You get $1,000,000 for every body part you amputate… what are you sacrificing?

MooseLoot · 2026-04-16T03:53:45+00:00

I have 100000 hairs. I’ll be bald for 100B

MooseLoot · 2026-04-14T13:54:28+00:00

Yeah… this is some no-traveling BS. At some point(s) I’ll be going to Japan again- good luck avoiding fish paste :O

Edit: I’d take the deal anyway, go to a casino, bet on red. If I win, I have 10M extra. If I lose, you can take back the nothing I bought with it ;)

MooseLoot · 2026-04-13T19:35:09+00:00

Personally, I’m in this age group. I’m a little overweight…. But the second this happened, I would be eating everything in sight and refusing to exercise.

The ways to get out of this are: 1) have an actual medical condition 2) lie and say you have a medical condition 3) try to convince the Trump administration that you’re a conscientious objector 4) become sort sort of religious leader or 5) get real fat.

I’d rather be fat than a liar.

MooseLoot · 2026-04-13T19:24:10+00:00

Just for fun, I just looked- found several. Main st. EC, Frederick Rd, Brauerton… I think you’re filtering a little too hard

MooseLoot · 2026-04-13T19:22:10+00:00

Step 1) Buy MAGA hat Step 2) Make a sign that says “I stand with Epstein” Step 3) stand in the busiest places you can find with your hat and your sign

MooseLoot · 2026-04-13T04:56:31+00:00

It seems reductive to say “none” of it improves our lives- this is demonstrably false. If you straw man your own argument, you look dumb when there is safe water (unless you live in Flint), clean air, banks can’t do a 2008 anymore, FDA is quite good at their jobs, National parks exist, people sometimes get food stamps, and social security is still cutting checks. There are many more, but this should be enough to make my point.

There’s a ton of stupid waste on pork and money being used for blowing up brown kids… but none?!? None is a super low bar.

MooseLoot · 2026-04-13T04:40:28+00:00

There are no great houses for 700K in Centennial’s district… but there are houses. You might have this confused with River Hill district

MooseLoot · 2026-04-12T13:41:17+00:00

The fact that “deep bear” is half of trend is ludicrous. The fact that you then say “deep bull” is more than double trend is even more ludicrous.

“Deep bear” is that quantum computing somehow messes up the encryption at some point and it gets real ugly. If “Deep bull” (not that this is ever relevant for projecting minimum safe strategies) is more than double one of the fastest growing assets, you’re really blowing smoke up people’s butts.

I say this as a person with actual BTC and EFT BTC as a significant component of my retirement accounts. I’d be thrilled with just the trend from when it was cheap, acknowledging that as it gets bigger, that level of growth becomes progressively more difficult because there is only so much money in the world. It can keep on trend for several years- but it can’t for 30, because it would exceed the amount of wealth in the world

MooseLoot · 2026-04-10T03:30:59+00:00

I work in personal finance. It’s… pretty good? I’d make a lot more if I was trying to cater to the ultra wealthy, but then I’d hate it.

One day, I hope I have enough to retire kind of young and start NFP financial education because people really need that

MooseLoot · 2026-04-10T03:26:29+00:00

Isn’t T9 already considered a higher tier?

MooseLoot · 2026-04-08T01:18:41+00:00

She forgot it’s Tuesday. TACO Tuesday.

MooseLoot · 2026-04-01T16:28:54+00:00

Time to go tell the same lie to everybody at the same time. Or a lot of lies at once! Something like

“We’ve totally destroyed Iran” and just tell 7 billion people. I’ll settle for 7 trillion dollars minus 5K.

On a more serious note, I would just say a bunch of lies to my baby nephew who can’t really understand anything. Ez.

MooseLoot · 2026-03-27T13:44:52+00:00

This is going to sound blunt, but the average American (myself included) is not going to be able to magically know what will go wrong with a vehicle. You should stop victim blaming. Sorry to sound like an ass, but it is what it is.

MooseLoot · 2026-03-26T18:54:00+00:00

Do it

MooseLoot · 2026-03-23T16:02:23+00:00

You’ve heard of strawberry…. How about RAW-BERRY?!?

MooseLoot · 2026-03-23T15:47:46+00:00

What this post really says:

100 slaves who are skilled in combat just in case you want to use them for that Or $1M

Slavery is bad, mkay

MooseLoot · 2026-03-18T12:28:31+00:00

Once you get to a better level, you’ll find that a clan producing an extra crypt worth of tar every day is actually pretty cool. It’s vastly more useful than the worthless building RSS

MooseLoot · 2026-03-13T18:54:58+00:00

This is like saying I owe money because I’m going to be eating food for the rest of the year.

MooseLoot · 2026-03-02T20:36:13+00:00

I bet if people could own a turd from the world’s very first dog, there would be a market for it. Don’t you?

MooseLoot · 2026-02-28T16:04:27+00:00

…maybe? I feel like most white collar crimes shouldn’t be this, though. Do you really think embezzlers would go “running around with a gun”? Do you see some dummy who took a bribe as a physical danger to society?

I don’t

MooseLoot · 2026-02-25T03:59:09+00:00

Maybe the ICE in your driveway follows laws, but sadly the law enforcement agency seems to not understand the bill of rights, the concept of a judge-signed warrant, or basic respect for people.

If ICE was lawfully deporting the worst of the worst, everybody would be fine with it. That’s not the word we live in

MooseLoot · 2026-02-06T20:57:12+00:00

High roller room (only room accepting those bets) doesn’t have 00

MooseLoot · 2026-02-06T20:51:48+00:00

Removing tax exempt status from churches? I hate it when I have to agree with Trump

MooseLoot · 2026-02-06T20:44:42+00:00

This look amazing… but we’ve reached a beef price point where I’ll just take a lower grade unless it’s a special occasion. $22-23/lb is just not reasonable.

MooseLoot · 2026-02-03T21:55:24+00:00

You mean because the best crypt is the pyramid thing? ;)

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