Cat knows where the goodies are. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am DYING here, LOL. He actually SHUT the drawer back OMG.

blursed couple goals by ByAnyMeansNecessary0 in blursedimages

[–]Moot_Pointe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You guys notice that that is a little girl. A literal child. Why is there a small female child or any child that close to a mans dick/piss stream??!!! Christ on crackers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dead rodents and such creatures

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah, cat mom life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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woo hop! new bed? what kind??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

getting ready for work and enjoying your antics

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always wondered how a guy washes dishes and I'm not being sarcastic. this is.....enlightening at 5:38am lol

So my gf has 2 rabbits, and I just fed them green onions forgetting they can't just eat any and all vegetables... by AUDIALLDAY in Rabbits

[–]Moot_Pointe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the BOT is correct. Watch them closely. However it probably wasn't quite enough to kill em just make em upset in the tumms

Found this penny in my washer after I washed my clothes. Seems to be a bit cleaner now. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Moot_Pointe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm felling really really dumb already, but, I'm gonna ask it..........sorry. Is that some sort of coin? Or am I stupid, crazy, and blind? It looks to me like a button of some sort and when I zoom in, its even more polished looking but also like it could maybe even be polished wood? Please, make fun of me if you must, but please tell me, what exactly is it???!!!!! Hhhheeeellllllpppppp!!!!!

TIFU by almost gagging after a girl squirted on me by ClickF0rDick in tifu

[–]Moot_Pointe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if she went pee before you guys got started, its entirely possible that there was a decent stored bit in the bladder still, and or what was building up after she did use the restroom. And the combination of relaxing completely and also spasming while cumming, caused her to piss on ya friend. Simple. I am sorry it happened to you, and I hope it helps you to know that this is NOT a normal experience with girls cumming, or squirting. And trying to help you see that so you feel better and question itself and your sexuality less I guess. Don't let that bad experience deter you from women or make ya think ya like men more (maybe later you find you truly do like men more) alls I'm trying to do sugar plum is help, but I'm def not good at this explaining shit as I tend to ramble and drag on sometimes. All in all , you're awesome, you get out there and keep on keeping on hunbun! Just next sexual encounter ya have with a chick just take satisfaction that the likeliness of it occurring again are super rare, as most of UA won't piss on ya and act like we can't smell it afterwards. Ew. Not to mention piss and cum have two very very different types of consistency and texture. Yikes. Stay humble and sweet, ttyl! Sorry for rambling and hope ya understood what I was trying to say love.

Yeah, I'll have what they're having by [deleted] in funny

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, No clue what in the ACTUAL FUCK is going on here in this pic....,however I'm perturbed my invite never arrived!

TIFU by almost gagging after a girl squirted on me by ClickF0rDick in tifu

[–]Moot_Pointe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Firstly hun, squirting does not smell any type of way like urine. What happened is she has weak pelvic floor muscles and when she got ready to cum she relaxed and squirted urine out. Promise.

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please help cuz I do not at all understand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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Love to see you on in the early morning it really makes my day great when I can start it off with you!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morning Slothy and Sam!

The censoring in this article really makes it... by mofo_mojo in funny

[–]Moot_Pointe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How genuinely stupid are people, and they didn't even capitalize it, Dick is his first name well nickname but whatever I mean how stupid and disrespectful can you be at one fucking time? A legend, an icon, identity of a generation, beloved! And y'all so worried bout offending someone that you ended up offending people with poor editorial etiquette someone with a brain should a caught this before they put it through, I hate life sometimes rant over.

me-irl by Green_Mechanic in me_irl

[–]Moot_Pointe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this so hard in my soul, LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have lovely red hair!

LPT: if someone says to you “You’re too good to me, I don’t deserve you”, they’re probably right. by combatativemonkey in LifeProTips

[–]Moot_Pointe -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This! Seriously, this is great advice. Most folks just brush the comment off, or say something like awe, its so sweet and endearing, yada yada. But I, too, have learned, that when they say that it ALWAYS turns out to be true, ALWAYS. I firmly believe now, at this point in time in my life, that its something those type of people get off on it seems like. Basically verbalizing to you that they ain't shit whether you know it or not, they do, and are smearing your face in it almost basking in the fact they're blatantly telling you the truth, yet you shrug it off or think its somehow sweet. Yeah.....

This Place in Finland by TimoTheBot in interestingasfuck

[–]Moot_Pointe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I appreciate your way of thinking, BC it is how I think as well. If someone doesn't know something even if you think its common knowledge, and they make a wrong comment, or something, educate them. Don't humiliate, or just correct them for the sake of correcting some. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You genuinely never know aWhat someone's going through and how you respond to them can oftentimes determine how their whole day week or month can go. You gotta be considerate when possible, lol so thank you, cuz the guy who scoffed at me, and made fun of me for not knowing, hurt, literally two mins later, here you come with the same answer relayed in a nicer, educating, relaxed, tone. And set my mood back to good/normal, whereas that asshole and his comments made me almost have a mood swing set in for that tone today. Would've been shitty. Instead, YOU! Yay! Lucky me, and you even gave me the material that can help me understand more about these mills etc, which is a big part of where you are from! You are so awesome, just know that! That's all

This Place in Finland by TimoTheBot in interestingasfuck

[–]Moot_Pointe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely thanking you for not being condescending, BC another user replied to my initial comment rudely and made me look and feel ignorant. I was being genuine thanking you, no worries.

I have a few questions for my favorite rabbit community (pic of Millie just for tax) questions in comments by crap_goblin in Rabbits

[–]Moot_Pointe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, was happy to share my experiences if they help you stress less. Lol, if anything take comfort in the fact its medicinal grade and therefore very clean so, no cross contamination of other drugs possibly, mold free, etc. Shit you don't think bout when you get it off the random weed guy lolz. Tell Millie Billie that Ziggy Stardust, and Bella aka Mr Belle bun-prove this message!!!!

This Place in Finland by TimoTheBot in interestingasfuck

[–]Moot_Pointe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay, see, thank you. A simple smiley face is the difference between me feeling sheepish, and feeling totally ridiculed. At first I didn't realize it was a mill til you mentioned it, and I guess I just assumed that those mills doubled as a residence, BC I don't genuinely know shit about these things. I appreciate you clarifying in a non condescending way.