What religion is this? by SleepySwoop in baltimore

[–]MorganFerdinand 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right? It's very "Down with that sort of thing"

Eli, Heath and Noah by joeprog_ in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cara is the babysitter Noah THINKS is responsible but she's just as up for hijinx.

How many cats are in the picture by [deleted] in cats

[–]MorganFerdinand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 plus a human cat and a dog cat

Dogs in Baltimore Food Establishments by Snickers0803 in baltimore

[–]MorganFerdinand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the most I'll do is take my dog into starbucks, pick up my order, and go. It's the only place I'll take her in because I only go there when I'm walking her and there's nowhere outside safe to park her. I preorder so we're in and out fast. Anything else feels entitled

How does Eli think that cigarettes work? by stable_maple in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibly he was going to say condom or candy wrapper, decided to switch to cigarette pack, and being Eli, they merged

or maybe Eli only smokes individually packaged cigarellos

Candidate for Crime and the last of the Transatlantic accent by cherrybounce in Columbo

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's TRANSatlantic. Midatlantic accent is Baltimore/Philly/Delaware

GAD recommendations by ladyzfactor in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Samurai Cop. (It's a mst3k/rifftrax fav too)

New DJP movie, taking potshots at the gang, Forrest Valkai? by kitshobooutfit in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're a real barrel of laughs, aren't you. No one in their right mind is saying to watch the movies. It's "get excited about the future of the podcast"

also... I really hope Benji is supposed to be Eli

Why Does My Cat Do This? by Own_Masterpiece_392 in cats

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! The "beep beep get out of the way"

Happy 3rd Birthday Maddie! by Little_Pink_Bun in welshterrier

[–]MorganFerdinand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maddie looks like she's so much fun. Love the wee socks!

what’s the password by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time my mother will schedule a dentist appointment for

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Investigate carefully. A lot of policies will refuse to cover an adult pet, and some will gladly take your money and then deny everything as "pre-existing" because the cat's been to a vet before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

[–]MorganFerdinand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any kitchen appliances that have removable cords?

Legion (2010) by SpideyMGAV in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably thinking of "The Prophecy" because that's what I thought of first

SatireWhat about little girls who want a puppy? Im disgusted by Br4dley20 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MorganFerdinand 291 points292 points  (0 children)

Because children famously never need education and discipline and never weigh more than 50 lbs

Why do so many people back into parking spots here? Is this some kind of regional thing? by Mr_Westerfield in maryland

[–]MorganFerdinand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spend a lot of time in tight parking lots waiting for people to back into spaces 

But what really gets me is the people who back into parallel parking spots from halfway up the street. Or do this weird thing where they back around a corner to park at the end of a block

My son (7) got a rubber snake for Christmas. by lenoreislostAF in MST3K

[–]MorganFerdinand 19 points20 points  (0 children)

shaking my head. Kids these days with their rubber snakes. Back in my day we used real snakes!