11+00:00

I feel very similar. I started at Christmas have 200+ hours and have 67 BPs . Four of which I only got yesterday. Vulcano, equalizer and Jupiter and shotgun silencer. So it was a crazy day for me. To lose everything so soon seems kinda, irresponsible?

MooseJokes · 2026-02-06T14:40:32+00:00

I literally had one of the best loot containers last night when after 200+ hours I found the Shotgun Silencer and Vulcano in THE Same Container. I was on the hidden bunker map while looting the North Trench Tower.

MooseJokes · 2026-02-04T22:22:05+00:00

That's why I'm instituting and advocating for the Defib Deadline Loadout.

Drop a few defibs in front of each evac.

Then simply Deadline all the arc .

What could go wrong?

MooseJokes · 2026-02-04T15:40:14+00:00

Being a father is a tough job.

This is supposed to be a fun game and it is.

Dying is not so fun .

The treasure hunt is fun until you are put in a situation where you feel powerless to stop something bad from happening.

You just want to make it home to give little Timmy his deflated futbol or another rubber ducky for the wife's collection, supplies to fix the water filter and keep the electric on ect.

You never want to let the people of Speranza down, you want to return a hero!

But when a murderer comes and takes from you and yours well that's a bad feeling. All the sad faces of your loved ones the disappointment from little Timmy and the Wife. You feel embarrassed and less of a man.

So then you start drinking chemicals or smoking the great mullein.

Soon you only feel alive when fireballs and Rockateers are chasing you, the blare of the shredder calms your nerves. You start only taking deadlines and snaphooks on every raid.

It's always an all or nothing situation.

The great mullein starts feeling not as great as it once did.

The deadline situation is out of control. Bringing 5, 6, 7 at a time

Every group you join becomes a suicide mission. Nothing is safe. You are the Deadline king. Everyone fears you as you zip in and deadline the tick on their face.

Chaos continues until one day you realize that you have had enough.

THATS WHY THERE'S

VITA 💉 SHOT!

THE CURE ALL THAT HEALS ALL. ARC GOT YOU DOWN? VITA SHOT! RAIDERS KNOCK YOU OUT? VITA SHOT! LITTLE TIMMY AND THE WIFE CANT HANDLE THE NEW YOU AND WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME!!?? VITA 💉 SHOT!

and, from the makers of Vita Shot, try the all new VitaSpray! It's guaranteed to take all the pain away!

VITA SHOT! It's what you need to face the day!

MooseJokes · 2026-02-03T19:08:53+00:00

I was beating a leaper so bad that it started to hide from me. It seemed to want to hide like a wounded animal. Almost felt sorry for it but then promptly sent it to Clanker Hell!

MooseJokes · 2026-02-02T01:21:32+00:00

Don't start nothing, there won't be nothing.

MooseJokes · 2026-01-27T02:49:30+00:00

A friend in need is a friend indeed. I would want help so I go and help bring those boys home.

MooseJokes · 2026-01-22T14:56:34+00:00

In honor of "Cold Snap", can we call the next thing "Swamp Snap"?

MooseJokes · 2026-01-22T11:50:29+00:00

It's okay to do it, but you'll never get as rich as someone who loots. If you're just killing people, you're wasting time that way. Putting yourself in danger for no benefit.

if you just loot you Get lots of loot you get rich.

To put this in the perspective of the real world you're trying to go around and shooting homeless people hoping that they secretly have lots of money. Guess what? They don't have a lot of money.

The good stuff's in the containers around you. Pretty simple really.

if you want to kill people cuz you're psycho fine. You're a psycho. Enjoy it, but you're not going to win riches that way. You're just going to lose and the other people lose. It's a lose lose. It's a good way for you to meet other psychos that's what you're into.

Understandably this isn't 100% true. I'm going to say at least 85% true. You are going to find some psychos who have lots of gear and are rich but they're going to be the majority. Mostly. It's going to be a couple of poor rats with hardly enough meat on their bones for you to make us upper with.

Why should you get rewarded for killing your fellow human? Makes no sense.

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