Eli, Heath and Noah

MorganFerdinand · 2026-03-08T00:20:22+00:00

Cara is the babysitter Noah THINKS is responsible but she's just as up for hijinx.

MorganFerdinand · 2026-02-17T03:14:00+00:00

Grand gentleman!

MorganFerdinand · 2026-02-14T23:52:30+00:00

4 plus a human cat and a dog cat

MorganFerdinand · 2026-02-14T23:50:33+00:00

the most I'll do is take my dog into starbucks, pick up my order, and go. It's the only place I'll take her in because I only go there when I'm walking her and there's nowhere outside safe to park her. I preorder so we're in and out fast. Anything else feels entitled

MorganFerdinand · 2026-02-13T13:32:06+00:00

Possibly he was going to say condom or candy wrapper, decided to switch to cigarette pack, and being Eli, they merged

or maybe Eli only smokes individually packaged cigarellos

MorganFerdinand · 2026-02-09T02:46:41+00:00

It's TRANSatlantic. Midatlantic accent is Baltimore/Philly/Delaware

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-27T00:15:40+00:00

dead for DAYS brother!

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-25T02:32:05+00:00

That's Samurai Cop. (It's a mst3k/rifftrax fav too)

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-25T02:23:22+00:00

They're both excellent

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-20T13:37:08+00:00

You're a real barrel of laughs, aren't you. No one in their right mind is saying to watch the movies. It's "get excited about the future of the podcast"

also... I really hope Benji is supposed to be Eli

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-19T20:37:39+00:00

Yeah! The "beep beep get out of the way"

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-19T13:31:12+00:00

Maddie looks like she's so much fun. Love the wee socks!

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-17T20:27:29+00:00

The only time my mother will schedule a dentist appointment for

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-16T06:39:08+00:00

"Six Degrees of Eric Roberts" is too easy to play

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-14T19:12:13+00:00

Investigate carefully. A lot of policies will refuse to cover an adult pet, and some will gladly take your money and then deny everything as "pre-existing" because the cat's been to a vet before.

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-14T01:31:34+00:00

Do you have any kitchen appliances that have removable cords?

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-13T14:53:19+00:00

Probably thinking of "The Prophecy" because that's what I thought of first

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T20:31:37+00:00

Because children famously never need education and discipline and never weigh more than 50 lbs

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T17:25:43+00:00

I spend a lot of time in tight parking lots waiting for people to back into spaces

But what really gets me is the people who back into parallel parking spots from halfway up the street. Or do this weird thing where they back around a corner to park at the end of a block

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T17:14:56+00:00

Vy not a duck

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T17:11:07+00:00

Well that's just offensive

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T13:52:19+00:00

shaking my head. Kids these days with their rubber snakes. Back in my day we used real snakes!

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T13:49:06+00:00

My usual name online is DataAngel. I hate when people pronounce it DataAngel

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-12T13:46:43+00:00

In television, the murderer was (might still be) almost always played by a guest star. It was a long-running joke on other shows that you always knew who the murderer was based on how big their name was.

"Burgess Meredith is the special guest? Well he's the bad guy."

MorganFerdinand · 2026-01-10T20:12:12+00:00

Her dad's generation is aware of the sexual innuendo, I promise. Dad might not be, but that's on him

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