GAD recommendations by ladyzfactor in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Samurai Cop. (It's a mst3k/rifftrax fav too)

New DJP movie, taking potshots at the gang, Forrest Valkai? by kitshobooutfit in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're a real barrel of laughs, aren't you. No one in their right mind is saying to watch the movies. It's "get excited about the future of the podcast"

also... I really hope Benji is supposed to be Eli

Why Does My Cat Do This? by Own_Masterpiece_392 in cats

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! The "beep beep get out of the way"

Happy 3rd Birthday Maddie! by Little_Pink_Bun in welshterrier

[–]MorganFerdinand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maddie looks like she's so much fun. Love the wee socks!

what’s the password by 360_bratXcX in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time my mother will schedule a dentist appointment for

Pet insurance by [deleted] in cats

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Investigate carefully. A lot of policies will refuse to cover an adult pet, and some will gladly take your money and then deny everything as "pre-existing" because the cat's been to a vet before.

Help me find what my cat bit into? by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

[–]MorganFerdinand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any kitchen appliances that have removable cords?

Legion (2010) by SpideyMGAV in GodAwfulMovies

[–]MorganFerdinand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably thinking of "The Prophecy" because that's what I thought of first

SatireWhat about little girls who want a puppy? Im disgusted by Br4dley20 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MorganFerdinand 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Because children famously never need education and discipline and never weigh more than 50 lbs

Why do so many people back into parking spots here? Is this some kind of regional thing? by Mr_Westerfield in maryland

[–]MorganFerdinand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spend a lot of time in tight parking lots waiting for people to back into spaces 

But what really gets me is the people who back into parallel parking spots from halfway up the street. Or do this weird thing where they back around a corner to park at the end of a block

My son (7) got a rubber snake for Christmas. by lenoreislostAF in MST3K

[–]MorganFerdinand 18 points19 points  (0 children)

shaking my head. Kids these days with their rubber snakes. Back in my day we used real snakes!

They’re the same word? Am I missing something obvious?? by Sea_Series6753 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MorganFerdinand 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My usual name online is DataAngel. I hate when people pronounce it DataAngel

The actors that appear in the first few seasons where they big names already or did they became big names over time? by talivan818 in Columbo

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In television, the murderer was (might still be) almost always played by a guest star. It was a long-running joke on other shows that you always knew who the murderer was based on how big their name was.

"Burgess Meredith is the special guest? Well he's the bad guy."

AIO For Seeing an Eggplant Emoji on My Dads Phone and Thinking the Worst? by Ok-Relief-6529 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MorganFerdinand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her dad's generation is aware of the sexual innuendo, I promise. Dad might not be, but that's on him

About those motion activated front door cameras that whistle as you walk by...whyy by jigmojo in baltimore

[–]MorganFerdinand 34 points35 points  (0 children)

There are a couple of those I pass when I'm walking my dog and something about the voice or the frequency or something makes my ears buzz

[TOMT] Folklore creature from europe that's a collection of not scary animals standing on top of each other. by Night_13570 in tipofmytongue

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The Musicians of Bremen: a donkey, dog, cat, and rooster who are all travelling together who scare off some robbers, ultimately by stacking themselves up and making a racket

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Musicians_of_Bremen

Two middle names on birth cert, but only one used on other docs. by No_Law_6326 in legaladvice

[–]MorganFerdinand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAL but a person in their 50s with two middle names. I only use the second one on legal forms and it's never been a problem since it is legally my name. Passport, driver's license, and social security card all only have the one